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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #690 on: Feb 03, 2010, 05:54:53 PM »
I really wanted to see 4th Kind is that out on DVD already or is it still floating around in the theaters.
 
I went to one of those streaming sites online.

Nuri, watch that movieeee its amazinggg. I thought that Thirteen was fucked up, but they are nothing compared to Precious

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #691 on: Feb 04, 2010, 03:04:49 AM »
Conan the Barbarian

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #692 on: Feb 04, 2010, 11:36:07 AM »
Ray -_-

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #693 on: Feb 04, 2010, 03:15:41 PM »
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #694 on: Feb 04, 2010, 08:56:18 PM »
I dislike Jamie Fox, yet like Ray Charles. I don't want to sully my memory of Ray with that piece of shit.

Jurassic Park 3. (should've setup an epic fourth movie dealing with Ingen's weaponization of dinosaurs)
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #695 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:02:27 PM »
As recently as 2010 JP IV is still being discussed.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #696 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:06:14 PM »
I know. I was just watching the third today and it reaffirmed my love for it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #697 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:21:52 PM »
My room mate is watching a Jurassic Park film every month of 2010 with friends and family. I imagine JP1 will be the most common watched.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #698 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:52:54 PM »
I dislike Jamie Fox, yet like Ray Charles. I don't want to sully my memory of Ray with that piece of shit.

Jurassic Park 3. (should've setup an epic fourth movie dealing with Ingen's weaponization of dinosaurs)

Dino Riders: The Movie!

That would be so fucking boss.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #699 on: Feb 05, 2010, 12:32:22 AM »
OMFG yes that would be awesome!!!!
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #700 on: Feb 05, 2010, 08:00:28 AM »
In 3D!
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #701 on: Feb 05, 2010, 09:49:24 AM »
You didn't like it?
Didn't finish it. I felt bad for Ray at the beginning cause everybody was abusing him for being blind, but then he turned into an asshole and a cheater so fuck him!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #702 on: Feb 06, 2010, 06:32:34 AM »
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Nuri, watch that movieeee its amazinggg. I thought that Thirteen was fucked up, but they are nothing compared to Precious

Ha ha, that "Thirteen" movie pissed me off.

I watched Quantum of Solace yesterday.  I hearby declare it Quantum of Ass.  Daniel Craig sucks.  I don't give a shit about Vesper.  This movie seemed confused about what it wanted to be about.  That other chick was orange and her revenge plot was retarded.  Bond's brain apparently hiccups a lot.  I mean, that whole boat scene was supposed to save her, right?  [How did he even know she was in trouble?  His motorcycle or whatever caused NO ONE to pay even the slightest attention to him, which made no sense.  And then she concussed her head and could've died, but he didn't give a shit even after that entire hassle?  And he needlessly made himself known to his enemies.]  Other sequences make about equal sense.  That Mathis guy's only purpose was to die and even then, he looked like he was gonna be okay until Bond stupidly uses him as sheild.  The movie SKIPS over the information Greene gave Bond and Greene's death, which would've made a good ending.  Stupid guy at the end gives all those chicks the same dime-store necklace, what a tard.  It's like this was penned by some autistic man-child: "Good when things go boom!" Also, the DVD's menu is a fucking spoiler.  Oh yeah, and the song.  The song sounded like it could've rocked if they had brought back Chris Cornell or gotten someone like Scott Weiland or even fucking Bono to sing it.  It didn't seem like a good duet song to begin with.  Jack White and Alicia Keys go together like a grape jelly and bacon sandwich.  Their voices being put through some cat-screech electronic mangler only made things worse.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #703 on: Feb 06, 2010, 12:10:17 PM »
That's the only James Bond I've watched since Goldeneye. I liked the colors.

Watched Unbreakable. And then some scenes of Pulp Fiction so Samuel Jackson could redeem himself

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #704 on: Feb 06, 2010, 06:49:16 PM »
I watched Quantum of Solace yesterday.  I hearby declare it Quantum of Ass.  Daniel Craig sucks.  I don't give a shit about Vesper.  This movie seemed confused about what it wanted to be about.  That other chick was orange and her revenge plot was retarded.  Bond's brain apparently hiccups a lot.  I mean, that whole boat scene was supposed to save her, right?  [How did he even know she was in trouble?  His motorcycle or whatever caused NO ONE to pay even the slightest attention to him, which made no sense.  And then she concussed her head and could've died, but he didn't give a shit even after that entire hassle?  And he needlessly made himself known to his enemies.]  Other sequences make about equal sense.  That Mathis guy's only purpose was to die and even then, he looked like he was gonna be okay until Bond stupidly uses him as sheild.  The movie SKIPS over the information Greene gave Bond and Greene's death, which would've made a good ending.  Stupid guy at the end gives all those chicks the same dime-store necklace, what a tard.  It's like this was penned by some autistic man-child: "Good when things go boom!" Also, the DVD's menu is a fucking spoiler.  Oh yeah, and the song.  The song sounded like it could've rocked if they had brought back Chris Cornell or gotten someone like Scott Weiland or even fucking Bono to sing it.  It didn't seem like a good duet song to begin with.  Jack White and Alicia Keys go together like a grape jelly and bacon sandwich.  Their voices being put through some cat-screech electronic mangler only made things worse.

I disagree with you on both the Music and Film. I liked both. QoS served as a good sequel and presented a villian that deviated from the standard Bond villian. There were no elaborate traps or deformities. He was just a creep. I think the last fight at the desert resort was perhaps one of the most visually inspiring sequences I've seen in a Movie. The colors were wonderful. The action, perfect.

Camilla Montes presented a Bond Girl that deviated from the norm. Strawberry fields forever (ew) was my only complaint about this movie, since she was completely unnecessary and was just fuckmeat and then a redshirt.

The whole movie showed Bond being an Angsty bitch, something which M and Montes both pointed out. Sure, Mathis was going to die, but he had to atone for his sins in the prior film. He served as a mentor for Bond, showing him what working in that industry could do to an individual. Mathis was a danger on relying too much on his position to get what he wants, which blinded him to the true danger of the Job.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #705 on: Feb 06, 2010, 09:17:59 PM »
My opinion of QoS from 11/21/08:

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I went to see Casino Royale part 2 yesterday.  So, yeah, you pretty much have my opinion of Quantum of Solace. 

There were two really cool things I appreciated about this movie.  First, the nod to Goldfinger with the dead babe covered in "black gold", and, second, the return of SPECTRE in the form of Quantum.  The rest I could take or leave. 

I thought of some other names for the movie aside from Casino Royale 2, but they all had numbers behind them.  The Transporter 4, for instance.  They could have called it Joe Blow Super Spy for all it mattered, because the only thing I really felt it had in common with the franchise was the characters of Bond, M, and Felix...what there was of characterization.  Either the writers are incapable of writing the Bond character or have just simply decided to forego the "prequel" idea that would involve him growing into the Bond the world knows and loves in order to make him a "modern" action star.  M's not a lot more than a mother hen now, and Felix just sat there and grunted in most of his five minutes of total screen time.

The villain here was a joke, though.  It was reminiscent of Licence to Kill and Tomorrow Never Dies in that regard, but instead of an ambitious drug dealer or overreaching media mogul we had a shady businessman seeking to use his business contacts and super secret spy organization to control the water supply of a third world country that inexplicably has initiated the switch to a hydrogen economy.  *GAG*  At least Jonathan Pierce's version of Rupert Murdoch threatened to start a nuclear conflict between China and the US.

Well, the girl was cute...too bad she didn't get more screen time.  Or Ms. Fields, for that matter.  I was glad they trotted out the old wetworks guy from CR, but it was too bad they just offed him so cavalierly as they did.

In the end, the movie went nowhere.  It resolved or developed absolutely nothing from CR, which if they're going to put everything in continuity they should at least develop it. 

Go to see it as an action flick, but don't go see it under the impression it's a Bond movie.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #706 on: Feb 06, 2010, 10:58:40 PM »
Yeah, they offed Mathis in the most pathetic manner ever.  Not to mention he was jumped off-screen, just like Fields, just like Greene.  It felt very lazy, like I was watching a web series where they're forced to make such jumps in time to move the story along under budget.  I think it really missed the boat by not showing us Greene's death.  I would have liked to have seen him drinking the motor oil and then getting capped.  Instead we had to address Bond's angst.   ::)

Now that you say it, it does seem like they just made a generic modern day action film and slapped Bond on the title.  I know they want to, I guess, expand on Bond's character, but old film Bond was a special quippy gent with his women and martinis and the Daniel Craig version doesn't seem the least bit special.  I actually find him to be the ugliest, stupidest Bond ever.  He had the mentality of a teen boy at times.  As for bad guys, "what's the fucking point again" kept popping in my head everytime they came up.

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Strawberry fields forever (ew) was my only complaint about this movie, since she was completely unnecessary and was just fuckmeat and then a redshirt.

I thought that was most Bond babes.  Although I do concede she managed to be extra annoying.

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The whole movie showed Bond being an Angsty bitch, something which M and Montes both pointed out.

And something they couldn't stop pointing out.  The entire thing was all "hey audience, you're stupid.  since you're so stupid, Bond here is an angsty, dumb little whore."

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Sure, Mathis was going to die, but he had to atone for his sins in the prior film. He served as a mentor for Bond, showing him what working in that industry could do to an individual. Mathis was a danger on relying too much on his position to get what he wants, which blinded him to the true danger of the Job.

He could've died n a better way.
I didn't care about his sins.
I disagree.
It showed him to be an idiot, like idiot Bond who used him as a shield instead of just shooting the guys who pulled him over to begin with.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #707 on: Feb 06, 2010, 11:11:22 PM »
Also, I've seen...

The Legend of the Black Scorpian - A Chinese loose adaptation of Hamlet, although the would-be Gertrude character channels more Lady MacBeth.  Not terrible but it moved slow.  Not that great either imo.  2/5

The Book of Eli - This also moves a bit slow.  It seems like it would've been a badass version of the Outer Limits.  Instead, they stretched it out to a feature length film.  And the fact that in the post-apocalyse everyone wears designer sunglasses and designer rags is a bit distracting.  My dad was also insistent that they wouldn't have had gasoline to powet up their vehicles (that no one would be refining it, importing it, and the leftovers would've long since degraded in the 30 years that had passed).  The last thirty minutes or so really improve it though.  4/5

Watching The Hurt Locker right now.  Not really my sort of movie but other than that I have no complaints.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #708 on: Feb 06, 2010, 11:52:15 PM »
QOS seemed to go back to all the crutches of past bonds that I hated and didn't play to any of Casino Royals strengths. While I don't find it the worst Bond movie...it's not even close to the best.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #709 on: Feb 07, 2010, 06:48:48 AM »
Hey Nuri how long is the Book of Eli?

Watched Shyamalan's masterpiece: Signs.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #710 on: Feb 07, 2010, 05:55:15 PM »
That's the only James Bond I've watched since Goldeneye. I liked the colors.

Watched Unbreakable. And then some scenes of Pulp Fiction so Samuel Jackson could redeem himself

Are you saying you didn't like Unbreakable? I guess not everyone can like it, but I thougt it was excellent.
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« Reply #711 on: Feb 07, 2010, 07:21:38 PM »
To be fair...Pulp Fiction will always make Sam Jackson look better when compared to any other film.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #712 on: Feb 08, 2010, 07:03:49 PM »


Are you saying you didn't like Unbreakable? I guess not everyone can like it, but I thougt it was excellent.
Dude Unbreakable sucked ass! Shyamalan's movies imo should be classified like this: #1 is, of course, Signs. #2 is a tie between 6th Sense and The Village, #3------, #4------, #84 Unbreakable

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #713 on: Feb 08, 2010, 08:11:11 PM »
No, that is just not right. I do agree that the three you mentioned should be far above some of his films, but Unbreakable was anywhere near that bad. Of course, I also liked Lady in the Water, which means I'm probably the only one.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #714 on: Feb 09, 2010, 05:07:42 AM »
I loved Unbreakable. I think it would benefit from a sequal.
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« Reply #715 on: Feb 09, 2010, 07:42:00 AM »
No, that is just not right. I do agree that the three you mentioned should be far above some of his films, but Unbreakable was anywhere near that bad. Of course, I also liked Lady in the Water, which means I'm probably the only one.
Hah I never watched that one only cause the reviews said it sucked! I have a couple of friends that were extras in that movie (since they are always filmed in Philly). Have you guys seen the commercials for the new martial arts one? looks stupid

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #716 on: Feb 09, 2010, 03:03:32 PM »
Do you mean "The Last Airbender?" Its not really a martial arts movie (though I'm sure it has martial arts).

Its an American movie remake of the anime, "Avatar: The Last Airbender", not to be confused with James Cameron's "Avatar," of course.

I also liked "The Happening," saw it opening day, but I agree it is not one of his best. It should have been more about the damn bees. The bees dying off was WAY more interesting then the damn plants.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #717 on: Feb 10, 2010, 08:58:21 AM »
Do you mean "The Last Airbender?" Its not really a martial arts movie (though I'm sure it has martial arts).

Its an American movie remake of the anime, "Avatar: The Last Airbender", not to be confused with James Cameron's "Avatar," of course.

I also liked "The Happening," saw it opening day, but I agree it is not one of his best. It should have been more about the damn bees. The bees dying off was WAY more interesting then the damn plants.

O I forgot about the Happening! I didn't even watch that one either. After the Village, I lost faith on him. What is the Last Airbender about? It looked pretty martial arts-y to me, with that little chinese guy wit the funny haircut and all.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #718 on: Feb 10, 2010, 11:00:12 AM »
I never watched "The Village." Ha! The Last Airbender is an anime where there are four elemental tribes, and one of them, the air tribe, is thought to be wiped out because it was thought that the next avatar would come from that tribe. Avatars are able to use all the bending magic and they tend to fight the bad guys, the fire tribe in this case. A lot of this could be wrong because I only watched the first four episodes.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #719 on: Feb 10, 2010, 09:09:23 PM »
So its definitely not an horror movie. Poor Night is trying to make up for his loses, I predict a total failure.

Watched the last part of Devil's Advocate. Al Pacino is a total badass