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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #30 on: Oct 21, 2007, 06:57:22 PM »
Not true.


But you are not the type to ever look things up, ever.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #31 on: Oct 21, 2007, 09:04:37 PM »
Sorry...


He went on to bone other dudes in the ass on film.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #32 on: Oct 21, 2007, 09:33:11 PM »
...What?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #33 on: Oct 21, 2007, 11:46:07 PM »
And first yellow ranger is still dead.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #34 on: Oct 22, 2007, 07:37:43 AM »
Sorry...


He went on to bone other dudes in the ass on film.

Why are you gonna do exactly what I said you would and prove me right?
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #35 on: Oct 22, 2007, 11:14:17 AM »
Because if he didn't, you'd be wrong?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #36 on: Oct 22, 2007, 12:43:40 PM »
I heard a rumor it wasn't him on teh internetz but haven't seen a definitive no.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #37 on: Oct 22, 2007, 06:29:54 PM »
Because if he didn't, you'd be wrong?

Since that's the way that everone in the entire world who is not me thinks, perhaps so.  :mad:
While we're on that....  :blink:  here, let me do this 25-seconds worth of work for you, since you're clearly too busy thinking how many fucking weights you're going to lift tonight and how many inept, childish ways you can think of to defend theism before you actually make it all the way over to the weight machine in question. A simple Google search for "Austin St. John Gay Porn" reveals a plethara of absolutely nothing more than speculation and only this conclusive demonstration..

http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/03/austin_st_john.html

WARNING: Explicit homosexual depictions
.. none of which involve my ass. Maybe yours, though.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #38 on: Oct 22, 2007, 06:54:18 PM »
Well while you were busy trying define the nature of the cosmos with your laughably limited knowledge and flabby arms I actually googled red ranger pr0n and couldn't find anything that says he didn't do it other than some random postings made by people who just like you, with your insistence that there is no way higher powet(s) could possibly exist, don't know what they're talking about.  There were only those pictures...which look, ya know EXACTLY LIKE HIM!

conclusive demonstration?  So then you admit I was right. Or did you mean inconclusive.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #39 on: Oct 22, 2007, 11:39:25 PM »
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There were only those pictures...which look, ya know EXACTLY LIKE HIM!

They do.

Unrelated to pr0no ranger, I didn't know Archie Kao had been a Power Ranger (in Lost Galaxy).

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #40 on: Oct 23, 2007, 06:18:43 AM »
"I actually googled red ranger pr0n and couldn't find anything that says he didn't do it other than some random postings made by people who just like you"


 :blink: This explains it all. I rest my case.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #41 on: Oct 23, 2007, 12:58:41 PM »
That explains that I googled red ranger pron and found pictures of the red ranger doing pr0n (or someone who looks just like him).

But honestly I don't care whether it's him or not.  So you win! You have successfully defended the honor of the red ranger and by proxy all of the powet rangers!



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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #42 on: Oct 23, 2007, 03:19:11 PM »
Julia: I WILL SKIN YOUR DICK WITH A VEGETABLE PEALER!

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INT. Restaurant

Close up of vegetable pealer skinning a cucumber

Mike: So you really broke up with her? How'd she take it.

Joe: I think it went well...

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #43 on: Oct 23, 2007, 07:22:17 PM »
A "pealer"?  Like it's screaming or laughing or what?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #44 on: Oct 23, 2007, 09:32:05 PM »
That explains that I googled red ranger pron and found pictures of the red ranger doing pr0n (or someone who looks just like him).

But honestly I don't care whether it's him or not.  So you win! You have successfully defended the honor of the red ranger and by proxy all of the powet rangers!




Good. :mad:
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #45 on: Oct 23, 2007, 10:51:17 PM »
Zordon would be proud.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #46 on: Oct 24, 2007, 12:27:41 AM »
A "pealer"?  Like it's screaming or laughing or what?

you know the things you use to peel (peal?) vegetables? like to get the skin off them?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #47 on: Oct 24, 2007, 06:54:08 AM »
Peel.

A "peal" is a spot of lightning.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #48 on: Oct 25, 2007, 10:03:12 AM »
Yeah, it's peel, I'm just being a biotch.  :)  I grabbed a potato to peel the other day and it farted on me.  :(

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #49 on: Oct 26, 2007, 07:48:27 AM »
 :( That did not happen.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #50 on: Oct 26, 2007, 10:39:04 AM »
Yes it did.  They were going rotten or something so I threw the whole gassy-ass batch out.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #51 on: Oct 26, 2007, 10:41:20 AM »
but at one point I looked directly into the camera...I know better than that ><.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #52 on: Oct 26, 2007, 12:46:21 PM »
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #53 on: Oct 29, 2007, 09:57:10 AM »
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #54 on: Oct 30, 2007, 01:36:10 AM »
I have an interview with an agency this saturday.  I want them to choose me but at the same time I don't want to be bound by any weird ass contract that prevents me from getting west coast representation.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #55 on: Oct 30, 2007, 11:28:11 AM »
Read the fine print!   :blink:  All of it!   :mad:

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #56 on: Nov 03, 2007, 06:31:55 PM »
I pushed the interview back to monday because I have a zit.

Also I got an email back about my resume for a potential paying role in an indie film.  I called the guy but he hasn't called me back yet. If I get this it will mark the first time anyone's paid me to act.  Also I believe that I was born under the 13th sign Ophiuchus. Myself and others born during this time between sagitarius and scorpio were wrongfully assigned our birth stars.  In the year 2012 the 13 thousand year mark when the celestial and terestial crosses align will come to pass. A tournament will be held and the winner will decide whether mankind shall live on to realize our destiny or if everything we've worked perishes in the flame that nostradamus predicted.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #57 on: Nov 03, 2007, 07:23:48 PM »
Amy tells jim that she never liked him and that she only told him she was interested as a joke, her friends laugh in the background...jim cries.

Amy tells chris that she never liked him and that she only told him she was interested as a joke, her friends laugh in the background...chris gets up and punches her in the face.  Amy cries, her friends are shocked.  Later he takes a dump in her shoe cubby.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #58 on: Nov 04, 2007, 08:59:26 PM »
*rubs forehead exhaustedly*
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #59 on: Nov 05, 2007, 01:45:24 PM »
What is this shit supposed to be again?
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