Author Topic: I don't feel a day over 25.... (Read 5745 times)

The D · « **on:** Nov 25, 2007, 11:04:01 PM »

Today was just another day for me. Damn this aging shit.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 25, 2007, 11:37:10 PM »

And looking at the calendar, I wonder a few things.

Like how many damn screen names does Derrick have, anyway?

And since it seems I have another screenname here that I forgot about, what's the password, because I forgot it.

And when did Faye become underaged? It says she's 7. That must be some fake ID.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 25, 2007, 11:55:47 PM »

Faye's like 47.

Welcome to the 25 mark. I still feel like I'm 21. No one believes I am 25 when I go to bars. A club almost didn't let me in one time. I basically had to recite my ID information to the bouncer chick. Kary, they let in no problem.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 12:30:36 AM »

25 eh? You're old pops!

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 05:35:30 AM »

According to your sliding scale I'm probably 12...

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 01:59:00 PM »

In that case, you shouldn't be posting in the same thread with Doug.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 02:48:29 PM »

o.o OH NOES!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Nov 25, 2007, 11:37:10 PM

And when did Faye become underaged? It says she's 7. That must be some fake ID.

7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 09:19:17 PM »

At 22 I slept with one of my instructors. There are presidents that haven't done that. It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex.

Bitches don't know bout my dick.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 09:24:39 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 26, 2007, 09:19:17 PM

At 22 I slept with one of my instructors. There are presidents that haven't done that. It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex.

Bitches don't know bout my dick.

lol

You believed that? Women will lie to get men in bed just as much as we do. We're more gullible.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 09:41:34 PM »

In these instances neither of them had anything to gain by lying to me. The 18 yr old didn't want to have sex at first and as for my ex she was a crazy face biting maniac and she wouldn't pay me a compliment unless she had to.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »

Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old. People think I'm like 18.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 12:25:28 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM

7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 01:13:40 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 27, 2007, 12:25:28 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM
7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 02:09:23 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Nov 27, 2007, 12:03:55 PM

Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old. People think I'm like 18.

Then why not just let them go on thinking that?

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ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 05:23:16 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 27, 2007, 02:09:23 PM

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Nov 27, 2007, 12:03:55 PM
Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old. People think I'm like 18.

Then why not just let them go on thinking that?

I get enough creepy old guys hitting on me. When they find out I'm of-age, they usually stop.... or offer to buy me a drink. It's win-win for me!

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 05:58:19 PM »

They stop hitting on you because you're too old?

Now that you have felt my pain the healing can begin.

Actually you didn't want those weirdos harassing you in the first place so maybe not.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 07:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 26, 2007, 09:24:39 PM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 26, 2007, 09:19:17 PM
At 22 I slept with one of my instructors. There are presidents that haven't done that. It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex.

Bitches don't know bout my dick.

lol

You believed that? Women will lie to get men in bed just as much as we do. We're more gullible.

EXACTLY. women lie about that all the time IDE, they were probably trying to "make you happy" by raising your ego. Bet they've said that before. Can't recall how many times a boyfriend has asked me if he was the best at sex of all the other boyfriends and I've said "yeah of course baby!" :rolleyes:

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:13:14 PM »

Neither one of these girls particularly like me (one vehemently dislikes me) that's why I believe them. It would be like you saying it.

Do guys really still ask you that "Am I the best" bullshit question? I'm experienced enough now to know whether the girl likes it or not. Also, I've determined that there are 3 things I'm good at: Fighting, Sex, and 2D fighting games. In all three of these areas I've been told numerous times without ever having to ask that I excel above and beyond the norm.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:20:05 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 27, 2007, 01:13:40 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 27, 2007, 12:25:28 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM
7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

I had those things more before I was 21.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 27, 2007, 01:13:40 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 27, 2007, 12:25:28 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM
7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

Let them be. It's always been far more comforting for people to completely forget what their childhood was like.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:53:34 PM »

Besides, women are ingrained to fear aging. Men get "more distinguished" with age. Women sag and lose their attractive child-like innocence. At least 40 is the new 20. Or some shit like that.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:58:05 PM »

We have a new way to make stemcells. Hello lab-grown new bodies!

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 10:02:08 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 11:33:32 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 27, 2007, 09:20:05 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 27, 2007, 01:13:40 PM
Quote from: B E C K on Nov 27, 2007, 12:25:28 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2007, 08:54:28 PM
7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

I had those things more before I was 21.

I'm 27 and I have neither of those things and never have.

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 05:28:03 AM »

Yeah, but you live in Oklahoma.

lol, Oklahoma.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 11:09:50 AM »

He lives in MO. MO > OK.

The D · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 12:35:18 PM »

I should have been aborted. $:-\$

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 03:09:33 PM »

"If I had been around when your mother was pregnant with you, I would have not only paid for the abortion but I would have performed it myself!" - Dan Akroyd, Weekend Update from the old old SNL

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 07:27:13 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 28, 2007, 11:09:50 AM

He lives in MO. MO > OK.

Yeah, no. Not really.

Firebird1 · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 01:57:28 AM »

I'm not sure wher KS is on the MO VS OK stuff

Anyways I'm 29....

Sam · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 09:14:32 AM »

Taken in a vacuum, that post is very confusing.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 12:03:33 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 28, 2007, 07:27:13 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 28, 2007, 11:09:50 AM
He lives in MO. MO > OK.

Yeah, no. Not really.

Well granted my experience was limited, but OK was dull, hot, and empty. MO was dull, not hot, and green. And they love fireworks. So they got the win. I imagine Kansas is probably in between somewhere.

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 03:06:58 PM »

They're both terrible places.

*shudders*

Rama · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 06:17:13 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 29, 2007, 12:03:33 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 28, 2007, 07:27:13 PM
Quote from: B E C K on Nov 28, 2007, 11:09:50 AM
He lives in MO. MO > OK.

Yeah, no. Not really.

Well granted my experience was limited, but OK was dull, hot, and empty. MO was dull, not hot, and green. And they love fireworks. So they got the win. I imagine Kansas is probably in between somewhere.

KS is dull, empty, and green. And they don't like Fireworks and have a very limited number of Adult bookstores. Well below the one per block that I am use too.

The D · « **Reply #35 on:** Nov 30, 2007, 01:02:23 PM »

I noticed Bitey is also underaged, unless that's snail years. If that's snail years though, 7 snail years in human years is like 500 years old.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Nov 30, 2007, 09:02:27 PM »

He's very old and very wise.

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 29, 2007, 03:06:58 PM

They're both terrible places.

*shudders*

Yeah but some terrible places are less terrible than others.