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Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« on: Nov 22, 2007, 05:04:42 PM »
Well, he did.   :rawr:

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Yes, this is a Beowulf thread.  Beowulf = IDE?  What do you think?
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 24, 2007, 10:58:49 AM »
I think their attempts at milking 300 by having Beowulf yell "I. AM. BEOWULF!" is pitiful.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 24, 2007, 01:03:19 PM »
Is that where that was from?  I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who".  And it was kinda annoying.  But at least he dies anyway.  And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific.  It's in the fricken poem.  It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".

On the bus, some chicks were talking about the movie before it was released and one of them was all:

B1:  "What is Beowulf?"
B2:  "You've never read it.  We covered it in English."
B1:  "Is that where [inaudible] and marries his mother."
B2:  "I don't know."
B1:  "No, no, that's Oedipus."
B2:  "Yeah, yeah."
B1:  "Then I don't know what Beowulf is."
B2:  [explains vaguely]
B1:  I want to pick up the book and read it before I go see it.

When I told Merla about this, she was just impressed they even knew who the fuck Oedipus was.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 24, 2007, 05:28:23 PM »
Is that where that was from?  I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who".  And it was kinda annoying.  But at least he dies anyway.  And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific.  It's in the fricken poem.  It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".


Aahh I didnt know the endinggg X-X but whatsup with him kissing his own mother??

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 24, 2007, 06:49:01 PM »
...W-w-w-what happens to Hamlet?!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 25, 2007, 12:34:23 AM »
No don't say! I haven't read and or seen it yet!

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 25, 2007, 02:06:02 PM »
Is that where that was from?  I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who".  And it was kinda annoying.  But at least he dies anyway.  And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific.  It's in the fricken poem.  It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".


Aahh I didnt know the endinggg X-X but whatsup with him kissing his own mother??

Beowulf or Hamlet?  Because the guy who marries his mother is Oedipus.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 26, 2007, 08:57:24 PM »
Beowulf! in the trailer it seems as if Angelina Jolie is licking his ear or somethinggg

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:26:21 PM »
It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:42:18 PM »
Her lips are still intact.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 27, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »
Angelina plays Grendel's mother, not Beowulf's.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 27, 2007, 02:10:07 PM »
I bet Beowulf never had to cancel his photoshoot because he had a zit on his nose ><

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #12 on: Nov 27, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »
Nah, he just yelled "I AM BEOWULF" and the zit ran off.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 27, 2007, 08:28:00 PM »
hmmm....

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:10:37 PM »
Try it.  You might like it.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #15 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:48:20 PM »
It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.
Dumbass.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #16 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:50:57 PM »
We talked about this at school, and some guy was all "It's not really her body".  It's motion capture.  It's pretty fuckin' close.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #17 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:52:21 PM »
See? Dumbasses!


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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #18 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:54:24 PM »
Now I wonder how tits may have improved "The Polar Express".

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #19 on: Nov 27, 2007, 11:52:07 PM »
Tom Hanks with boobs?

It'll only work if you got Peter Scolari in it too.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #20 on: Nov 28, 2007, 11:13:50 AM »
I'd call that an automatic win.  And he could strip during the "Hot Chocolate" song.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #21 on: Nov 28, 2007, 01:34:33 PM »
**sings** We only have one rule!
Never ever let it cool! **sings**

LOL  :laugh:

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #22 on: Nov 29, 2007, 12:05:31 PM »
That would be his cue to rip open his bra and shimmy.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #23 on: Nov 29, 2007, 06:26:55 PM »
I'd watch that.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #24 on: Nov 29, 2007, 06:54:54 PM »
this is polar express humor yes?  I never saw it.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #25 on: Nov 30, 2007, 11:31:03 AM »
It's not a bad flick.  Dunno if it'd be your cup of tea, but it's not bad.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #26 on: Feb 04, 2008, 11:12:36 AM »
Ok I just saw Beowulf.  I've had it downloaded on here for awhile.  If I'd known how closely it resembles how I envisioned my life playing out I'd have watched it sooner.


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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #27 on: Feb 05, 2008, 02:26:25 PM »
I told you!  It totally reminded me of you!  Right down to how you get pwned by your evil son at the end.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #28 on: Feb 06, 2008, 08:24:51 AM »
Illegitimate evil son?

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #29 on: Feb 06, 2008, 08:28:22 AM »
Yes, because I couldn't resist nailing a demon witch that looks like Angelina Jolie with a tail.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #30 on: Feb 07, 2008, 10:05:20 PM »
Precisely!

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #31 on: Mar 23, 2008, 12:29:53 PM »
I finally saw it, and I was expecting 300 part 2 and instead I got the viking version of The Spirits Within.

What ever happened to making real sets and using real actors? The fuck is with this fake looking CG shit?

Even Angelina's body was fake!!! ;_;
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #32 on: Mar 23, 2008, 10:03:41 PM »
"300 part 2"?  That was a rather bloated over-expectation.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #33 on: Mar 25, 2008, 01:14:26 AM »
I found the whole "Hide Beowulf's weiner" sequence to be very humorus.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #34 on: Mar 25, 2008, 08:09:24 AM »
I would've found it funnier if they had hidden it behind very small things, like an apple.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #35 on: Mar 25, 2008, 12:55:35 PM »
Or an arrowhead.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #36 on: Mar 25, 2008, 02:28:07 PM »
Or behind someone else's tiny penis.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #37 on: Mar 25, 2008, 04:03:35 PM »
:lmao:
I love escargot!  Is that so wrong?