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IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 04:02:18 PM »

Now that I'm in a wheelchair my penis is the only leg I use.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 05:52:15 PM »

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Emmy, can I trade my black for your gay?

Sure, but I get your breasts.

tomduo · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 06:22:49 PM »

I thought you had some...?

IDE · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 08:25:22 PM »

He just got shafted. Gay is the new Black!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 08:26:16 PM »

Does that mean gays are going to start owning ridiculous cars with rainbow under-glow and pink chrome spinners?

tomduo · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 10:03:19 PM »

God that ruins a beautiful car... and turns it into a piece of shit.

My favorite is when cars are tricked out (see mufler) so that it sounds like it's going 100 mph when in reality it's going 20. Fucking priceless.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 10:12:18 PM »

And let's not forget...

tomduo · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 10:40:22 PM »

eBaum's world is a plague on Humanity.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 10:50:45 PM »

Feh. I believe that Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis are worth it.

tomduo · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 11:16:33 PM »

It's thinking like that why we have Jessica Simpson.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 08:46:29 AM »

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It's thinking like that why we have Jessica Simpson.

I thought that was because of inbreeding and plastic surgery.

Merla · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 09:32:07 AM »

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C-can I beat Merla for the hell of it?

H-Hey what the heck did I ever do to you?!?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:50:12 AM »

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By default, now that I'm black, I have the bigger penis in this board. Guys, let's be realistic here. White penises are smaller than latin penises, and even more smaller than black penis. you are all my bitches now.

Warning! Link is graphic in nature. Feel free to delete if deemed necessary.

This disproves your assertion!

tomduo · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:58:13 AM »

Faye is an idiot. I bet she thinks Asians have the small peni as well XD

Urban Legends made in the late 19th-20th centuries. Find me a porno where it says 'big black cocks', and I'll give you some white dudes packin the same girth.

Them Chinese, though. Tell Me Yao Ming wouldn't split even Faye in half.

The D · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:17:47 PM »

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How did he get in prison?

I raped several teenage and college-age females with my massive 20 inch black cock. I also killed some niggas.

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And let's not forget...

God, leave Eric Baums to stick his fucking logo on a news clip and pretend it's his. You know that Kron4 could sue his ass off for that?

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"The whistles go WOOOOO!!!!
When you wanna WOOOWOOO!!! It's dat Woo WOOOO!!! You know what I'm sayin? Then you got the flows; then they be trippin' off the flowmasters.
Dat's only in the mornin'. You 'posed to be up cookin' breakfast for somebody and so, that's like a alarm clock. Woo wooo!!!"
"Decoration, man, it's just fo' decoration! Dat's it and dat's all, man; we do it fo' decorations. Yeah, I gots it on my car."

Can we please gas all urban blacks? Except me of course, I'm suburban, middle class, and I'm in prison so I'm not dangerous.

tomduo · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:31:28 PM »

You're black?

The D · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:33:21 PM »

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You're black?

According to Nuri.

Remember, this board is all about Affermative Action!

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 09:17:42 PM »

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Wait....which one of us is the traveler from another dimenson where everyone isn't Black/ Gay/ or a wife beater so that it all ties in with the main books neatly?

Duh, Shipley of course.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:04:14 PM »

Well I guess that makes sense. His breaded penis would have had to orginate in a some alternate reality.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:12:46 PM »

A "Shake and Bake" reality, if you will.

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:15:55 PM »

HA HA! Ha.........ha.....oh damn. Now I got this image in my head of a small paper bag with a hole cut in and Shipley dipping his little ship in egg yoks. *shuddder*

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:36:03 PM »

And I helped! Well not really, but someone had to say it.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:02:03 AM »

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Faye is an idiot. I bet she thinks Asians have the small peni as well XD

Urban Legends made in the late 19th-20th centuries. Find me a porno where it says 'big black cocks', and I'll give you some white dudes packin the same girth.

Them Chinese, though. Tell Me Yao Ming wouldn't split even Faye in half.

I've heard conflicting stories on the whole size thing however I learned something interesting today. In Japan condoms come in a very small size. So small in fact aht white people traveling to there have a very hard time finding large enough condoms as the ones that are easily available will not fit the standard caucasian penis.

Rama · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:05:22 AM »

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And I helped! Well not really, but someone had to say it.

Should have let Merla do it, she would have loved that.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:07:13 AM »

It would have been the highlight of her day, and all she talked about at work... Now her only claim to fame will be that she brought 'Tab' to work instead of her usual 'RC' for 'Wacky Cola Friday"...

Can you live with that Nuri? Can you?

tomduo · « **Reply #55 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 03:12:04 AM »

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Faye is an idiot. I bet she thinks Asians have the small peni as well XD

Urban Legends made in the late 19th-20th centuries. Find me a porno where it says 'big black cocks', and I'll give you some white dudes packin the same girth.

Them Chinese, though. Tell Me Yao Ming wouldn't split even Faye in half.
I've heard conflicting stories on the whole size thing however I learned something interesting today. In Japan condoms come in a very small size. So small in fact aht white people traveling to there have a very hard time finding large enough condoms as the ones that are easily available will not fit the standard caucasian penis.

The fact that there's so much conflicting evidence either way causes the issue to be thrown up in the air. Sex Talk with Sue and Doctor Drew Pinsky both say they've never seen a correlary between race and penis size. Btw, all the things I've ever seen has never included hispanic as a race group. Kinsey who ran a legitimate one found no correlary either.

The whole Japanese condom thing sounds like like a myth too, I heard the same thing about Germany.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #56 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 05:41:45 AM »

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The whole Japanese condom thing sounds like like a myth too, I heard the same thing about Germany.

I'm not just passing on a rumour I heard from someone who's not really sure. This is a straight up fact told to me by my good friend who never exagerates who spent years in Japan. It's an actual non urban legend problem over there.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #57 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 07:33:57 AM »

fuck! there goes my love for japanese guy

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 11:11:50 AM »

Oh Faye....it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

tomduo · « **Reply #59 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:31:03 PM »

Its actually the thickness that gives the woman the most pleasure. The nerve endings end past the opening, so length is only psychological. Now girth stretches the vaginal muscles that will cause the mind bending sex. The woman can actually increase her pleasure through Kegel (sp?) exercizes that pregnant women do.