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« on: Aug 30, 2005, 09:24:15 AM »
"Members celebrating a birthday today: None."
My ass!!!

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 30, 2005, 09:34:46 AM »
:happybirthday:  :bernie: !!!

Go to your controls and list your birthday so you don't have this heartbreak next year.  :)  

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 30, 2005, 12:36:22 PM »
happy b daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 30, 2005, 01:20:14 PM »
Yeah, day birth, happy, thing, yes.
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 30, 2005, 10:43:36 PM »
Happy Birthday to you!  And to your ass, too! :happybirthday:

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 31, 2005, 02:43:54 AM »
Actually his ass was born a day before. He was breech. E's Ass was born at 11:59 and the rest of him popped out two mins later at 12:01.

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 31, 2005, 07:52:08 AM »
Oh your stunning wit once again strikes me at my core.
Go play Makai Kingdom!

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 31, 2005, 10:37:12 AM »
I always thought my wit was more ravishing then stunning.  

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« Reply #8 on: Aug 31, 2005, 03:14:35 PM »
Didja eat Emu?

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« Reply #9 on: Aug 31, 2005, 11:28:58 PM »
Sorry, unless you're an attractive female I don't give a rat's ass.

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 01, 2005, 12:21:49 AM »
E could've been faking all these years.  The E actually stands for Eva....



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« Reply #11 on: Sep 01, 2005, 08:17:26 AM »
God, that bitch is annoying.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 01, 2005, 09:57:43 AM »
Yeah, I actually don't like her either.  She was just the first E-named actress I could come up with.

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 01, 2005, 02:13:57 PM »
Eva seems a little busy.  Maybe he's really Sheila E.  Don't think she has much to do these days.
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 01, 2005, 02:33:18 PM »
My best friend's birthday is August 30. As is Michael Chiklis'. And Robert Crumb's, and Mary Shelley's.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 01, 2005, 07:17:04 PM »
Mary Shelley, the Frankenstein author?

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 02, 2005, 08:28:10 AM »
No some other famous Mary Shelley.  Yes the author!   :rolleyes:  Speaking of which I still have Frankenstein checked out from the Library and sittting on my shelf.  I've read only the preface.  Hopefully I can get to it after I finish reading Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear.  

BTW HAPPY BELATED DAY OF BIRTH EMMY!    :)
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 02, 2005, 01:09:51 PM »
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Eva seems a little busy.  Maybe he's really Sheila E.  Don't think she has much to do these days.
Yeah, just a website where she and her drumkit  relive the glamourous life of the eighties.  Without love, I guess it ain't much.  Nope, it ain't much.

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 02, 2005, 01:31:44 PM »
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No some other famous Mary Shelley.  Yes the author!   :rolleyes:  Speaking of which I still have Frankenstein checked out from the Library and sittting on my shelf.  I've read only the preface.  Hopefully I can get to it after I finish reading Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear.  

BTW HAPPY BELATED DAY OF BIRTH EMMY!    :)
Frankenstein is so sad, I read it last term :'(

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 02, 2005, 02:45:06 PM »
Yeah, it was especially heartbreaking when Frankenstein had to shoot Old Yeller, only to find that himself, Jack, and the other boys were finally being rescued from the island.

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 03, 2005, 09:19:58 AM »
And don't forget what they did to Christopher Robbin......

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 03, 2005, 09:23:04 AM »
Yeah, who knew that White Supremacists would viciously rape him for being friends with Pooh-bear...
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 03, 2005, 08:36:57 PM »
Little did they know that their "friendship" merely constituted of Pooh-bear brutally raping him because he thought Chris was a white supremacist.

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« Reply #23 on: Sep 03, 2005, 11:32:34 PM »
See...that's an M. Night Shama...Shyama  (looks at back of Sixth Sense Box) Shyamalan twist right there!
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« Reply #24 on: Sep 04, 2005, 10:46:48 PM »
Shama-lama-ding-dong!

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« Reply #25 on: Sep 04, 2005, 10:49:32 PM »
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Yeah, it was especially heartbreaking when Frankenstein had to shoot Old Yeller, only to find that himself, Jack, and the other boys were finally being rescued from the island.
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