Author Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHELLYYY!! (Read 2414 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Dec 09, 2006, 11:56:00 AM »

In 98 years I'll show you my boobs!
Hope you had a great timeeee

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 12:34:19 PM »

Being a Turtle..he may actual live that long.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 10:31:34 PM »

Happy Belated! Merla told me to post on your MySpace, but I plumb forgot. I even visited and everything.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 04:04:50 AM »

happy birthday
I hope your wish came true with no strings

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 06:40:57 AM »

What if his wish was for string?

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:07:07 PM »

So how old is Sam anyway? 40, 41? That's a young age for a turtle, isn't it?

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:41:29 PM »

But old for a cheese head. Considering the normal diet for a person from his area, he only has 12 years to live.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:47:59 PM »

It's cold up there...they need all the girth they can get.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:58:17 PM »

It just slows the processed cheese meal made from partially hydrogenated pig oil moving to their hearts. Then, when they explode, Tsunamis kill poor children in Malaysia.

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:30:11 PM »

-thank you for the offer, but your boobs will cease being fun to look at long before that; maybe in 9.8 years.

-Oh, right, myspace. I completely forgot I had a page there.

-I'm the same age as you, I think. Maybe a year older.

-thanks to my cheese-heavy diet, yes, I have sufficient body fat to survive a long winter; a heavy down parka helps as well.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:38:26 PM »

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-thank you for the offer, but your boobs will cease being fun to look at long before that; maybe in 9.8 years.

Ohhhhhh! Oh girrrrrrrrrrrrl!

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 04:14:20 PM »

I think more lik 5 years.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 06:25:33 PM »

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-thank you for the offer, but your boobs will cease being fun to look at long before that; maybe in 9.8 years.

-Oh, right, myspace. I completely forgot I had a page there.

-I'm the same age as you, I think. Maybe a year older.

-thanks to my cheese-heavy diet, yes, I have sufficient body fat to survive a long winter; a heavy down parka helps as well.

You've obviously forgotten that latin women age more slowly than any other ethnicity. We are gonna be hot till we are in our 60s, damn right.

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 07:58:34 PM »

The 60 year old Peruvian women I see aren't too hot.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 08:46:08 PM »

And?

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 10:27:18 PM »

I think I made my point.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 11:12:05 PM »

Nope not at all.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 03:33:32 PM »

I did. Trust me.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 03:46:24 PM »

Nah-uh

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 03:49:39 PM »

Point made!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 07:03:19 PM »

NAA UHHH

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 11:20:32 PM »

Yay! There is a TV on a cart at the front of the class and we have a substitute today!

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 11:48:10 PM »

Answer to someone else's name when she takes attendance!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 13, 2006, 06:53:34 PM »

We had this one guy, "Martin Lalonde" who dropped out of school after about a week. Some teachers would call out his name when doing attendance and we would always make sure someone answered "Ici" meaning he's there. This one teacher who I guess was looking for him would always do a double take when someone said he was there and when she'd look around for him not see him. We'd be sure to only answer the roll call when she was looking away. Luckily there were enough of us that that was possible.

We also did this largely with subs since the normal teachers all figured out he wasn't coming back but the subs saw his name on the list and called it out in ignorance. He was always there when there was a sub.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 02:19:20 PM »

And Martin, as it turns out, as a 98 year old Peruvian woman. Was the whole class in French because that might be a bit unfair to her.