Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207048 times)

Rama · « **Reply #180 on:** Jan 27, 2008, 12:47:18 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 26, 2008, 11:24:05 AM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2008, 10:47:36 AM
Fuck NY, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like NY, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the UN

Boston is where it's at.

Fuck Boston, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like Boston, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the United Douchebags Alliance.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #181 on:** Jan 27, 2008, 08:50:06 AM »

Na Boston is not good either. My friend goes to graduate school there and he says that after a couple of months it gets old.

Derrick · « **Reply #182 on:** Jan 27, 2008, 07:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 27, 2008, 08:50:06 AM

Na Boston is not good either. My friend goes to graduate school there and he says that after a couple of months it gets old.

Then he's retarded. There's cities everywhere and bars everywhere. If you can't have fun in Boston, you're dying faster than a heroin freak.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #183 on:** Jan 30, 2008, 10:49:44 PM »

meth freak is worse

Derrick · « **Reply #184 on:** Jan 31, 2008, 06:14:11 AM »

Eh, whatever. Either way, how is Philly better? Isn't there widespread violence and copkilling going on there?

IDE · « **Reply #185 on:** Jan 31, 2008, 12:30:03 PM »

You're both crazy! Miami is pimp tight! This city has the b...

I can't even pretend.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Derrick · « **Reply #186 on:** Jan 31, 2008, 08:08:10 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jan 31, 2008, 12:30:03 PM

You're both crazy! Miami is pimp tight! This city has the b...

I can't even pretend.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Lemme leave first, then you can.

IDE · « **Reply #187 on:** Feb 01, 2008, 03:47:00 PM »

....and so the last 2 Noldor set sail from middle earth never to return.

IDE · « **Reply #188 on:** Feb 01, 2008, 11:03:30 PM »

der;p

The D · « **Reply #189 on:** Feb 02, 2008, 12:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 31, 2008, 06:14:11 AM

Eh, whatever. Either way, how is Philly better? Isn't there widespread violence and copkilling going on there?

Philly's become worse than Detroit, Chicago, and LA combined, and my mom got scared and she said "yo moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air!"

B E C K · « **Reply #190 on:** Feb 02, 2008, 03:40:48 PM »

Not if they have kids.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #191 on:** Feb 03, 2008, 10:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Feb 02, 2008, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 31, 2008, 06:14:11 AM
Eh, whatever. Either way, how is Philly better? Isn't there widespread violence and copkilling going on there?

Philly's become worse than Detroit, Chicago, and LA combined, and my mom got scared and she said "yo moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air!"

It is, but its mostly in the ghettoes. I live in Center City so we don't have THAT many murders here.

The D · « **Reply #192 on:** Feb 04, 2008, 06:45:51 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 02, 2008, 03:40:48 PM

Not if they have kids.

Bel Air reference zinging right over your head and into the wall.

B E C K · « **Reply #193 on:** Feb 05, 2008, 02:28:18 PM »

Me turning your Fresh Prince ref into a pedo joke zinging right over your head and into the poster of Dakota Fanning on your wall.

IDE · « **Reply #194 on:** Feb 05, 2008, 02:31:24 PM »

Ok now to get this thread back on topic...that topic being me and how awesome I am.

I just left my first interview with a real agent. The interview lasted 45 seconds. She took one look at me. The horn of valere sounded! Heroes rose from their graves to fight once more! And she sent me out on my first job. Its a canadian beer commercial audition. If I get the part I get $2500.

B E C K · « **Reply #195 on:** Feb 05, 2008, 02:33:32 PM »

Uh, remember that I always believed in you.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #196 on:** Feb 05, 2008, 04:36:42 PM »

Congrats! Now if you just start sleeping with directors and producers, you'll get the best beer commercial parts.

IDE · « **Reply #197 on:** Feb 05, 2008, 04:40:11 PM »

Just got back from the audition. I think it went ok but not great. I couldn't tell from their reactions.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #198 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 12:44:16 PM »

Don't tell me you got beaten out by those beer-swilling beavers!

The real beer-swilling beavers, not the grainy YouTube version.

IDE · « **Reply #199 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 01:01:23 PM »

Well I don't exactly look like a beer truck driver and there were a few guys there that did.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #200 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 01:56:39 PM »

I keep hearing rumors about a live Johnny Bravo movie. Bleach your hair and try to imagine not getting girls.

IDE · « **Reply #201 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 05:57:05 PM »

I'm up for a part in some mobile phone content thing. It pays $350 a day and probably makes me SAG eligible.

IDE · « **Reply #202 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM »

and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

Merla · « **Reply #203 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 12:29:55 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM

and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

Somehow I get the feeling that's not the image you're going for.

IDE · « **Reply #204 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 01:30:46 PM »

Well no, but I would like to sing the national anthem badly at the world series while cupping my balls.

2 more commercial auditions were just added. One is for Tide detergent.

I've got to land something tomorrow or I'll be pissed.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #205 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 02:42:56 PM »

Damn, between you, Rama & E....

*rummages for autograph book*

B E C K · « **Reply #206 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 10:22:14 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM

and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

IDE · « **Reply #207 on:** Feb 08, 2008, 10:42:14 AM »

I got fucking owned today when I went in for a royal bank of scottland commercial about golf.

They gave me the wrong fucking que line so my response line wasn't delivered the way they wanted it and before I had a chance to get comfortable with the new way they taped my audition and I was out the door.

Plus they handed me a golf club and I didn't know how to hold it.

I need to learn to adapt faster but also fuck them for not being thorough.

IDE · « **Reply #208 on:** Feb 08, 2008, 11:28:08 AM »

I can't let go of the rage...I have to be a fast food manager next so I'm hoping it calls for being mean to employees.

Derrick · « **Reply #209 on:** Feb 08, 2008, 01:37:12 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 08, 2008, 10:42:14 AM

I got fucking owned today when I went in for a royal bank of scottland commercial about golf.

They gave me the wrong fucking que line so my response line wasn't delivered the way they wanted it and before I had a chance to get comfortable with the new way they taped my audition and I was out the door.

Plus they handed me a golf club and I didn't know how to hold it.

I need to learn to adapt faster but also fuck them for not being thorough.

Or they did it on purpose to see how seasoned you are.