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« Reply #30 on: Feb 22, 2006, 08:24:41 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: Feb 22, 2006, 10:48:06 AM »
I do admit to watching women's skating from time to time.  I just can't watch it very long before I realize those nice legs and butts don't normally have nice boobies attached to the same body.

I read something that Michelle Kwan can't do a lot of the leaps most of the younger chicks can...but it's not so much age as it is that she never could get air.
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« Reply #32 on: Feb 22, 2006, 12:26:26 PM »
I've actually been following it pretty closely.  I tend to zone out during figure skating though.

Unless the girl's especially attractive.  Then I'll stick around for a few minutes.

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« Reply #33 on: Feb 22, 2006, 03:57:39 PM »
We laughed our fucking asses off watching paired ice skating with all the fruity fucking costumes and the faces and gestures the italian guy was making while wearing the fruitiest of all costumes ever.  We re-watched his ending hand flourish twice with tivo.  That shit was hilarious and then we laughed about how it would be funny if the guy actually wasn't gay and did an interview in his costume in a manly voice saying things like "Yeah, these fags got nothin on me".

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« Reply #34 on: Feb 22, 2006, 05:10:32 PM »
I wish there was a sex olympics... my powet legs and abs perform 500 pounds of thrusting powet!
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« Reply #35 on: Feb 22, 2006, 05:12:24 PM »
If only that were so... there would be little plastic wristbands dedicated to me by now.

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« Reply #36 on: Feb 23, 2006, 03:54:26 AM »
Maybe they'll start giving out medals for overcompensation as well.  

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« Reply #37 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:20:20 AM »
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I do admit to watching women's skating from time to time.  I just can't watch it very long before I realize those nice legs and butts don't normally have nice boobies attached to the same body.

I read something that Michelle Kwan can't do a lot of the leaps most of the younger chicks can...but it's not so much age as it is that she never could get air.
Breast are composed of fat tissue and most elite-level figure skaters don't have the extra fat.  Look at Sasha Cohen who is around 20 pounds underweight.

Michelle Kwan has never been a jumper.  Her strong suit has always been her artistry.  That worked with the old 6.0 system not this new points systems.  

As for the freaky men's costumes I don't know what those guys were thinking.  I believe most of them are batting for the other team.  They were really out there: Stephane Lambiel's zebra print, Johnny Weir's swan outfit complete with red glove, that puffy thing  Jeffery Buttle was wearing.    :blink:  

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« Reply #38 on: Feb 23, 2006, 02:52:48 PM »
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Maybe they'll start giving out medals for overcompensation as well.
I wouldn't win any.

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« Reply #39 on: Feb 23, 2006, 03:15:39 PM »
That russian slut...er skater is hot... almost makes me want to root for the opposite team.






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« Reply #40 on: Feb 23, 2006, 05:35:26 PM »
One of my friends at work said there was moment when Sasha Cohen smiled and she looked like Rachel Dracht.  She made me sad.
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« Reply #41 on: Feb 25, 2006, 03:21:19 PM »
The ending to figure skating was almost disappointing.

Cohen fell twice, and it didn't look like she'd even get a medal. Then Slutskaya fell. And all of a sudden, some Japanese woman no one even thought would get to the top 5 skated flawlessly and won the gold medal by a mile. Cohen got silver, and the russian got bronze.

As much as I wanted Cohen to get gold, this medal was the first medal the Japanese had won in the games. As of that moment, they were at 1 gold, and 0 silver and bronze. So for a Jap to beat the two best nations is damn good luck. Most likely she would have only gotten bronze had the two other girls not fallen.
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« Reply #42 on: Feb 25, 2006, 09:13:38 PM »
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Most likely she would have only gotten bronze had the two other girls not fallen.
It's like her best beat their failures.  It was ridiculous how many girls fell down thursday, was there anyone other than the Arakawa that didn't fall on her ass?
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« Reply #43 on: Feb 26, 2006, 10:21:03 AM »
Guys who watch ice skating are fags. If I say it, it's true.

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« Reply #44 on: Feb 26, 2006, 10:25:01 AM »
There's only one way to be sure.  Post pictures of your vagina and see whose penis moves.

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« Reply #45 on: Feb 26, 2006, 10:45:35 AM »
What about posting a pic of your penis and we'll see which vagina moves.

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« Reply #46 on: Feb 26, 2006, 12:35:33 PM »
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags.
...for once I agree.
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« Reply #47 on: Feb 26, 2006, 02:54:48 PM »
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What about posting a pic of your penis and we'll see which vagina moves.
Ya know I would but If my penis were posted on the INTERNET every veiwer's vagina would begin to pulsate ryhthimcally causing untold natural disaster...

The last time I did it 8000 people died in thailand.



 

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« Reply #48 on: Feb 26, 2006, 03:12:17 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: Feb 26, 2006, 03:21:20 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: Feb 26, 2006, 05:25:21 PM »
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What about posting a pic of your penis and we'll see which vagina moves.
I think this should be an even trade, 1 pic of vagina for 1 pic of penis.
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« Reply #51 on: Feb 26, 2006, 09:28:43 PM »
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags. If I say it, it's true.
What's gay about watching a bunch of women in tight, skimpy outfits dance around on the ice?

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Ya know I would but If my penis were posted on the INTERNET every veiwer's vagina would begin to pulsate ryhthimcally causing untold natural disaster...
I didn't know I had a vagina to pulsate.
 
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« Reply #52 on: Feb 26, 2006, 09:38:03 PM »
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags. If I say it, it's true.
What's gay about watching a bunch of women in tight, skimpy outfits dance around on the ice?
While a convincing argument, the fact that they won't be getting naked and/or kissing each other lowers the entertainment value for me.
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« Reply #53 on: Feb 26, 2006, 09:57:41 PM »
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I didn't know I had a vagina to pulsate.
What with all your PMSing I assumed it was a given.

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« Reply #54 on: Feb 26, 2006, 10:15:37 PM »
Hmm, not bad. I guess I was owned.

Thoughts about the olympics:

What kind of name is Apollo Ohno? Every time I see him, I expected him to fly around in a Viper.

The sports I enjoyed watching was halfpipe, skijump, downhill speed skiing, bobsledding, and woman's figure skating. That new sport, the downhill snowboard racing, was cool and reminded me of SSX for some reason. Also, I forgot what it was called but I liked the sport where you ski down a hill, go up a vertical ramp that launches you into the air, and then you do some stunts before falling 50 feet and slamming into the ground. Now that's hardcore.

Also, the air the american women got in halfpipe was sweet.
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« Reply #55 on: Feb 27, 2006, 11:07:08 AM »
Curling may have had a slight advantage this year...



http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/02/24/to....streaker.reut/





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« Reply #56 on: Feb 27, 2006, 01:34:15 PM »
Awesome.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #57 on: Feb 27, 2006, 01:57:46 PM »
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Also, I forgot what it was called but I liked the sport where you ski down a hill, go up a vertical ramp that launches you into the air, and then you do some stunts before falling 50 feet and slamming into the ground. Now that's hardcore.
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« Reply #58 on: Feb 27, 2006, 03:50:08 PM »
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Curling may have had a slight advantage this year...



http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/02/24/to....streaker.reut/





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Awesome.  See you 2007.

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« Reply #59 on: Feb 27, 2006, 03:58:51 PM »
Crap... that background looks like it's from Usagi Yojimbo.  Now I have to stay for at least 5 more posts.

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