Author Topic: Blonde by the end of the week?! (Read 24287 times)

Rama · « **Reply #90 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 02:07:15 PM »

And NK isn't exacly getting along with China at the moment, but you never know how war on the horizon will change forgein policy. I just figured that Pakistan wouldn't take on China directly, but would be all for seeing India get the hell beat out of them so they could be part of carving up the map so they could reclaim Jammu and Kashmir.

IDE · « **Reply #91 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 05:13:24 PM »

If we go to war in an asian country I might go...for the lulz and the mama-sans.

Derrick · « **Reply #92 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:39:26 AM »

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And NK isn't exacly getting along with China at the moment, but you never know how war on the horizon will change forgein policy. I just figured that Pakistan wouldn't take on China directly, but would be all for seeing India get the hell beat out of them so they could be part of carving up the map so they could reclaim Jammu and Kashmir.

China wants those provinces as well. If anything they might team up against China, sharing similar origins and culture compared to the alien Chinese who throughout history have remained isolated because of the Himalayas...

I should visit India while I can.

Rama · « **Reply #93 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:53:55 AM »

I don't know...I just can't see Pakistan doing anything that might "Help" India.

Derrick · « **Reply #94 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 03:51:28 PM »

It would if 300,000 chinese guys are running into it. Pakistan would be next.

Rama · « **Reply #95 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 04:12:57 PM »

Well I have no doubt that Pakistan will do whatever it has to, to save it's own ass, but if they can stay out of Chinas sites they'll be content to just sit back and let it happen.

Then if Russia gets involed then the shit would really start to hit the fan.

B E C K · « **Reply #96 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:57:11 PM »

I bet the minute Tom sets foot in India, the war begins.

Derrick · « **Reply #97 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:57:52 PM »

Hey, she told me she was 18, or whatever the fucking age is over there.

B E C K · « **Reply #98 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:58:52 PM »

You'd use your foot?

Derrick · « **Reply #99 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:59:17 PM »

And a cow.

B E C K · « **Reply #100 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 07:01:54 PM »

Bleh.

Derrick · « **Reply #101 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 07:40:37 PM »

Seriously though, China wants the middle east. It's not being spoken right now, but they need that fucking oil.

B E C K · « **Reply #102 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 08:52:44 PM »

Electric cars, dammit. Electric cars so we can tell them to get all of that oil, stick it in a giant syringe, and pump it up their ass.

Derrick · « **Reply #103 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 10:08:49 PM »

You goddamned hippie. GO HUG A TREE!

B E C K · « **Reply #104 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 10:35:40 PM »

No! There're ants on those!

IDE · « **Reply #105 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 02:37:38 AM »

Electric cars for everyone! And if nations need to go to war we should go back to using swords and spears. Then when W calls for me I can be hung over in a tent with 2 naked chicks before I non chalantly roll out of bed and win all of N Korea in single combat...but not for him...for my own glory.

Derrick · « **Reply #106 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 09:53:15 AM »

Hippies everywhere x.x

Rama · « **Reply #107 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 10:09:51 AM »

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Electric cars for everyone! And if nations need to go to war we should go back to using swords and spears. Then when W calls for me I can be hung over in a tent with 2 naked chicks before I non chalantly roll out of bed and win all of N Korea in single combat...but not for him...for my own glory.

Yeah, but Eric Bana will always be the better man.

And Ethanol...that's where it's at. Renewable, little to no modification to existing engine design, and it'll boost the American farmer and thus improve our economy. It’s a Win, Win, and Win.

Derrick · « **Reply #108 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 10:16:18 AM »

Except it means you're hippie, and don't support the goddamned troops! Fucking un-American faggot.

Rama · « **Reply #109 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 10:20:37 AM »

Me? A Hippie? Nooooooooo…..Nooooo. That's not true, that's impossible!

:: Jumps off Cloud City's weather vane. ::

Derrick · « **Reply #110 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 10:22:08 AM »

You knew it to be true, dick.

*looks to Nuri* Prepare my Star Destroyer for my arrival.

B E C K · « **Reply #111 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 10:30:43 PM »

I'm not your maid! :angry:

Derrick · « **Reply #112 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 06:38:47 AM »

o.o

I'm sorry, please?

B E C K · « **Reply #113 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:35:44 PM »

Fine, but this is the last time.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #114 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:36:33 PM »

Nuri wtfff don't let yourself be bossed around by a man! slap him!

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:47:22 PM »

He said "please". A good parent practices positive reinforcement. I don't want child services to take him away from me again.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #116 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:49:36 PM »

Huh? did you adopt him? Nuri dear, you should have adopted an african kid, they are the new trend nowadays!

:goes and adopts an ethiopian:

B E C K · « **Reply #117 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:59:12 PM »

And when they go out of style, I'm certain they'll make a gorgeous handbag.

Derrick · « **Reply #118 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:40:40 PM »

No one is turning me into a handbag. I want to be panties.

Rama · « **Reply #119 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:49:52 PM »

MAN PANTIES!