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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #360 on: Nov 11, 2009, 06:40:53 PM »
I didn't lie. It will be lots of pics of my pink asshole though.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #361 on: Nov 11, 2009, 11:43:59 PM »
I won't send pics, I'll just send a bunch of 3====> and maybe some (.)(.)(.) if I find myself in a sci-fi-ish mood.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #362 on: Nov 12, 2009, 01:14:21 AM »
Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #363 on: Nov 12, 2009, 01:52:24 AM »
I just wrote that as a possible line for a skit, even though its probably true normally.  But work schedule swaps pop up on my phone so they've artificially pushed her posts off too soon. Technically making me a bitch as of a couple days ago.  


I should watch total recall.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #364 on: Nov 12, 2009, 05:34:48 AM »
QUAID!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #365 on: Nov 12, 2009, 02:59:06 PM »
Open your mind.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #366 on: Nov 12, 2009, 04:19:21 PM »
Now who thinks it really happened and who thinks it was all a dream?  I go for the former, only because the latter kinda sucks.  Besides...

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #367 on: Nov 12, 2009, 04:25:13 PM »
A dream. A dream he refused to come out of and so Quaid is just sitting there drooling away in that chair.


You know Minority Report was originally going to be a squeal to Total Recall?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #368 on: Nov 12, 2009, 04:51:06 PM »
Yep, but only when it was mentioned in the TR commentary.  Totally worth listening to if I haven't said so already.

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« Reply #369 on: Nov 12, 2009, 05:04:09 PM »
Kinda wish it had stayed that way. Would have been a better watch then various shades of grey and blue chasey Tom Cruise one we ended up with.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #370 on: Nov 12, 2009, 07:36:09 PM »
Were those movies based on Scientology? Ya know, like My Name is Earl?
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #371 on: Nov 12, 2009, 07:36:36 PM »
I liked Minority Report.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #372 on: Nov 12, 2009, 07:46:57 PM »
Were those movies based on Scientology? Ya know, like My Name is Earl?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #373 on: Nov 13, 2009, 12:38:33 AM »
Come on...you can't say having Arnie running around circa 1993 wouldn't have been a hell of lot better then that post Schindler's List thing we got.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #374 on: Nov 13, 2009, 02:45:59 AM »
I didn't say that. I said I liked Minority Report.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #375 on: Nov 13, 2009, 10:41:48 AM »
See all I heard was "I hate Arnie Movies".

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #376 on: Nov 13, 2009, 01:09:42 PM »
I don't remember liking Minority Report, but I also clearly don't remember disliking it.  Unless I did and just forgot.  I only saw it once in the theater.

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« Reply #377 on: Nov 13, 2009, 04:39:39 PM »
It was kind of one of those blah movies, where if your really into that sort of thing, its awesome, but if you just want to watch a movie, its just a decent movie.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #378 on: Nov 13, 2009, 10:25:34 PM »
I never saw Minority Report. Looked pretentious.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #379 on: Nov 15, 2009, 09:44:25 PM »
Everything does when it stars America's favorite Scient0l0gist.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #380 on: Nov 15, 2009, 10:11:05 PM »
I know he's mine!
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #381 on: Nov 16, 2009, 01:08:27 AM »
I prefer Travolta myself.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #382 on: Nov 16, 2009, 02:02:16 AM »
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
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« Reply #383 on: Nov 16, 2009, 08:57:05 PM »
I prefer Travolta myself.

Travolta, pfft!  Fuck Travolta!  Travolta didn't jump on Oprah's couch!  That makes him #2 like this poo  :poo:

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« Reply #384 on: Nov 16, 2009, 09:30:36 PM »
I remember Travolta's gay kiss. At least Tom doesn't have definitive photographic evidence of his love for manly asshole.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #385 on: Nov 16, 2009, 11:45:20 PM »
Well, he is a sweathog. I always assumed that's where the name came from, anyway. I mean, what else was Horshack for?
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« Reply #386 on: Nov 17, 2009, 12:50:30 AM »
I prefer Travolta myself.

Travolta, pfft!  Fuck Travolta!  Travolta didn't jump on Oprah's couch!  That makes him #2 like this poo  :poo:

But Cruise never did this for the cause:

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« Reply #387 on: Nov 17, 2009, 02:51:50 AM »
Oh, was that movie about Xenu?

Well, it's still a shifty movie.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #388 on: Nov 17, 2009, 04:46:15 AM »
I read for a cop drama starring nick hogan a couple days ago and they said they really liked me.  So I might get a future role.

Tomorrow I'm going to see some modeling and commercial company.

This is a picture of me from a disco funk theme party.

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« Reply #389 on: Nov 17, 2009, 12:17:04 PM »
Wow, even with a girl there you look gay. Maybe because she's fully clothed and you have a shaven chest.

I wouldn't be sharing that pic any more, it's not helping the gay thing.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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