Author Topic: Wiglaf, you disappoint me. (Read 5008 times)

Bitey the Snail · « **on:** Nov 22, 2007, 05:04:42 PM »

Well, he did.

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Yes, this is a Beowulf thread. Beowulf = IDE? What do you think?

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 24, 2007, 10:58:49 AM »

I think their attempts at milking 300 by having Beowulf yell "I. AM. BEOWULF!" is pitiful.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 24, 2007, 01:03:19 PM »

Is that where that was from? I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who". And it was kinda annoying. But at least he dies anyway. And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific. It's in the fricken poem. It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".

On the bus, some chicks were talking about the movie before it was released and one of them was all:

B1: "What is Beowulf?"
B2: "You've never read it. We covered it in English."
B1: "Is that where [inaudible] and marries his mother."
B2: "I don't know."
B1: "No, no, that's Oedipus."
B2: "Yeah, yeah."
B1: "Then I don't know what Beowulf is."
B2: [explains vaguely]
B1: I want to pick up the book and read it before I go see it.

When I told Merla about this, she was just impressed they even knew who the fuck Oedipus was.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 24, 2007, 05:28:23 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 24, 2007, 01:03:19 PM

Is that where that was from? I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who". And it was kinda annoying. But at least he dies anyway. And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific. It's in the fricken poem. It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".

Aahh I didnt know the endinggg X-X but whatsup with him kissing his own mother??

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 24, 2007, 06:49:01 PM »

...W-w-w-what happens to Hamlet?!

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 25, 2007, 12:34:23 AM »

No don't say! I haven't read and or seen it yet!

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 25, 2007, 02:06:02 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 24, 2007, 05:28:23 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 24, 2007, 01:03:19 PM
Is that where that was from? I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who". And it was kinda annoying. But at least he dies anyway. And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific. It's in the fricken poem. It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".

Aahh I didnt know the endinggg X-X but whatsup with him kissing his own mother??

Beowulf or Hamlet? Because the guy who marries his mother is Oedipus.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 08:57:24 PM »

Beowulf! in the trailer it seems as if Angelina Jolie is licking his ear or somethinggg

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 09:26:21 PM »

It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 26, 2007, 09:42:18 PM »

Her lips are still intact.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »

Angelina plays Grendel's mother, not Beowulf's.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 02:10:07 PM »

I bet Beowulf never had to cancel his photoshoot because he had a zit on his nose ><

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »

Nah, he just yelled "I AM BEOWULF" and the zit ran off.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 08:28:00 PM »

hmmm....

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:10:37 PM »

Try it. You might like it.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:48:20 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 26, 2007, 09:26:21 PM

It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.

Dumbass.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:50:57 PM »

We talked about this at school, and some guy was all "It's not really her body". It's motion capture. It's pretty fuckin' close.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:52:21 PM »

See? Dumbasses!

*leaves*

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 09:54:24 PM »

Now I wonder how tits may have improved "The Polar Express".

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 11:52:07 PM »

Tom Hanks with boobs?

It'll only work if you got Peter Scolari in it too.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 11:13:50 AM »

I'd call that an automatic win. And he could strip during the "Hot Chocolate" song.

Merla · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 01:34:33 PM »

**sings** We only have one rule!
Never ever let it cool! **sings**

LOL

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 12:05:31 PM »

That would be his cue to rip open his bra and shimmy.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 06:26:55 PM »

I'd watch that.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 06:54:54 PM »

this is polar express humor yes? I never saw it.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 30, 2007, 11:31:03 AM »

It's not a bad flick. Dunno if it'd be your cup of tea, but it's not bad.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 04, 2008, 11:12:36 AM »

Ok I just saw Beowulf. I've had it downloaded on here for awhile. If I'd known how closely it resembles how I envisioned my life playing out I'd have watched it sooner.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 05, 2008, 02:26:25 PM »

I told you! It totally reminded me of you! Right down to how you get pwned by your evil son at the end.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 08:24:51 AM »

Illegitimate evil son?

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 08:28:22 AM »

Yes, because I couldn't resist nailing a demon witch that looks like Angelina Jolie with a tail.