The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 14, 2006, 09:33:02 PM
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So I made this bet wtih this guy at work. Dude has quarter inch long hair, if that, and says he's going to get a mohawk. So I bet him that if he actually DID get a mohawk, as pathetic as that, I'd go to the cosmo lab at campus and get my hair dyed blonde.
Not really a big deal for me. I've toyed with the idea of dying my hair blonde for years. If it goes through, I'll put up before and after photo's.
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sweet!
By the end of this week I've decided to swear off the 20 yr old I was starting to like and move on to other chicks.
Maybe I should do her one more time and snap some pics mid game.
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I have this thing on my ass... NO FUCKING PICTURES!
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Dammit E, you should've gone blonde a long time ago so we could've coordinated. :( I'm already a red now.
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If someone shaves their head can you dye the stubble blonde?
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Yeah just poor bleach on your head..it'll look great. Make sure to show us when you are done.
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Am I doing it right?
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Shut your eyes Marion...don't look at it!
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Doug?
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Haven't seen'em this week, so I highly doubt he did it. I am such a Genius.
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Doug?
Damnit Woman, don't say his name! Are you mad?
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Come on, Merla and I are debating. He:
a. -- went to jail
b. -- got killed by his uncle for molesting a relative
c. -- got convinced by knurph to quit teh internets
I'm doubting jail only because some prisons have internet.
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Im wondering if that was him on 'To Catch a Predator'... hmmm.
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c. -- got convinced by knurph to quit teh internets
I guess they could be in some bunker together...mortally locked in D&D combat.
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fuck a doug. I JUST GOT MYSELF A BRAND NEW MACBOOK!!
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My HP HD Pavillion owns your weak little girlie laptop. Owned.
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haaaa! joke's on you, the laptop that i ditched for this mac is an hp too. its a piece of craap, made me wish i never bought it! its really bad.
now i must embrace my new comp, and never get virus again!
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I've yet to get a virus on any HP comp I've owned. I love HP products, I've never had anything but good experiences with them. Plus I just abhor Apple and Steve Blowjobs.
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abhore> whats that
i've only had bad experiences with hp laptops. i just got a new hp printer, i'll see how this one works out.
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Hate.
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Poor Merla's hating her new laptop. I don't know what she did to it, but there's a lot of cursing to be had.
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What brand?? i hope its not an hp, tell her to take it back!
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Since yall are talking laptops, do you guys know anything about mobile broadband?
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Yeah, it's not as good as having a landline, but if you're going to make sure you're router is good.
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Merla's laptop is a Bitchway.
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So it's sexy and has nice underwear?
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I dont know what u peipkle atre bitching agbout
but the bottom line is
my chrum will be in your vashin
u wont know it was me until years later when i post it here.
High 5!
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Isn't there a drug that can be taken that reacts violently to alcohol we can give him?
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If "reacts violently" means explosive, then I'd pay to see that.
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I dont know what u peipkle atre bitching agbout
but the bottom line is
my chrum will be in your vashin
u wont know it was me until years later when i post it here.
High 5!
I always thought it'd be cool if I knew most of the ppl here in real life, but not you.
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Every woman here would "black out" around IDE for a few hours at least once.
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OOo. That's harsh.
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I dont know what u peipkle atre bitching agbout
but the bottom line is
my chrum will be in your vashin
u wont know it was me until years later when i post it here.
High 5!
I always thought it'd be cool if I knew most of the ppl here in real life, but not you.
*Prepares the traditional Marriage Sack for Nuri*
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What's that, a bodybag with a hammer in it? Ho ho ho.
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Go see borat it's worth it.
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You mean at the Theater? With Other People with their babies and cell phones and smelly bodies invading my cup holder arm rest? Ew.
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I forget who here hates going to see movies in the theatre. And normally I never advocate going to see a comedy in the theatre because I figure it's just as good on a small screen, but this movie is too good to wait on, plus being in college I am expected to be able to drop the latest one liners at any given moment.
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I forget who here hates going to see movies in the theatre.
It's not really the theater as much as the people in it. I love seeing movies in the theater, I think it's the only correct way to see a movie. However, the people that also inhabit the theater with me keep me away. Well that and the fact that it cost 10 bucks before popcorn.
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I have a difficult track record with comedy films... in that I rarely find them comedic. I don't remember the last time I saw a straight-up comedy film in a theater. The last one I recall is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
I also believe the way to see movies is in the theater, but I refuse to waste my time and money going to the theater just have some bint talking on their cellphone or sneaking in an entire chicken dinner or whatever. That's why a kick-ass home theater is on my wish list for the future.
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And I always remember the movie "Shaft" with Sam Jackson just because it was one of the best movie experiences ever. It was on a weekday morning with a light crowd, sitting sparsely throughout the theater and actually watching the damn movie.
Polar Express was pretty good, too, just because we were like three of eight people in the whole freaking IMAX.
I'd like to go on record as saying that I wouldn't mind paying more if I were guaranteed a talkfree/phone free/sneaking-a-bunch-of-food-in-and-unwrapping-it-noisily-free experience. I love sneaking in a candy bar or a juice box now and then but nigga please.
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That's why a kick-ass home theater is on my wish list for the future.
Amen Sister, Amen.
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Ideally, it would have seating for at least twenty people, but it'll only be for when I feel like sitting near the aisle or in the middle or in the back if I have to pee a lot and don't want to interrupt the movie for myself as I get up to go to my bathroom.
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Yeah. I get you. I got a Home Theater set up at the momment, but it's just a big screen, a 5.1 system and a ratty old couch that use to pull out into a bed, but that's broke. I really want like the whole seats and little rope light aisle markings and all a seperate AC unit so I can crank it up so cold that I can see my breath to really get that Movie Theater feel.
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Yeah. It won't really be a theater unless I need to bring a coat in the summertime.
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Damn Straight.
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Every woman here would "black out" around IDE for a few hours at least once.
EWWWWWW! Speak for yourself! Douchbag!
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He wasn't insulting you, he was insulting IDE. Poor teh Max Cahn.
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He wasn't insulting anyone!
He was merely stating a fact.
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I was wondering who stole all my Roofies. I'll never get to sleep without them.
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One word: Nyquil
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Benedryl is better for ya.
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I'll have to second the Nyquil. Used to knock me out like a sack of hammers. Now I'm not so sure if sleep medications have such a strong effect on me anymore, especially since I won't go near them now.
He wasn't insulting anyone!
He was merely stating a fact.
You should be insulted being called a rapist, true or not.
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He wasn't calling me a rapist. He was implying that to assuage her guilt for having slept with me a girl would claim to have no reccolection of the event.
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No, I agree wth Nuri, he was calling you a rapist
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Yeah but you don't count. The whole not grasping the english language and abiding only by faye logic puts you at a disadvantage when trying to grasp nuances that even a native speaker might not readily comprehend.
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Rapist is such a broad term. Sexual Pharmacist might be closer.
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Gad Damn that's funny!
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Rapist is such a broad term. Sexual Pharmacist might be closer.
That sounds like a job in Final Fantasy V.
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Wonder how many hit points he'd have?
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He'd start out with a lot, but the STDs would make the number go down gradually, like perma-poison. Unless you bought the right creams, he'd eventually go zombie.
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Well better stock up at the Eleven Healers shop before heading out on our quest.
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Oh Merla. Ever so hostile!
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He'd start out with a lot, but the STDs would make the number go down gradually, like perma-poison. Unless you bought the right creams, he'd eventually go zombie.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!
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Oh Merla. Ever so hostile!
Yes, she is. I think she interprets nearly every other post as some sort of insult with as many as I explain away to her.
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Can't blame her.
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Well better stock up at the Eleven Healers shop before heading out on our quest.
Wait, was that suppose to be "Elven" because I'm picturing this:
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haha I thought the 11 healers was some obscure FF reference.
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Of course it was!!! And if you're not in the know, you are so uncool. <_<
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haha I thought the 11 healers was some obscure FF reference.
I thought that too but then I realized it was Rama who said it. Maybe if it was Stargate or BG related, but FF? Probably 'no'.
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I was more of a Shadow Gate fan back in the day.
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shadow gate?
that was just one game right?
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I think so. I only played the one game. But I become such a fan of it that I even bought this like Scholastic reader book called "Before Shadowgate." it was pretty good actually. Sadly I don't own the game or the book anymore.
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Well I got curious and went on a net search and there were two sequels to Shadowgate. Beyond Shadowgate for the TurboGrafx 16 (which I vaguely remember) and Shadowgate 64 which, despite owning a 64, I've never heard of, let alone played.
Oh and if anyone actually wants to read "Before Shadowgate" I found this in my search as well:
http://www.shadowgate.com/novel_01.shtml (http://www.shadowgate.com/novel_01.shtml)
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Shadowgate is one of the worst games ever made.
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It was the best game of that nature for the NES at the time though wasn't it?
I remember it being chosen to be hyped in nintendo powet, my step dad loved it anyway. I didn't have the patience to figure out all the puzzled.
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I had the patience to try. I didn't have the patience to figure it out. Bad game. Bad style of game. I don't like Princess Tomato either.
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When I first beat it, I had to rent it. Only took me 7 days and I was only like 8 years old at the time. Don't know what your guys problem was.
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I liked it. I guess I will always be in the minority :(
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Don't worry...we are the majority when it really count. We're white.
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Actually the majority is asian.
If oyu are talking about here in the US, then yes. But not for so long! either the latin or the indian are going to take over soon OHOHOHO
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Not really. See, the Latin invasion may be coming, but in reality it will cause a massive assimilation. If you consider Irish and Italians white, then Hispanics will be white in 50 or so years.
Black people will always be black.
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Actually the majority is asian.
I meant in the US.
But don't worry...the coming war will thin out the asian numbers.
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Yeah. India Versus China is going to happen sooner than you think, which will cause instability and civil war in China, because it's too ethnic a country to stay under a government for long.
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That's a scary thought cause both China and India have the bomb.
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Yup, and they won't be afraid to use it on each other, either. India is definately more nationalized than China is.
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That's a scary thought cause both China and India have the bomb.
eww curryyyy..."it stings the nostrils"
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No it Melts the Skin off your bones.
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When I first beat it, I had to rent it. Only took me 7 days and I was only like 8 years old at the time. Don't know what your guys problem was.
For whatever reason, you reminded me of when I rented FF2/6/whatever for the SNES. The rental period was three days and I had it out for six. I had just beaten Atma Weapon and toppled the floating island. I was thinking about keeping it another three days but when I put the cartridge back in, all of my saves were erased. Dude, still cheeses me off. So yeah, anyway, so there's an incoming war between India and China. How about that latest American sitcom, eh?
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Yup, and they won't be afraid to use it on each other, either. India is definately more nationalized than China is.
And you know that Pakistan will have to get in on this too. Just cause they hate India. North Korea might back China as well....then South Korea backs India, because NK is on the other side and we got the starts of a nice little World War.
For whatever reason, you reminded me of when I rented FF2/6/whatever for the SNES. The rental period was three days and I had it out for six. I had just beaten Atma Weapon and toppled the floating island. I was thinking about keeping it another three days but when I put the cartridge back in, all of my saves were erased. Dude, still cheeses me off. So yeah, anyway, so there's an incoming war between India and China. How about that latest American sitcom, eh?
I only did that with the NES version of the ESB. I had it for 7 days....kept it for 4 more, paid the late charges then rerented it cause I hadn't beat it.
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And you know that Pakistan will have to get in on this too. Just cause they hate India. North Korea might back China as well....then South Korea backs India, because NK is on the other side and we got the starts of a nice little World War.
Pakistan hates China about the same as India, being Godless communists and all that. I see the Pakis waiting on the war until it's clear who is winning, and then pouncing on India or Tibet either way. For shitty mountains, everyone cares about it.
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And NK isn't exacly getting along with China at the moment, but you never know how war on the horizon will change forgein policy. I just figured that Pakistan wouldn't take on China directly, but would be all for seeing India get the hell beat out of them so they could be part of carving up the map so they could reclaim Jammu and Kashmir.
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If we go to war in an asian country I might go...for the lulz and the mama-sans.
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And NK isn't exacly getting along with China at the moment, but you never know how war on the horizon will change forgein policy. I just figured that Pakistan wouldn't take on China directly, but would be all for seeing India get the hell beat out of them so they could be part of carving up the map so they could reclaim Jammu and Kashmir.
China wants those provinces as well. If anything they might team up against China, sharing similar origins and culture compared to the alien Chinese who throughout history have remained isolated because of the Himalayas...
I should visit India while I can.
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I don't know...I just can't see Pakistan doing anything that might "Help" India.
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It would if 300,000 chinese guys are running into it. Pakistan would be next.
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Well I have no doubt that Pakistan will do whatever it has to, to save it's own ass, but if they can stay out of Chinas sites they'll be content to just sit back and let it happen.
Then if Russia gets involed then the shit would really start to hit the fan.
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I bet the minute Tom sets foot in India, the war begins.
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Hey, she told me she was 18, or whatever the fucking age is over there.
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You'd use your foot?
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And a cow.
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Bleh.
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Seriously though, China wants the middle east. It's not being spoken right now, but they need that fucking oil.
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Electric cars, dammit. Electric cars so we can tell them to get all of that oil, stick it in a giant syringe, and pump it up their ass.
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You goddamned hippie. GO HUG A TREE!
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No! There're ants on those!
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Electric cars for everyone! And if nations need to go to war we should go back to using swords and spears. Then when W calls for me I can be hung over in a tent with 2 naked chicks before I non chalantly roll out of bed and win all of N Korea in single combat...but not for him...for my own glory.
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Hippies everywhere x.x
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Electric cars for everyone! And if nations need to go to war we should go back to using swords and spears. Then when W calls for me I can be hung over in a tent with 2 naked chicks before I non chalantly roll out of bed and win all of N Korea in single combat...but not for him...for my own glory.
Yeah, but Eric Bana will always be the better man.
And Ethanol...that's where it's at. Renewable, little to no modification to existing engine design, and it'll boost the American farmer and thus improve our economy. It’s a Win, Win, and Win.
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Except it means you're hippie, and don't support the goddamned troops! Fucking un-American faggot.
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Me? A Hippie? Nooooooooo…..Nooooo. That's not true, that's impossible!
:: Jumps off Cloud City's weather vane. ::
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You knew it to be true, dick.
*looks to Nuri* Prepare my Star Destroyer for my arrival.
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I'm not your maid! :angry:
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o.o
I'm sorry, please?
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Fine, but this is the last time.
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Nuri wtfff don't let yourself be bossed around by a man! slap him!
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He said "please". A good parent practices positive reinforcement. I don't want child services to take him away from me again.
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Huh? did you adopt him? Nuri dear, you should have adopted an african kid, they are the new trend nowadays!
:goes and adopts an ethiopian:
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And when they go out of style, I'm certain they'll make a gorgeous handbag.
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No one is turning me into a handbag. I want to be panties.
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MAN PANTIES!
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I don't want to know what you're wearing right now.
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They are stylish and comfortable.
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He's wearing a lady-vest like that dude in Silence of the Lambs.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Ohh...*puts lipstick on and starts to dance*
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I did that once.
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MAN PANTIES!
Manties.
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Manties to cover a mangina
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Manatees to cover a Jemima? And where may I procure such a syrup?
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You'll have to go to Uncle Ben's house. He is showing her the secert of how he keeps his rice so white...if you know what I mean.
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Bleh. Glad I switched to Success.