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« on: Apr 26, 2006, 08:59:30 AM »
...to lay off the sauce.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060425/114601350000.html

Some cue Rockappella.  Quick!

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 26, 2006, 09:01:51 AM »
"Cruisin' round the world....."

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #2 on: Apr 26, 2006, 09:03:47 AM »
What is her problem?!?  Get some help!  And why does she not have auto insurance.  

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 26, 2006, 09:17:57 AM »
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What is her problem?!?
She's a drunk!  Hic!

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 26, 2006, 11:58:38 PM »
Fucking Lost, quit wasting time!

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 27, 2006, 10:43:20 AM »
My friends Chris and Christian (They hang out alot too) think that she looks like a Cro-Magnon.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 27, 2006, 11:12:48 AM »
You reminded me of this episode of Jenny Jones with "hot" twins, and it had two guys that looked like cavemen, unibrow and long hair and everything.  Teh hell.

She does look little like "gawr... me michelle".  I'd still do her.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 27, 2006, 06:06:52 PM »
...hawt.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 27, 2006, 11:28:38 PM »
If I was in BloodRayne.....I'd drink too.

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« Reply #9 on: Apr 29, 2006, 08:18:30 PM »
She was in that?

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 29, 2006, 08:58:09 PM »
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You reminded me of this episode of Jenny Jones with "hot" twins, and it had two guys that looked like cavemen, unibrow and long hair and everything.  Teh hell.

She does look little like "gawr... me michelle".  I'd still do her.
Why did you have to remind me of those cavemen?!?!  :blink:  

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 29, 2006, 09:01:45 PM »
:lol:  Hot twins!  I swear, it had to be April Fool's that day or something.  Jesus Christo.

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 30, 2006, 03:30:00 AM »
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Yes...not that anyone would have noticed considering that film open and closed like the same day it seemed.  

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« Reply #13 on: Apr 30, 2006, 12:57:42 PM »
UWE BOLL IS A CINEMATIC GENIUS... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 30, 2006, 11:43:30 PM »
"Oh nooooo!  Light winds!"

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« Reply #15 on: Jul 21, 2006, 01:11:58 AM »
Hello!

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« Reply #16 on: Jul 21, 2006, 09:33:45 AM »
Miss. Rodriguez?

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« Reply #17 on: Jul 21, 2006, 09:57:53 AM »
That woman is fugly.

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« Reply #18 on: Jul 21, 2006, 12:49:44 PM »
Cool, there's internet in jail.

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« Reply #19 on: Jul 21, 2006, 12:54:42 PM »
She may be belligerent.
She may be a drunk.
She may continually put people as risk by driving drunk.

But she's not fugly.

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« Reply #20 on: Jul 22, 2006, 12:13:59 AM »
Yeah, she just looks like she might rape you.  No need to hold that against her.

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« Reply #21 on: Jul 22, 2006, 03:06:35 AM »
I don't know....I think she is kinda Fugly too. She is no Rosario Dawson that's for sure.  Maybe if you put a bag over her head.  

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« Reply #22 on: Jul 22, 2006, 12:00:58 PM »
My friends say she has a face like a Cro-Magnon, I kinda see it, but I think I would do it.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #23 on: Jul 22, 2006, 06:24:17 PM »
That's what bangs are for.

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« Reply #24 on: Jul 22, 2006, 08:12:51 PM »
That woman scares me.  She could kick my ass.  

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« Reply #25 on: Jul 23, 2006, 12:41:32 AM »
And rape you.  Don't forget about that.  Just look at those eyes.  They're out for blood.

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« Reply #26 on: Jul 23, 2006, 02:22:09 AM »
ok I don't wanna see her male-ish face again, cause it's too nasty...but...is she the latin girl in the movie Resident Evil?

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« Reply #27 on: Jul 23, 2006, 01:22:36 PM »
Yep. I think the character's name was Rain. The one that got bitten but they kept her around anyway.

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« Reply #28 on: Jul 23, 2006, 05:42:29 PM »
She also came out in that piece of crap called "SWAT".

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« Reply #29 on: Jul 24, 2006, 09:34:47 AM »
You shut your mouth.  Time will tell with that movie.  I think it'll be looked back upon as the "Gone With the WInd" of our generation.