Author Topic: American Idol should end. (Read 12150 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Apr 12, 2006, 10:26:58 PM »

It's because last night, in their "QUEEN" Theme, they had to cut Bohemian Rhapsody down to 1:30.
ONE MINUTE, AND THIRTY SECONDS. From a Five MInute, thirty Two second masterpieces to a One MInute thirty second TRAVESTY. The Beginning, the Middle, the END! They put together bits from after the beggining and the very end and strung it together!!
I understand having to cut down the song to fit the TV LEngth, but JESUS CHRIST. They should've saved the "Queen" Theme for fewer contests so they could give them each more time. They MUTILATED THE SONGS. They had to cut them down left and right dammit!
And most of them didn't sing very well either.
Fuckers.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 10:40:19 PM »

I thought it had to end before this happened

Bitch · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 10:54:10 PM »

Do you really want a bunch of kids with ok voices singing Bohemian Rhapsody, anyway?

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 11:07:42 PM »

I think it should have ended after the first season.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 08:23:09 AM »

I think the son of a bitch who came up with it should have been shot at birth.

tomduo · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:05:08 AM »

Why do people even compete in that anymore? What the hell has happened to the other winners?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:32:07 AM »

The only ones to have any semblance of fame from it are Kelly Clarkson

, Clay Aiken, Reuben Studdard, and...William Hung

tomduo · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:43:26 AM »

I've never heard from the middle two, just being made fun of on Conan for being gay and fat.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 01:23:11 PM »

Aiken's the skinny white boy, Studdard's the big black boy. Clarkson is an eventual TDS cum dumpster, and Hung's a little god among men.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 02:30:12 PM »

Yeah, I've only hear of Aiken and Studdard as punch lines to jokes. Clarkson now has just done the cliche thing and dyed her hair blonde, just like the rest of Hollywood. And therefore just becomes another member of queue. Way to be an individual there Kelly. The only real impact Clarkson has had on me as of late is in the fact that I'm sick of her latest Music Video being played once every five mins during the few precious hours that MTV still shows videos. Other then those three I don't know, or care about any of the winners or losers from American Idol.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 04:58:30 PM »

There's nothing wrong with her hair, hair doesn't make a celebrity (unless you're Pink, I guess). I'm just annoyed she keeps getting dumped in her songs. Kelly Clarkson is only good thing to come out of American Idol, period. The rest of the winners and runner-ups and what-have-yous are crap. They'll be lucky to land a gig on a cruise ship while Kelly has her thirtieth hit song.

The minute I heard AI was doing "Queen", I knew you would have a problem with it, E. Rockstar:INXS also truncated their Queen songs and you seemed to like that show.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 06:50:36 PM »

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I think the son of a bitch who came up with it should have been shot at birth.

I was gonna second what Rama said, but you sir took the cake.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 07:51:10 PM »

I hate American Idol for continuing to promote a genre of music that I find shitty.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 08:46:24 PM »

Yeah.

I'd only watch it if someone sang "Rock Me Amadeus".

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 10:22:25 PM »

If they had American 80s idol I would have to watch the whole season...assuming I didn't make the final cut of course

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:04:14 PM »

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Yeah.

I'd only watch it if someone sang "Rock Me Amadeus".

I think if that happened Falco himself would raise from the dead to avenge such a insult.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:10:44 PM »

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There's nothing wrong with her hair, hair doesn't make a celebrity (unless you're Pink, I guess). I'm just annoyed she keeps getting dumped in her songs. Kelly Clarkson is only good thing to come out of American Idol, period. The rest of the winners and runner-ups and what-have-yous are crap. They'll be lucky to land a gig on a cruise ship while Kelly has her thirtieth hit song.

The minute I heard AI was doing "Queen", I knew you would have a problem with it, E. Rockstar:INXS also truncated their Queen songs and you seemed to like that show.

I'll tell you why I was pissed at AI.
THEY TOOK OUT THE ENTIRE MIDDLE OF "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!"
"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me..."

Now, Rockstar? Yeah they truncated it, but they cut it down to about 3 minutes 23 seconds, so basically they cut out about a minute of the very beginning and went straight into the main vocals. They cut a bit more out of the beginning, a couple verses I think, but otherwise they kept the middle and end pretty much whole.
That and the Vocal work was done wellby Good Ol' Suzy McNeil.

AMERICAN FUCKING IDOL? One Minute and Thirty Seconds. They Cut Chunks from the Beginning, they Cut Chunks from the MIDDLE, they cut CHUNKS FROM THE END!!! There was NO ROCKING GUITAR SOLO! No WAYNES WORLD Headbanging! None of that awesome Middle part!
And the Woman sang this abridged version barely adequately. She's VERY Lucky they cut out the middle, because she would've BOMBED it. A TRAVESTY, Nuri, IT WAS a TRAVESTY!

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:15:33 PM »

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There's nothing wrong with her hair, hair doesn't make a celebrity (unless you're Pink, I guess).

Not even in Pink's case, since her hair is no longer pink. But when everyone else is doing it and then you do it. You're just going along with the herd. I mean not that Clarkson wasn't guilty of that before the change of venue up top, but it's just another notch in the belt of the follower. Maybe she wanted to change it, but I doubt it. I'm sure an agent a publicist and the phrase "It's the in thing" and "everyone is doing it" came up many times in a nice little meeting before the trip to the salon. But whatever she has to do to try to stretch her 15 mins into 20.... If it works then more powet to her.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:28:41 PM »

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Yeah.

I'd only watch it if someone sang "Rock Me Amadeus".
I think if that happened Flaco himself would raise from the dead to avenge such a insult.

That's why I'd watch!

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:30:33 PM »

That would be awesome.....

"Don't turn around...OH NO! Zombie Falco is in town! OH NO!"

And before someone says "Falco didn't sing that song." You're right. He didn't, but he did write it.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 01:23:29 AM »

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Not even in Pink's case, since her hair is no longer pink.

Hence, the "I guess", since she bounces in and out of pink.

tomduo · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 01:23:58 AM »

Her new song is funny, though. Phucking Heiress-Whore is a whore... heeeeeeeeeeee

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 01:30:05 AM »

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If they had American 80s idol I would have to watch the whole season...assuming I didn't make the final cut of course

I would be tempted but probably wouldn't make it past the first performance episode without half of my childhood being raped in the process. I'm still washing "Bowling for Soup"'s rendition of "I Ran" out of my ears.

tomduo · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 01:39:36 AM »

Mister Eko should show up, and beat the judges to death with his Jesus stick.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 01:42:46 AM »

He can use their bones as an altar for the church.

tomduo · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 12:51:59 PM »

That woud be an unholy church indeed.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 02:43:26 PM »

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There's nothing wrong with her hair, hair doesn't make a celebrity (unless you're Pink, I guess). I'm just annoyed she keeps getting dumped in her songs. Kelly Clarkson is only good thing to come out of American Idol, period. The rest of the winners and runner-ups and what-have-yous are crap. They'll be lucky to land a gig on a cruise ship while Kelly has her thirtieth hit song.

The minute I heard AI was doing "Queen", I knew you would have a problem with it, E. Rockstar:INXS also truncated their Queen songs and you seemed to like that show.
I'll tell you why I was pissed at AI.
THEY TOOK OUT THE ENTIRE MIDDLE OF "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!"
"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me..."

Now, Rockstar? Yeah they truncated it, but they cut it down to about 3 minutes 23 seconds, so basically they cut out about a minute of the very beginning and went straight into the main vocals. They cut a bit more out of the beginning, a couple verses I think, but otherwise they kept the middle and end pretty much whole.
That and the Vocal work was done wellby Good Ol' Suzy McNeil.

AMERICAN FUCKING IDOL? One Minute and Thirty Seconds. They Cut Chunks from the Beginning, they Cut Chunks from the MIDDLE, they cut CHUNKS FROM THE END!!! There was NO ROCKING GUITAR SOLO! No WAYNES WORLD Headbanging! None of that awesome Middle part!
And the Woman sang this abridged version barely adequately. She's VERY Lucky they cut out the middle, because she would've BOMBED it. A TRAVESTY, Nuri, IT WAS a TRAVESTY!

Did you bolt straight up from your chair and yell "OBJECTION!"?

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 03:07:27 PM »

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That woud be an unholy church indeed.

...Or not.

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~silver_p/kutna.html

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 14, 2006, 08:54:22 PM »

No, I stood up and said "Fuck this."

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 02:25:02 PM »

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That woud be an unholy church indeed.
...Or not.

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~silver_p/kutna.html

That looks like the Church of Ozzy or something. Are those the bones of human sacrafices?