Author Topic: 1000 fucking posts (Read 16128 times)

tomduo · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 01:56:08 AM »

Or when it involves a neckhole.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 10:50:53 AM »

I thought I'd seen it all till a fellow Eva fan sent me a set of pics of why Rei wears an eyepatch.

Two words: ocular rape

tomduo · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 11:23:49 AM »

GENDO! NO!!!

Seen it.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 09:17:15 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 11:11:20 PM »

*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

tomduo · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 01:21:32 AM »

I wish there was an uncensored version x.x

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 12:21:39 PM »

Murry the Evil Skull like socket jobs, didn't he?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 12:22:43 PM »

With his attitude and lifestyle, I'll bet he liked a lot of things...

The D · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 09:54:39 PM »

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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.

Urashima is overrated.

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*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

have a copy online?

tomduo · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 10:07:23 PM »

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I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.

Because he draws his women with wonderfully shaped boobs and pubic hair?

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 15, 2005, 05:02:22 PM »

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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.

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*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

have a copy online?

What's a good torrent or file upload site? I got mine from empornium but the torrent was gigantic because it included not just that but just about every hentail eva pic ever made.

The D · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 15, 2005, 09:51:52 PM »

I don't know anything about how to do torrents. I know about rapidshare.de, but that place has a 50mb upload limit.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 15, 2005, 09:57:33 PM »

yeah it's 113.

tomduo · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 01:08:32 AM »

you could do it @ www.puretna.com

I get all my pr0n from there. ^_^

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 04:32:37 AM »

Pretty sad when you pass beyond a loser line that even I cannot follow.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:22:05 AM »

Holy. Freaking. Cow. Martha.

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 01:17:13 PM »

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Pretty sad when you pass beyond a loser line that even I cannot follow.

Well I am sorry that I don't jack off to midgets like you.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 07:55:42 PM »

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Holy. Freaking. Cow. Martha.

They probably have the video of that as well.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:28:41 PM »

Holy freaking god.

The D · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 17, 2005, 09:43:05 PM »

Tom has the one redeeming quality of having a real live girlfriend. Without that, he's nothing.

tomduo · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 17, 2005, 10:15:09 PM »

Dude, 5 inches around. S'all I gotta say.

Phagey · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 17, 2005, 10:23:14 PM »

and half an inch long. Stubby nubby!

Bitch · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 17, 2005, 11:59:57 PM »

Five inches around? Are you planning on fucking Faye or something? o.o

tomduo · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 18, 2005, 12:20:47 AM »

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and half an inch long. Stubby nubby!

Only when you're around, Phagey. The gayness causes it to shrink!

The D · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 19, 2005, 10:56:44 AM »

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Five inches around? Are you planning on fucking Faye or something? o.o

It's circumference, so I have no idea what diameter it would be..

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 19, 2005, 01:59:04 PM »

Ah, high school geometry. How do we miss thee!

Circumference = Diameter times pi ([dohtml]π[/dohtml], or 3.14159)

C = D*[dohtml]π[/dohtml]

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 19, 2005, 09:58:51 PM »

Applied to penii, you then multiple the result by S (swallow) and divide by G (gag).

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Dec 20, 2005, 05:17:25 AM »

I want Pie now.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #58 on:** Dec 20, 2005, 09:41:35 AM »

American Pie?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #59 on:** Dec 20, 2005, 03:53:11 PM »

DON'T SPOIL THE PIE. THE PIE IS SACRED AND SHOULD NEVER BE FOULED BY THE TOUCH OF GENITALIA! Heathens!