Capture the frames, make one long animated gif, run it on your comp while you wank?
Last movie I saw was Red Cliff, directed by John Woo and based on the Records of the Three Kingdoms which takes place before the Han dynasty. The flick is epic. I refused to watch the cut version, which chops it pretty much in half. The original's nearly a five hour movie and while I see why certain things were snipped, too much was relevant imo to miss out on. In fact, I dare say the ending felt slightly rushed.
I've also been watching Bride and Prejudice several times. I wub that movie.