
I may actually have to see it now.
Liu Kang: "Oh!" *gasp* [sits up in bed] I... I had the strangest dream!
Johnny Cage: [rolls over in bed] There, there.
Liu Kang: Johnny! You're alive! I thought you were dead. *sob!*
Johnny Cage: No, I'm fine. Everything's gonna be
all right.
Raiden: [rolls over in bed] Yes, there, there, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Oh guys!
MK Announcer: FIGHT!
[cue theme music and orgy with bed-lightning]
No, wait, that's just my fanscript: Brokeback Kombat.