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« on: Feb 17, 2006, 10:20:51 PM »
The snowboarding and skiing competitions are pretty cool looking.


Estonia? 3 medals?

Frontside 1260?

Where's Bobsledding? I demand Jamaican bobsledding. And John Candy.


I wanted to see Michelle Kwan finally win a gold medal. And I wanted to see her hot asian ass on ice. Bitch wimped out on me dammit.  :angry:  
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 18, 2006, 09:44:40 PM »
Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day?  I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 18, 2006, 10:50:12 PM »
He just wants the attention.

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 18, 2006, 11:43:35 PM »
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day?  I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
Yeah, you and the rest of America...
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 18, 2006, 11:44:50 PM »
Well there are 14 year old girls... that's why I watch.

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:25:30 AM »
For a min. I thought you where D.  

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« Reply #6 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:29:54 AM »
Fuck winter olympics. fuck every sport on ice/snow!

A teacher from my school is the only representative from his country (thailand). he looked so happy :P  

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:32:08 AM »
When is Snowball fighting going to become a Olympic sport? When God, when?  

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« Reply #8 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:33:10 AM »
What about who can melt more snow by peeing on it? or who can eat a yellow snowcone( a la Jackass) faster?

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:34:23 AM »
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day?  I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
Yeah, you and the rest of America...
Except unlike the rest of America, I'm not watching American Idol.

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« Reply #10 on: Feb 19, 2006, 03:13:42 AM »
Im watching St*r WarzzZZ right now. Poor Lando... IT'S A TRAP!
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 19, 2006, 03:55:27 AM »
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Im watching St*r WarzzZZ right now. Poor Lando... IT'S A TRAP!
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 19, 2006, 04:18:53 AM »
No... Chewbacca does, and it's bigger than his.
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 19, 2006, 11:14:47 AM »
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Except unlike the rest of America, I'm not watching American Idol.
I never have and never will.  I don't really see what the big fucking deal about the show is, other than gaining 15 minutes of fame because you could accurately conform to an awful singing standard...

 
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 19, 2006, 12:21:03 PM »
Admittedly, I watched for some of those fifteen minutes.  I saw auditions when the show first came out and then the last couple of episodes of the first season.  Then the second season came and pissed me off by booting off the most talented singer for having done some smutty pictures, nevermind a chick from season one had supposedly been a stripper.  And then there was this whole "you're too fat" to the girls but "you're a big cuddly teddybear" to grotesque man-blob Ruben.  

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« Reply #15 on: Feb 19, 2006, 12:48:27 PM »
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day?  I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
Hey now, I like watching the snowboarding, the skiing, and the sled track games.  <_<  
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:19:19 PM »
Yourself isn't "besides you", chim-chim.

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« Reply #17 on: Feb 19, 2006, 10:26:50 PM »
The Olympics are a load of shit.  Most of the events are a snoozefest, and a lot of it's political bullshit.
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 19, 2006, 11:06:50 PM »
I like laying on the couch and watching women's icing.  I just go catatonic and fade away into nap time so yeah it's a snoozefest but that's exactly why I turned it on.

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« Reply #19 on: Feb 20, 2006, 12:50:48 AM »
The German's are ahead, once again proving their superior boodlines. A Forth Reich is near!  

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« Reply #20 on: Feb 20, 2006, 03:56:31 AM »
And according to history, this one will last two weeks.
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 20, 2006, 04:04:21 AM »
I meant curling not icing back there like any of you knew there wasn't some obscure winter sport called icing.

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« Reply #22 on: Feb 20, 2006, 05:48:51 AM »
I thought you meant figure skating.

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« Reply #23 on: Feb 20, 2006, 08:58:07 AM »
Depends on what the event is and what's on the Science or Military channels.  :P   I usually like the winter games,  but I'm not very happy with the broadcasting.   Turino is an interesting little city, but you'd think they were covering it from Hillbilly Holler from all they've shown of the place.  

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 20, 2006, 08:58:29 AM »
Depends on what the event is and what's on the Science or Military channels.  :P   I usually like the winter games,  but I'm not very happy with the broadcasting.   Turino is an interesting little city, but you'd think they were covering it from Hillbilly Holler from all they've shown of the place.  

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« Reply #25 on: Feb 20, 2006, 09:34:28 PM »
Bernie's split in two like a cell or virus!


Also, the American skating pair that lost to the Russians live in the suburbs of Detroit just 20 miles from where I live. I swear, that damn thing was rigged, the Russians always win. They won last time only thanks to some stupid French frog judge that changed the vote even though the Canadians won.

The whole fucking games are rigged, I swear. I wonder what KGB agent is behind the scenes?
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« Reply #26 on: Feb 20, 2006, 10:32:31 PM »
Oh snap I remember that!  Fucking french douchebag...like theres any other kind of person over there...

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 21, 2006, 09:39:39 PM »
a 27 year old figure skater and she's hot!!!

And Sasha Cohen's hot too and she's 21!

And a 29 year old?

I don't know why Michelle Kuan says she's too old.
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« Reply #28 on: Feb 21, 2006, 10:44:31 PM »
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a 27 year old figure skater and she's hot!!!

And Sasha Cohen's hot too and she's 21!

And a 29 year old?

I don't know why Michelle Kuan says she's too old.
She hurt herself and she's skated longer than most of the older women in figure skating.
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« Reply #29 on: Feb 22, 2006, 08:20:50 AM »
I'd heard that Michelle was a bit of a bitch as well.  Not many of her fellow skaters are sighing regretfully about what a loss her withdrawal was.  :P

Sasha owned last night.  And the Russian chick's name is SLUTskaya. Huh-huh.  Where's Beavis & Butthead when you need 'em?
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