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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4080 on: Nov 05, 2016, 09:17:53 AM »
People will show up in droves for Eddie Redmayne's Fantastic Breasts.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4081 on: Nov 05, 2016, 01:03:36 PM »
They already did, right?  For The Danish Girl?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4082 on: Nov 07, 2016, 09:39:11 AM »
I really wanna see Shin Godzilla. I've actually see every Godzilla movie except one: Destroy All Monsters and have been jonesing to see this one. Sadly no where around here is showing it.

Anyway I saw Doctor Strange. It was ok. Nothing great, nothing bad. They seemed to be trying to make Strange into Stark 2.0 and I've always seen Strange as a far more serious character then that...in personality I mean.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4083 on: Nov 08, 2016, 02:53:35 AM »
So what was the deal with the Ancient One?  Wasn't the Ancient One originally from Tibet?  I know they're saying Ancient Tilda is just a form or something, but what did they say in turns of origin?  Where is the Ancient One from if not Tibet?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4084 on: Nov 08, 2016, 07:13:36 AM »
I think they mentioned she is of Gaelic descent.

It was weird, they even did this fakeout thing where Cabbagepatch and by extension the audience was supposed to think this one stereotypical Asian mystic-looking dude was supposed to be the Ancient One, but then Tilda shows up. And it's like, Tilda had already been in the movie extensively at that point. Not to mention all the promotional shit that's been going on for the past year.

I don't know why they did that.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4085 on: Nov 08, 2016, 09:57:11 PM »
Because movie executives are stupid.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4086 on: Nov 09, 2016, 03:32:38 AM »
Well, hopefully President Dumps can make Hollywood great again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4087 on: Nov 09, 2016, 04:56:25 AM »
Tilda Swinton isn't a 10 and no one wants to grab her pussy so there goes her career.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4088 on: Nov 11, 2016, 09:45:57 AM »
Gods of Egypt.

Not that bad....I mean it isn't a great movie, but it is mindless fun.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4089 on: Nov 11, 2016, 12:23:25 PM »
Yeah, man. That scene with the giant black and white cobras was great.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4090 on: Nov 11, 2016, 06:02:26 PM »
If only I weren't boycotting that movie, I might be curious enough to see what you're taking about.  I'll have to take your words for it, Levars.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4091 on: Nov 11, 2016, 10:34:34 PM »
I liked the Strange movie. Things happened a bit too quickly story-wise, which was exacerbated by the too-short runtime, but I enjoyed it. I remember there being several points where it felt like they cut scenes, so I'm expecting an extended edition/director's cut down the road. I didn't understand how they came up with a white English/Welch/Gaelic/Narnian Ancient One, but, meh. It's a movie, not high art or social commentary.

The biggest issue I actually had was, when he got the Cloak of Levitation, it had a mind of its own and kind of drug him along in helping him. But later, when they were fighting in NYC and the place went all Inception and folding in and out of itself, he was falling everywhere as if he wasn't wearing a cloak that imbues its wearer with flight. I kept thinking Bugs Bunny would poke his head in there and say, "I wonder if that silly duck'll remember he can fly..?" *THUD* "Nope, I guess not."
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4092 on: Nov 11, 2016, 11:28:18 PM »
I didn't even think about that. Neither did the writers, obviously. That cloak was just Carpet from Aladdin, yeah? I was surprised to see him again after all these years.

The Arrival was gooooooooooood. I didn't even mind Jeremy Renner all that much.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4093 on: Nov 12, 2016, 03:22:25 AM »
I swear, Jeremy Renner reminds me of oatmeal.  There's nothing interesting about him and it takes a lot of chocolate or butterscotch chips for me to notice he's there.

I didn't even think about that. Neither did the writers, obviously. That cloak was just Carpet from Aladdin, yeah? I was surprised to see him again after all these years.

Was Carpet still a bro?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4094 on: Nov 12, 2016, 05:02:26 AM »
Trans, maybe?

I don't know!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4095 on: Nov 12, 2016, 09:31:16 AM »
"Trans?"  What?  :lol:  Nah, man, was the carpet still a buddy.  A pal.  An amigo.  A true, blue friend.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4096 on: Nov 12, 2016, 12:57:20 PM »
Yeah, when first introduced it was like its own character. From then on it was just another prop. A prop that would magically attach itself to Strange's shoulders and freak out his former doctor girlfriend by just floating there, granted, but anyway.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4097 on: Nov 12, 2016, 02:26:47 PM »
He had his big scene and was then quickly forgotten.

"Trans?"  What?  :lol:  Nah, man, was the carpet still a buddy.  A pal.  An amigo.  A true, blue friend.

No, that was Genie ahahahaha! Admit it, you did that on purpose.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4098 on: Nov 13, 2016, 12:03:10 PM »
Is the San Francisco Bay really considered "at sea?"  And I actually didn't do that on purpose.  Wow, I'm pretty funny.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4099 on: Nov 20, 2016, 10:52:49 PM »
So this is fucked up right here.

Fantastic Beasts is good. Really good.

I don't know what's real anymore.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4100 on: Nov 21, 2016, 04:19:34 AM »
It's getting good reviews and stuff but, yeah, I'm still not interested in ever seeing it.  How do you envision the four sequels going?  I recall reading that the 2nd one's taking place in Paris.  You think Newty-Boy will just Carmen Sandiego his ass around the world or somethin'?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4101 on: Nov 21, 2016, 09:59:47 AM »
I don't think it's a spoiler to say that the movie begins with Newt getting off a boat, and ends with him getting back onto one, so yes to Carmen Sandiego.

Honestly, I didn't want to go either. In fact, I was ready to bail but changed my mind at the last second.

If asked to compare it to something else I've seen recently, I'd say it's way more enjoyable than Doctor Strange. Like, by several orders of magnitude.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4102 on: Nov 21, 2016, 05:13:37 PM »
That's not surprising that something that's trying to start a new five-film franchise would be more enjoyable than another cog in the Marvel wheel.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4103 on: Nov 23, 2016, 01:41:21 AM »
Moana is also good. Big surprise there, eh? I liked it better than Zootopia inasmuch as it's a more traditional "Disney movie" than a prolonged sitcom.

Jemaine Clement is in it. I did not know this going in. He is awesome, as one might expect.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4104 on: Nov 23, 2016, 02:41:56 AM »
I'm glad to hear Moana's good.  I hope it sucks up a lot of the business from its competition.

I saw a flick on Netflix called "Skin Trade."  Why?  Because it starred Dolph, Tony Jaa, Michael Jai White, Peter Weller, and Ron Perlman using an accent.  What's there not to love?  Everything.  It's such an uncomfortable fuckin' film.  I mean, Ron Perlman does what Ron Perlman does best: he twirls that figurative mustache the best he can.  In fact, I gotta say that all the actors seemed to be doing their best to salvage this.  Loved Peter Weller getting all pissed off.  He needs to get his own series or something.  Heard a lot of criticism on Tony Jaa's English and honestly, I didn't get far enough in the movie to assess that.  But when a picture relies on Tony Jaa's English instead of Tony Jaa's ass-kicking prowess, I gotta question priorities.

The film's supposed to have a woman trafficking plotline but manages to exploit women as much as it can, even when it does nothing to serve the story.  It's so squick-inducing.  It was woman being ogled, woman being drugged, woman being kidnapped, woman being kept prisoner, woman almost getting raped, woman + a bunch of other woman rotting dead in a crate, obligatory strip club scene, another woman being ogled, also being set up to be raped, oh she's about to be raped, oh she got stripped but not raped, Dolph's character's has a comely daughter (oh no), now sex scene with Dolph's character's wife, does she get raped too, nope lol she died.  By then, I had it and checked out.  Reading the summary of what I missed, all of that shit was just the set-up  Talk about long and convoluted.  Dolph's character is supposed to travel to Thailand where he meets Tony's character.  Why didn't they just have Dolph and Michael Jai White as FBI partners that pursued Ron Perlman to Thailand and cut to the chase?  Where's this other shit coming from?  Just bleh.   I'm a fan of all of those dudes, too.  What a waste.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4105 on: Nov 23, 2016, 11:55:18 AM »
Perlman is in Fantastic Beasts, and unless they plan on going back to him throughout the series, it's a really worthless casting decision. His character could have been literally anyone else and it wouldn't have made a difference.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4106 on: Nov 23, 2016, 07:51:30 PM »
Like the Stabbington Brothers?  Well, I guess a bunch of his roles actually.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4107 on: Nov 24, 2016, 01:17:47 PM »
Holy shit, I actually had to look that up. And then I was like, "Did I realize at the time that it was him?"

And the answer is, I can't remember.

So yes, absolutely. If you're casting Ron Perlman in anything, you want him for his look. He's a big gorilla man in a suit, or whatever. His voice is distinctive, sure, but mostly when it's coming out of his Moai mug.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4108 on: Nov 25, 2016, 01:44:14 AM »
You know, I never knew he played Satan in that one episode of Animaniacs: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/10/the-roles-of-a-lifetime-ron-perlman.html

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #4109 on: Nov 25, 2016, 12:39:26 PM »
See? He was Clayface in B:TAS? WTF?