Author Topic: Funny Thing happened at work this week... (Read 10863 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Feb 24, 2006, 10:50:18 PM »

This old lady in a wheelchair comes into the bookstore...SHe's pretty sickle, definitely a smoker at one time judging by her voice...and her Knuckles are blue, and as she's leaving she starts up a conversation.
Her: "What's your middle name?"
Me: "..Harding."
Her: "Oh....Are you Warren G. Harding's son?"
Me: "No. My Last name is Park."
Her: "Oh. Well when you see Warren, tell him to stop bothering me."
Me: "Okay, can do. :::Waits till she leaves the bookstore and looks to other cashier::: Who is Warren G. Harding?"

Warren G. Harding was the 29th president of the United States, and was sworn in on March 4, 1921.

Funny stuff.

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 11:04:14 PM »

I can't see the resemblence.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 12:30:50 AM »

That's pretty funny.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 09:10:47 AM »

Kind of weird too, but I've heard stories about that lady....some not so funny.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 10:07:15 AM »

Real crazy's not always so fun loving and entertaining as Hollywood crazy.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 12:05:02 PM »

Especially when it involves bodily fluid. That's all I'm saying.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 01:10:09 PM »

Fecal matter's a popular one among the retarded.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 01:42:27 PM »

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Kind of weird too, but I've heard stories about that lady....some not so funny.

do tell!

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 01:56:31 PM »

well, you also need to tell Rosevelt to stop leaving prank messages on my answering machine!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 04:00:42 PM »

Ultimate Dangerous D would be all over that like the 'Dustbowl'.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 05:21:17 PM »

Nothing funny ever happens to me at work except young supple 18 yr old chicks dressing up as superheros and strippers. You haven't lived until you've seen batgirl grinding on a ninja turtle both of their thongs sticking out...

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 05:35:42 PM »

What the hell, do you work in Rama's fantasy world?

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 09:15:47 PM »

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What the hell, do you work in Rama's fantasy world?

Possibly yes.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 10:28:00 PM »

Rama's fantasy world rocks.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 11:08:53 PM »

Rama's fantasy world has one too many Ramas for my taste.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 11:52:26 PM »

You can never have enough Rama.

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 11:53:37 PM »

I have.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 11:57:36 PM »

You can still sit down....

tomduo · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 12:25:46 AM »

I think not. Last time you told me that, my ass hurt for a week.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 04:12:39 AM »

I didn't say it wouldn't hurt....I just said you could. Besides, it's you own fault. You know what the French Maid outfit does to me.

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 12:34:54 PM »

:angry: ALL I AM IS A PIECE OF MEAT!

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 01:02:45 PM »

Dude, that makes your name "Lance Harding Park"? I know there a joke there, I just need to find it.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 27, 2006, 09:55:25 PM »

.....No. There is no joke there, no quality one anyway.
What's so wrong with "Lance Harding Park"?

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 27, 2006, 10:31:49 PM »

It could totally be a penis thing. Hush, boy, let me think...

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 28, 2006, 03:05:59 AM »

HARD-ing part would make you think so....but I'd look for a joke concerning someone else being named Lance Harding, Lance Park...or something along those lines.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 01, 2006, 08:26:55 AM »

...What?

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 01, 2006, 07:18:50 PM »

Lance hard in the park? Too easy? Too low-brow?

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 02, 2006, 05:58:44 AM »

Yeah, but Low-brow is really the bread and butter. All the big money is in dick and fart jokes.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 02, 2006, 10:07:32 PM »

...What?

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 02, 2006, 10:22:15 PM »

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Yeah, but Low-brow is really the bread and butter. All the big money is in dick and fart jokes.

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