Author Topic: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today? (Read 7182 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Aug 30, 2005, 09:24:15 AM »

"Members celebrating a birthday today: None."
My ass!!!

Bernie · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 09:34:46 AM »

!!!

Go to your controls and list your birthday so you don't have this heartbreak next year.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 12:36:22 PM »

happy b daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 01:20:14 PM »

Yeah, day birth, happy, thing, yes.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 10:43:36 PM »

Happy Birthday to you! And to your ass, too!

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 02:43:54 AM »

Actually his ass was born a day before. He was breech. E's Ass was born at 11:59 and the rest of him popped out two mins later at 12:01.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 07:52:08 AM »

Oh your stunning wit once again strikes me at my core.
Go play Makai Kingdom!

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 10:37:12 AM »

I always thought my wit was more ravishing then stunning.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 03:14:35 PM »

Didja eat Emu?

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 11:28:58 PM »

Sorry, unless you're an attractive female I don't give a rat's ass.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 12:21:49 AM »

E could've been faking all these years. The E actually stands for Eva....

...Longoria! Think about it.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 08:17:26 AM »

God, that bitch is annoying.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 09:57:43 AM »

Yeah, I actually don't like her either. She was just the first E-named actress I could come up with.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 02:13:57 PM »

Eva seems a little busy. Maybe he's really Sheila E. Don't think she has much to do these days.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 02:33:18 PM »

My best friend's birthday is August 30. As is Michael Chiklis'. And Robert Crumb's, and Mary Shelley's.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 07:17:04 PM »

Mary Shelley, the Frankenstein author?

Merla · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 08:28:10 AM »

No some other famous Mary Shelley. Yes the author! :rolleyes: Speaking of which I still have Frankenstein checked out from the Library and sittting on my shelf. I've read only the preface. Hopefully I can get to it after I finish reading Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear.

BTW HAPPY BELATED DAY OF BIRTH EMMY!

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 01:09:51 PM »

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Eva seems a little busy. Maybe he's really Sheila E. Don't think she has much to do these days.

Yeah, just a website where she and her drumkit relive the glamourous life of the eighties. Without love, I guess it ain't much. Nope, it ain't much.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 01:31:44 PM »

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No some other famous Mary Shelley. Yes the author! :rolleyes: Speaking of which I still have Frankenstein checked out from the Library and sittting on my shelf. I've read only the preface. Hopefully I can get to it after I finish reading Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear.

BTW HAPPY BELATED DAY OF BIRTH EMMY!

Frankenstein is so sad, I read it last term :'(

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 02:45:06 PM »

Yeah, it was especially heartbreaking when Frankenstein had to shoot Old Yeller, only to find that himself, Jack, and the other boys were finally being rescued from the island.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 03, 2005, 09:19:58 AM »

And don't forget what they did to Christopher Robbin......

Extra Zero · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 03, 2005, 09:23:04 AM »

Yeah, who knew that White Supremacists would viciously rape him for being friends with Pooh-bear...

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 03, 2005, 08:36:57 PM »

Little did they know that their "friendship" merely constituted of Pooh-bear brutally raping him because he thought Chris was a white supremacist.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 03, 2005, 11:32:34 PM »

See...that's an M. Night Shama...Shyama (looks at back of Sixth Sense Box) Shyamalan twist right there!

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 04, 2005, 10:46:48 PM »

Shama-lama-ding-dong!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 04, 2005, 10:49:32 PM »

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Yeah, it was especially heartbreaking when Frankenstein had to shoot Old Yeller, only to find that himself, Jack, and the other boys were finally being rescued from the island.

Author Topic: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today? (Read 7182 times)

Bernie