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I don't feel a day over 25....
« on: Nov 25, 2007, 11:04:01 PM »
Today was just another day for me. Damn this aging shit.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #1 on: Nov 25, 2007, 11:37:10 PM »
And looking at the calendar, I wonder a few things.

Like how many damn screen names does Derrick have, anyway?

And since it seems I have another screenname here that I forgot about, what's the password, because I forgot it.

And when did Faye become underaged? It says she's 7. That must be some fake ID.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #2 on: Nov 25, 2007, 11:55:47 PM »
Faye's like 47.

Welcome to the 25 mark. I still feel like I'm 21. No one believes I am 25 when I go to bars. A club almost didn't let me in one time. I basically had to recite my ID information to the bouncer chick. Kary, they let in no problem.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #3 on: Nov 26, 2007, 12:30:36 AM »
25 eh? You're old pops!

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #4 on: Nov 26, 2007, 05:35:30 AM »
According to your sliding scale I'm probably 12...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #5 on: Nov 26, 2007, 01:59:00 PM »
In that case, you shouldn't be posting in the same thread with Doug.
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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #6 on: Nov 26, 2007, 02:48:29 PM »
o.o OH NOES!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #7 on: Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM »


And when did Faye become underaged? It says she's 7. That must be some fake ID.
7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #8 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:19:17 PM »
At 22 I slept with one of my instructors.  There are presidents that haven't done that.  It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex. 

Bitches don't know bout my dick.



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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #9 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:24:39 PM »
At 22 I slept with one of my instructors.  There are presidents that haven't done that.  It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex. 

Bitches don't know bout my dick.

lol

You believed that? Women will lie to get men in bed just as much as we do. We're more gullible.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #10 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:41:34 PM »
In these instances neither of them had anything to gain by lying to me.  The 18 yr old didn't want to have sex at first and as for my ex she was a crazy face biting maniac and she wouldn't pay me a compliment unless she had to.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #11 on: Nov 27, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »
Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old.   People think I'm like 18.
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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #12 on: Nov 27, 2007, 12:25:28 PM »
7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #13 on: Nov 27, 2007, 01:13:40 PM »
7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #14 on: Nov 27, 2007, 02:09:23 PM »
Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old.   People think I'm like 18.

Then why not just let them go on thinking that?


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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #15 on: Nov 27, 2007, 05:23:16 PM »
Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old.   People think I'm like 18.

Then why not just let them go on thinking that?



I get enough creepy old guys hitting on me.  When they find out I'm of-age, they usually stop.... or offer to buy me a drink.  It's win-win for me!
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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #16 on: Nov 27, 2007, 05:58:19 PM »
They stop hitting on you because you're too old?

Now that you have felt my pain the healing can begin.

Actually you didn't want those weirdos harassing you in the first place so maybe not.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #17 on: Nov 27, 2007, 07:17:41 PM »
At 22 I slept with one of my instructors.  There are presidents that haven't done that.  It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex. 

Bitches don't know bout my dick.

lol

You believed that? Women will lie to get men in bed just as much as we do. We're more gullible.

EXACTLY. women lie about that all the time IDE, they were probably trying to "make you happy" by raising your ego. Bet they've said that before.  Can't recall how many times a boyfriend has asked me if he was the best at sex of all the other boyfriends and I've said "yeah of course baby!"  :rolleyes:

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #18 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:13:14 PM »
Neither one of these girls particularly like me (one vehemently dislikes me) that's why I believe them.  It would be like you saying it.

Do guys really still ask you that "Am I the best" bullshit question?  I'm experienced enough now to know whether the girl likes it or not. Also, I've determined that there are 3 things I'm good at: Fighting, Sex, and 2D fighting games.  In all three of these areas I've been told numerous times without ever having to ask that I excel above and beyond the norm.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #19 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:20:05 PM »
7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

I had those things more before I was 21.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #20 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:50:21 PM »
7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

Let them be. It's always been far more comforting for people to completely forget what their childhood was like.
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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #21 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:53:34 PM »
Besides, women are ingrained to fear aging.  Men get "more distinguished" with age.  Women sag and lose their attractive child-like innocence.  At least 40 is the new 20.  Or some shit like that.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #22 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:58:05 PM »
We have a new way to make stemcells. Hello lab-grown new bodies!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #23 on: Nov 27, 2007, 10:02:08 PM »
Yay!

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #24 on: Nov 27, 2007, 11:33:32 PM »
7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

I had those things more before I was 21.

I'm 27 and I have neither of those things and never have.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #25 on: Nov 28, 2007, 05:28:03 AM »
Yeah, but you live in Oklahoma.

lol, Oklahoma.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #26 on: Nov 28, 2007, 11:09:50 AM »
He lives in MO.  MO > OK.

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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #27 on: Nov 28, 2007, 12:35:18 PM »
I should have been aborted.  :-\
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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #28 on: Nov 28, 2007, 03:09:33 PM »
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Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« Reply #29 on: Nov 28, 2007, 07:27:13 PM »
He lives in MO.  MO > OK.

Yeah, no. Not really.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.