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« Reply #30 on: Dec 13, 2005, 01:56:08 AM »
Or when it involves a neckhole.
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« Reply #31 on: Dec 13, 2005, 10:50:53 AM »
I thought I'd seen it all till a fellow Eva fan sent me a set of pics of why Rei wears an eyepatch.

Two words: ocular rape
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« Reply #32 on: Dec 13, 2005, 11:23:49 AM »
GENDO! NO!!!

Seen it.
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« Reply #33 on: Dec 13, 2005, 09:17:15 PM »
EW!

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« Reply #34 on: Dec 13, 2005, 11:11:20 PM »
*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

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« Reply #35 on: Dec 14, 2005, 01:21:32 AM »
I wish there was an uncensored version x.x
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 14, 2005, 12:21:39 PM »
Murry the Evil Skull like socket jobs, didn't he?  :P  
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« Reply #37 on: Dec 14, 2005, 12:22:43 PM »
With his attitude and lifestyle, I'll bet he liked a lot of things...
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 14, 2005, 09:54:39 PM »
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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.

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*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

have a copy online?
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« Reply #39 on: Dec 14, 2005, 10:07:23 PM »
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I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.
Because he draws his women with wonderfully shaped boobs and pubic hair?
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« Reply #40 on: Dec 15, 2005, 05:02:22 PM »
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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.

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*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

have a copy online?
What's a good torrent or file upload site? I got mine from empornium but the torrent was gigantic because it included not just that but just about every hentail eva pic ever made.

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« Reply #41 on: Dec 15, 2005, 09:51:52 PM »
I don't know anything about how to do torrents. I know about rapidshare.de, but that place has a 50mb upload limit.
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« Reply #42 on: Dec 15, 2005, 09:57:33 PM »
yeah it's 113.

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« Reply #43 on: Dec 16, 2005, 01:08:32 AM »
you could do it @ www.puretna.com

I get all my pr0n from there. ^_^
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« Reply #44 on: Dec 16, 2005, 04:32:37 AM »
Pretty sad when you pass beyond a loser line that even I cannot follow.  

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« Reply #45 on: Dec 16, 2005, 09:22:05 AM »
Holy. Freaking. Cow. Martha.

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« Reply #46 on: Dec 16, 2005, 01:17:13 PM »
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Pretty sad when you pass beyond a loser line that even I cannot follow.
Well I am sorry that I don't jack off to midgets like you.  :(  
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« Reply #47 on: Dec 16, 2005, 07:55:42 PM »
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Holy. Freaking. Cow. Martha.
They probably have the video of that as well.

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« Reply #48 on: Dec 16, 2005, 09:28:41 PM »
Holy freaking god.

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« Reply #49 on: Dec 17, 2005, 09:43:05 PM »
Tom has the one redeeming quality of having a real live girlfriend. Without that, he's nothing.
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« Reply #50 on: Dec 17, 2005, 10:15:09 PM »
Dude, 5 inches around. S'all I gotta say.
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« Reply #51 on: Dec 17, 2005, 10:23:14 PM »
and half an inch long. Stubby nubby!

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« Reply #52 on: Dec 17, 2005, 11:59:57 PM »
Five inches around? Are you planning on fucking Faye or something? o.o

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« Reply #53 on: Dec 18, 2005, 12:20:47 AM »
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and half an inch long. Stubby nubby!
Only when you're around, Phagey. The gayness causes it to shrink!
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« Reply #54 on: Dec 19, 2005, 10:56:44 AM »
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Five inches around? Are you planning on fucking Faye or something? o.o
It's circumference, so I have no idea what diameter it would be..
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« Reply #55 on: Dec 19, 2005, 01:59:04 PM »
Ah, high school geometry.  How do we miss thee!

Circumference = Diameter times pi ([dohtml]π[/dohtml], or 3.14159)

C = D*[dohtml]π[/dohtml]
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« Reply #56 on: Dec 19, 2005, 09:58:51 PM »
Applied to penii, you then multiple the result by S (swallow) and divide by G (gag).

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« Reply #57 on: Dec 20, 2005, 05:17:25 AM »
I want Pie now.  

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« Reply #58 on: Dec 20, 2005, 09:41:35 AM »
American Pie?
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« Reply #59 on: Dec 20, 2005, 03:53:11 PM »
DON'T SPOIL THE PIE. THE PIE IS SACRED AND SHOULD NEVER BE FOULED BY THE TOUCH OF GENITALIA! Heathens!

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