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tomduo · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 30, 2005, 01:32:48 PM »

awesome. A lil unclean, though.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 30, 2005, 02:24:40 PM »

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Did you know that if you ever need to prove that something is 6 inches just whip out a dollar?

that sucks. 6 inches is too small

Merla · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 30, 2005, 02:32:20 PM »

What are you talking about? Too small for what?!?

Speaking of which a dude once told me he was only 3. I was like bloody hell why are you telling me this. Why would anyone give out the information willingly?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 30, 2005, 04:15:08 PM »

HAHAHA
maybe he was joking, like when Colin Farrell said he was only 2 inches long. Maybe he's not lying, now that I think about it....hmmmm.......
6 inch long= small

Max Con · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 30, 2005, 08:54:53 PM »

Above average =/= small.

tomduo · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 12:24:13 AM »

Yeah, most guys are 4-5. And since you only have nerve endings in the entrance, size doesn't matter. Thickness does.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 05:32:18 AM »

I'm pretty sure 6 is average... unless we're talking about girth... which I'm certain we're not. I find 3, at least if that's his hard mesurement, to be extremely hard to believe, as there's very little variation in hard penis length. It's rare for guys to deviate from 6 by more than an inch. Even 4-5 sounds pretty extra ordinary.

But yeah. Most of the nerve endings are all near the entrace.

But then I've heard different things from different sources adn the bottom line is I haven't gone around looking at a lot of hard penises in my day and certainly haven't done so with a ruler.

But whatever the numbers mean if it gets the job done that's what's important.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 09:18:44 AM »

This conversation is making me question my manliness.

tomduo · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 09:37:44 AM »

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I'm pretty sure 6 is average... unless we're talking about girth... which I'm certain we're not. I find 3, at least if that's his hard mesurement, to be extremely hard to believe, as there's very little variation in hard penis length. It's rare for guys to deviate from 6 by more than an inch. Even 4-5 sounds pretty extra ordinary.

But yeah. Most of the nerve endings are all near the entrace.

But then I've heard different things from different sources adn the bottom line is I haven't gone around looking at a lot of hard penises in my day and certainly haven't done so with a ruler.

But whatever the numbers mean if it gets the job done that's what's important.

The lady from Sex talk with Sue (who is Canadian), Sue, talks about this alot. Guys and girls asking about size. 4-5 is the average size for all males (Blacks included), and most feelings that bigger is better is purely psycological, on both the girl and guy's part.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 11:00:53 AM »

What's completely useless? A man who's eight foot tall, has a 2 inch weiner, and can't play basketball.

And I'm sorry, but anyone who says the average size can't satisfy them either has an unusually large snatch, is a slut, or both.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 11:23:39 AM »

Having an above average penis sometimes causes problems if you're the relationship type. Sure that crying hentai style sex is hot the first few times but you start to feel a little guilty for rolling over every morning and hurting someone who can't orgasm because they're in too much pain. So you cling to the belief that if you keep doing it over and over again it will eventually stretch her out because let's face it, that's all you've got left to hope for.

tomduo · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 11:42:01 AM »

There's actually a condition where the girl's snatch is fucked up, and it hurts to fuck. It's some itis disease, and it requires a simple surgery. The program of it had a couple, and the wife didn't enjoy fucking and the husband was fed up. She had it done, and now they fuck all day. They said it more tastefully on the show.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 11:46:13 AM »

I heard about that condition. There is also a laser surgery process now that can actually make women tighter and also remove the "roast beef" look from their labia. I wouldn't mind doing that for a living...

"So what line of work are you into?"

"I blast pussies with lasers...all day"

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 02:49:59 PM »

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What's completely useless? A man who's eight foot tall, has a 2 inch weiner, and can't play basketball.

And I'm sorry, but anyone who says the average size can't satisfy them either has an unusually large snatch, is a slut, or both.

you and tom must have small penises, especially since you seem to defend the " 4 to 5 inches is right" thing. well, screw THAT, small penises are useless. and no im not a slut but if i wanted to get fucked by a penis the size of a finger, i would do it myself.

tomduo · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 03:06:21 PM »

Never said it's right, I said it's average.

And mine is 6''. While not the strapping eight inches that seems to be the norm online, I get the job done. My tongue is fucking long though.

But you probably have bigger cocks than us, Faye.

Guest · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 01, 2005, 03:57:39 PM »

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And I'm sorry, but anyone who says the average size can't satisfy them either has an unusually large snatch, is a slut, or both.

Sounds like someone we know.

tomduo · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 03, 2005, 02:21:25 PM »

Bitch?

Bitch · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 03, 2005, 04:45:38 PM »

Hey! I'm a virgin there. >.>

tomduo · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 03, 2005, 04:49:38 PM »

That is a shame. You need a hot girl and fast.

Bitch · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 03, 2005, 07:04:46 PM »

I know! Or at least a nice effeminite guy.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 04, 2005, 12:03:52 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 04, 2005, 02:34:05 PM »

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But you probably have bigger cocks than us, Faye.

Maybe I should stop hooking up with latin guys and start hooking up white guys, HEH??

actually, my ex ex bf (white and half jewish) had a huge penis, might Buddha bless him.

Bitch · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 04, 2005, 04:58:31 PM »

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Purple is a bad color on you. :|

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 04, 2005, 10:30:20 PM »

I dunno, it's kinda working for me.

IDE · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 05, 2005, 07:56:30 PM »

Hawt!

Bitch · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 05, 2005, 08:02:11 PM »

But - mysterious sticky-looking stain, on the right, right under his left 'breast'.

D · « **Reply #57 on:** Dec 05, 2005, 10:01:19 PM »

There's a hurricane that's formed during a time when there's supposed to be no hurricanes.

Also, it's much colder around here than it should be. crazy.

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Dec 05, 2005, 11:24:42 PM »

That's just Hell freezing over, don't worry about it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Dec 06, 2005, 01:26:41 AM »

Aww its snowing right nnow! its beautiful!

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