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Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« on: Nov 22, 2007, 05:04:42 PM »
Well, he did.   :rawr:

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 24, 2007, 10:58:49 AM »
I think their attempts at milking 300 by having Beowulf yell "I. AM. BEOWULF!" is pitiful.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 24, 2007, 01:03:19 PM »
Is that where that was from?  I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who".  And it was kinda annoying.  But at least he dies anyway.  And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific.  It's in the fricken poem.  It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".

On the bus, some chicks were talking about the movie before it was released and one of them was all:

B1:  "What is Beowulf?"
B2:  "You've never read it.  We covered it in English."
B1:  "Is that where [inaudible] and marries his mother."
B2:  "I don't know."
B1:  "No, no, that's Oedipus."
B2:  "Yeah, yeah."
B1:  "Then I don't know what Beowulf is."
B2:  [explains vaguely]
B1:  I want to pick up the book and read it before I go see it.

When I told Merla about this, she was just impressed they even knew who the fuck Oedipus was.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 24, 2007, 05:28:23 PM »
Is that where that was from?  I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who".  And it was kinda annoying.  But at least he dies anyway.  And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific.  It's in the fricken poem.  It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".


Aahh I didnt know the endinggg X-X but whatsup with him kissing his own mother??

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 24, 2007, 06:49:01 PM »
...W-w-w-what happens to Hamlet?!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 25, 2007, 12:34:23 AM »
No don't say! I haven't read and or seen it yet!

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 25, 2007, 02:06:02 PM »
Is that where that was from?  I haven't seen "300" but everytime Beowulf yelled that, I felt like "Hey, some dude already yells like that but I don't know who".  And it was kinda annoying.  But at least he dies anyway.  And that one's not a spoiler because it's not movie-specific.  It's in the fricken poem.  It'd be like spoiling "Hamlet".


Aahh I didnt know the endinggg X-X but whatsup with him kissing his own mother??

Beowulf or Hamlet?  Because the guy who marries his mother is Oedipus.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 26, 2007, 08:57:24 PM »
Beowulf! in the trailer it seems as if Angelina Jolie is licking his ear or somethinggg

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:26:21 PM »
It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 26, 2007, 09:42:18 PM »
Her lips are still intact.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 27, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »
Angelina plays Grendel's mother, not Beowulf's.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 27, 2007, 02:10:07 PM »
I bet Beowulf never had to cancel his photoshoot because he had a zit on his nose ><

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #12 on: Nov 27, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »
Nah, he just yelled "I AM BEOWULF" and the zit ran off.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 27, 2007, 08:28:00 PM »
hmmm....

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:10:37 PM »
Try it.  You might like it.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #15 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:48:20 PM »
It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #16 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:50:57 PM »
We talked about this at school, and some guy was all "It's not really her body".  It's motion capture.  It's pretty fuckin' close.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #17 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:52:21 PM »
See? Dumbasses!


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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #18 on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:54:24 PM »
Now I wonder how tits may have improved "The Polar Express".

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #19 on: Nov 27, 2007, 11:52:07 PM »
Tom Hanks with boobs?

It'll only work if you got Peter Scolari in it too.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #20 on: Nov 28, 2007, 11:13:50 AM »
I'd call that an automatic win.  And he could strip during the "Hot Chocolate" song.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #21 on: Nov 28, 2007, 01:34:33 PM »
**sings** We only have one rule!
Never ever let it cool! **sings**

LOL  :laugh:

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #22 on: Nov 29, 2007, 12:05:31 PM »
That would be his cue to rip open his bra and shimmy.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #23 on: Nov 29, 2007, 06:26:55 PM »
I'd watch that.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #24 on: Nov 29, 2007, 06:54:54 PM »
this is polar express humor yes?  I never saw it.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #25 on: Nov 30, 2007, 11:31:03 AM »
It's not a bad flick.  Dunno if it'd be your cup of tea, but it's not bad.
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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #26 on: Feb 04, 2008, 11:12:36 AM »
Ok I just saw Beowulf.  I've had it downloaded on here for awhile.  If I'd known how closely it resembles how I envisioned my life playing out I'd have watched it sooner.


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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #27 on: Feb 05, 2008, 02:26:25 PM »
I told you!  It totally reminded me of you!  Right down to how you get pwned by your evil son at the end.

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #28 on: Feb 06, 2008, 08:24:51 AM »
Illegitimate evil son?

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Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« Reply #29 on: Feb 06, 2008, 08:28:22 AM »
Yes, because I couldn't resist nailing a demon witch that looks like Angelina Jolie with a tail.