Bernie's split in two like a cell or virus!
Also, the American skating pair that lost to the Russians live in the suburbs of Detroit just 20 miles from where I live. I swear, that damn thing was rigged, the Russians always win. They won last time only thanks to some stupid French frog judge that changed the vote even though the Canadians won.
The whole fucking games are rigged, I swear. I wonder what KGB agent is behind the scenes?