Author Topic: The last movie I saw was... (Read 1380748 times)

joe · « **Reply #2190 on:** Aug 13, 2011, 01:11:33 AM »

30 Minutes or Less.

Pretty fucking funny. Aziz Ansari and Danny McBride in top comedic form.

Fiero · « **Reply #2191 on:** Aug 13, 2011, 01:35:03 AM »

I'd like to watch that, Aziz is a funny man. Parks and Recreation would be very different without him.

joe · « **Reply #2192 on:** Aug 13, 2011, 02:52:13 AM »

Why would you even suggest such a thing?

If Aziz left P&R, I don't even know that I'd want to watch it anymore.

Fiero · « **Reply #2193 on:** Aug 13, 2011, 10:17:07 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Aug 13, 2011, 02:52:13 AM

Why would you even suggest such a thing?

If Aziz left P&R, I don't even know that I'd want to watch it anymore.

As long as Aubrey Plaza is still there, I'll have a reason. I'd like to visit that plaza, I tell you what.

Rama · « **Reply #2194 on:** Aug 15, 2011, 01:15:53 AM »

Werewolf of Washington
They Saved Hitler's Brain
The Devil's Nightmare
Death Warmed Up
The House By the Cemetery (I wouldn't watch this one again if you paid me.)
Point of Terror
Monstroid (This one was the the good bad.)

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #2195 on:** Aug 15, 2011, 09:39:12 AM »

Rise of the Planet of the Apes was fucking awesome, yo!

joe · « **Reply #2196 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 12:17:32 AM »

Fright Night 2011

Solid. I wonder if I'd like it more or less if I hadn't watched the original on Netflix a couple weeks back. Now I'll never know. There were enough differences that it avoided the potential been-there-done-that sensation. My one complaint is that it wasn't gory enough, as modern CG just can't duplicate that good old '80s horror nastiness.

Conan the Barbarian 2011

Not bad. I feel like the beginning of the story wrote a check that the rest of the movie couldn't cash, but it was still mostly entertaining. Momoa's Conan is more authentic to the source material in pretty much every way that matters. Still, the original is a classic and I doubt this one will ever be held in the same regard.

B E C K · « **Reply #2197 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 12:19:09 AM »

I'm curious about new Fright Night and reading your comments has me thinking I should watch the new one first since I've never seen the original. I think I'll skip out on the new Conan though.

Rama · « **Reply #2198 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 02:20:41 AM »

I'm planning on taking in Conan and skipping Fright Night...so after I do that I'll copy the part of my brain that has the movie on it and then you can eat it. Since I don't plan on seeing Fright Night, you can do the same for me. I've also seen the original Fright Night so you can have that as well. Now I just need to find the right bit for the drill.

IDE · « **Reply #2199 on:** Aug 20, 2011, 07:16:23 PM »

apes was great

I wanna see conan pretty bad but I still need to see cap and hp first.

B E C K · « **Reply #2200 on:** Aug 21, 2011, 12:31:26 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 20, 2011, 02:20:41 AM

I'm planning on taking in Conan and skipping Fright Night...so after I do that I'll copy the part of my brain that has the movie on it and then you can eat it. Since I don't plan on seeing Fright Night, you can do the same for me. I've also seen the original Fright Night so you can have that as well. Now I just need to find the right bit for the drill.

You've got yerself a deal thar.

joe · « **Reply #2201 on:** Aug 21, 2011, 04:51:52 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 20, 2011, 07:16:23 PM

apes was great

I wanna see conan pretty bad but I still need to see cap and hp first.

Cap is okay, but the Hewlett Packard movie is totally overrated.

B E C K · « **Reply #2202 on:** Aug 22, 2011, 01:20:01 AM »

*poops you a pellet*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2203 on:** Aug 22, 2011, 03:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Adam on Aug 15, 2011, 09:39:12 AM

Rise of the Planet of the Apes was fucking awesome, yo!

Is James Franco yummy in it? any full frontal nudity by him?

B E C K · « **Reply #2204 on:** Aug 22, 2011, 11:28:41 PM »

No, but they give you plenty of the ape to compensate.

Fiero · « **Reply #2205 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 12:00:54 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 22, 2011, 11:28:41 PM

No, but they give you plenty of the ape to compensate.

I was gonna say that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2206 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 08:20:12 AM »

So he's playing the part of an ape? wtf. what a waste of a beautiful face

Fiero · « **Reply #2207 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 12:26:35 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 23, 2011, 08:20:12 AM

So he's playing the part of an ape? wtf. what a waste of a beautiful face

No. She's saying you get to see a lot of ape penis.

IDE · « **Reply #2208 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 04:04:16 PM »

I don't remember any ape dongs. The truth is those apes would be masturbating and banging like fiends. But I guess the general public wasn't ready for the truth.

Fiero · « **Reply #2209 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 05:11:35 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 23, 2011, 04:04:16 PM

I don't remember any ape dongs. The truth is those apes would be masturbating and banging like fiends. But I guess the general public wasn't ready for the truth.

Please take into account that neither I nor Beck has actually seen the film (at least, I am assuming she has not based on context).

B E C K · « **Reply #2210 on:** Aug 23, 2011, 05:30:04 PM »

Nope, sure haven't.

B E C K · « **Reply #2211 on:** Sep 03, 2011, 11:19:55 PM »

I'm watching The Expendables. Some of the action with the camera whipping around is annoying (like where Stallone and Lee take down those dudes on the island while on recon) and we get too many closeups of eyeballs and Stallone's freaky over-manscaped brows. And I wanted to punch the Statham character in the face. Shit, they shouldn't even have tried to give the fuck a story with the girlfriend crap. We should've had more on Jet Li and Dolph to fill the time instead. I hope someone seriously kicks Statham's in the sequel but it probably won't happen. Otherwise, yeah, the movie delivers what it means to.

B E C K · « **Reply #2212 on:** Sep 03, 2011, 11:44:19 PM »

Oh no... Not "The Boys Are Back In Town" for the credits. Now you've just made me want to watch Toy Story.

joe · « **Reply #2213 on:** Sep 04, 2011, 05:08:32 AM »

I forgot to post about Don't Be Afraid of the Dark last Friday.

It wasn't the worst, but it was pretty hackneyed all around for the genre, and I wouldn't exactly call it scary.

The D · « **Reply #2214 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 04:09:07 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 03, 2011, 11:44:19 PM

Oh no... Not "The Boys Are Back In Town" for the credits. Now you've just made me want to watch Toy Story.

The only movies that should ever use that song for ANYTHING should be the toy story franchise.

Fiero · « **Reply #2215 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 04:30:17 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 06, 2011, 04:09:07 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 03, 2011, 11:44:19 PM
Oh no... Not "The Boys Are Back In Town" for the credits. Now you've just made me want to watch Toy Story.

The only movies that should ever use that song for ANYTHING should be the toy story franchise.

What about a movie where boys come back to a town .... as men (in a deep booming voice).

B E C K · « **Reply #2216 on:** Sep 10, 2011, 11:25:56 PM »

I don't think that's ever happened in any movie I've ever seen.

blanktoe · « **Reply #2217 on:** Sep 18, 2011, 11:07:07 PM »

Finally watched The Last Airbender this morning and yes it was shit but I did enjoy most the Zuko scenes. Slumdog is pretty good actor.

B E C K · « **Reply #2218 on:** Sep 19, 2011, 02:42:48 PM »

I watched some of that on Netflix and, yeah, Patel and the guy playing Iroh were pretty good. But what a steaming pile. And nearly everyone else was terrible.

blanktoe · « **Reply #2219 on:** Sep 20, 2011, 06:11:52 AM »

I'd really like to know what M. Night was thinking when he cast those kids. In his past movies he's done a pretty good job with selecting his cast. Then again he was probably just there to get a pay chell and didn't care who the studio put in the movie.