Author Topic: An old nickname coined here.. (Read 6335 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Aug 04, 2005, 10:45:52 PM »

First of all, let's keep the jokes that'll come from this thread tasteful, humorous, and not totally ignorant, cause I'm in a pretty good mood about this, and am quite relieved.
Now, over the last year or so, a couple of my relatives had had cancer. My Uncle died from it, and my grandmother is in remission from it...
So when I found a lump in my ass, my first thought was colon cancer.
This last week I went to the doctor......and it was hemmroids. Bit of a relief, let me tell you. It was a bit silly of me to worry that it was cancer (I'm a little young for it), looking back, but still.

So as I was walking out of the office, I recalled a nickname somebody coined around these parts, back in my "Matt Black aka Mr. Emerid" days, and I actually laughed.
"Mr. Hemeroid."
Har Har Har.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 04, 2005, 10:54:40 PM »

Tasteful, humorous, and not totally ignorant? You do know where you are don't you?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 12:34:50 AM »

People used to call me "Megatron No".

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 12:44:21 AM »

Im a fucking Dark Lord of the Sith.

What were you doing, feeling up your anus?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 03:02:23 AM »

No, I'm no poser.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 09:35:31 AM »

Dark Lord? DORK Lord maybe.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 10:59:20 AM »

Still, why were you feeling up your ASS?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 02:07:56 PM »

-_- Everybody has to go to the bathroom sometime. There was no "Feeling up".

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 04:31:57 PM »

Yeah, sometimes you wipe and find a prize.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 07:55:05 PM »

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Still, why were you feeling up your ASS?

I understand hemroids cause pain while defecating on the Dark Lord's face.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 08:30:36 PM »

And How!

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 09:32:12 PM »

That is why i wear the helmet and lock my door now when I sleep.

Sick fucks.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 06, 2005, 10:39:38 AM »

Remember! In the field, the Dark lord's helmet is dual use!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 08, 2005, 11:59:00 AM »

Which is why he hates those "report immediately" emergency musters....

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 08, 2005, 02:19:15 PM »

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That is why i wear the helmet and lock my door now when I sleep.

Sick fucks.

Come on admit it...You lock your door at night cause you don't want anyone walking in on you while you are "Choking your Admiral Ozzel."

Guest · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 08, 2005, 03:43:26 PM »

It's scary to think of all those people who don't properly wipe and wash their asses.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 08, 2005, 04:08:31 PM »

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That is why i wear the helmet and lock my door now when I sleep.

Sick fucks.
Come on admit it...You lock your door at night cause you don't want anyone walking in on you while you are "Choking your Admiral Ozzel."

Hey, I didn't hear you bitching when I made you the Admiral.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 09, 2005, 01:26:35 AM »

Yeah you did....I said that if you were getting paid for this you could at least TRY to be good at it.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 09, 2005, 01:55:42 AM »

...I need to find an A-Wing pilot.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 10, 2005, 11:37:31 PM »

Try a B wing'er.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 11:28:08 AM »

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It's scary to think of all those people who don't properly wipe and wash their asses.

[doHTML]Probably also a huge part of the percentage that doesn't wash their hands. And also a huge percentage of those people that stick their fingers in their mouths and want to hand <S>me</S> you money. God, I hate that. Stop picking your teeth, fucker! Don't touch me, fucker![/doHTML]

Author Topic: An old nickname coined here.. (Read 6335 times)

Guest