Author Topic: ROD TV Review.... (Read 25797 times)

MegatronYES · « **Reply #90 on:** Jul 17, 2005, 03:29:20 AM »

Stupid post.

The D · « **Reply #91 on:** Jul 17, 2005, 10:19:42 PM »

No Troma? WTF?

Derrick · « **Reply #92 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 11:05:13 AM »

What the hell...

B E C K · « **Reply #93 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 02:35:54 PM »

Looks like the legions of Blockbuster customers must go elsewhere to get their fill of such classic hits like "Buttcrack", "Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs", "Surf Nazis Must Die", "Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters", "Fatty Drives the Bus", "I Spit On Your Corpse", "Killer Condom", and "Tales from the Crapper".

Rama · « **Reply #94 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 03:31:29 PM »

I still can't believe the Toxic Avenger got his own cartoon.

Of course so did Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #95 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 08:34:57 PM »

And Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ended with the bad guy winning! How Cool was THAT?

B E C K · « **Reply #96 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 09:47:42 PM »

I have never seen that movie. I remember some of the cartoon theme song though. "Tomatoes! Tomatoes! TOMATOES!"

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #97 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 01:04:45 AM »

NEVER SEE THAT MOVIE. EVER. STRIKE FROM YOUR MIND THAT IT EVEN EXISTS BECAUSE IT DOES NOT. IT IS A BLACK HOLE OF THE FILM INDUSTRY, A MERE ILLUSION THAT WILL NEVER BLACKEN YOUR VIEW LEST YOUR MIND FALTER AND BE CRUSHED UNDER IT'S IMMENSE WEIGHT OF EVIL.

B E C K · « **Reply #98 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 01:47:21 AM »

Crazy? Is that you?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #99 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 08:27:24 AM »

YES. CRAZY BECAUSE I HAVE LOOKED UNTO THE HORROR THAT IS ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES THE MOVIE AND MY MIND IS NOW IN SHAMBLES. AND THE MOVIE BROKE MY KEYBOARD TOO.

Rama · « **Reply #100 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 02:55:12 PM »

Now you're just making me WANT to see it. It's like a forbidden fruit, litteraly.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #101 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 03:27:56 PM »

DO NOT BITE. BY ALL THAT IS ILLUMINATED BY THE GLOW OF QUALITY AND HIGH STANDARDS, DO NOT BITE INTO THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT THAT GLOWS WITH THE DARKNESS OF EVIL!

Rama · « **Reply #102 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 03:53:28 PM »

Wonder if Blockbuster has it.....Hmmmmmmm

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #103 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 04:03:18 PM »

NO! IT WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL! DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE SINISTER SERPENT OF THE GARDEN KNOWN AS BLOCKBUSTER!

B E C K · « **Reply #104 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 10:32:20 PM »

You're kinda making me curious as well. I won't pay to see it though.

Derrick · « **Reply #105 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 11:48:14 PM »

I never rent anymore. Most DVDs can be found really cheap.

Fiero · « **Reply #106 on:** Jul 20, 2005, 10:07:28 PM »

You could probally find it at Wal-Mart or something for a dollar or something. I actually enjoyed it in the same way I enjoyed 'Them,' and 'The Birds,' and 'The Day the World Stayed Still."

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #107 on:** Jul 22, 2005, 08:21:52 AM »

I like the cheesy old Hammer horror films with Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing. You can find compilations with 2-3 on a disc for $9.99.

Merla · « **Reply #108 on:** Jul 22, 2005, 12:26:32 PM »

I remeber seeing the name Peter Cushing in the original St*r WarzzZZ credits. Christopher Lee I know has reputation for being in hundreds of movies but I can only name like 2.

Derrick · « **Reply #109 on:** Jul 22, 2005, 01:48:48 PM »

That's because we're not Brittish.

plus, Alec Guiness was gay.

Guest · « **Reply #110 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 10:32:44 PM »

And how!

Derrick · « **Reply #111 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 11:16:42 PM »

He had group sex in male bathhouses in India, and beat his wife daily.

I now think of Ewan more as Obi Wan. The whole singing thing is alot less gay.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #112 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 02:05:37 AM »

Ewan McGregor is an Aries.

Derrick · « **Reply #113 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 11:16:58 AM »

But I bet he never engaged in a gangrape in an Indian public rest room.

Rama · « **Reply #114 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 04:35:55 PM »

He is still young, give him time.

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Jul 26, 2005, 10:57:16 PM »

Ewan will never be Obi Wan. Fucking Alec Guiness 4-EVA!

Derrick · « **Reply #116 on:** Jul 26, 2005, 11:34:43 PM »

He is Fuckin Alec Guiness, FUCKING GAY GUINESS!

But still, he did rock for an old guy, sexual perversions and wife abuse aside.

Rama · « **Reply #117 on:** Jul 26, 2005, 11:47:13 PM »

I think Ewan did a pretty good job as Obi-wan Kenobi. Hell had Portman or Hayden put half the effort into it that Ewan did I might be able to stomach them in their roles.

B E C K · « **Reply #118 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 09:20:44 PM »

I would like to tie Portman and Christensen together and burn them collectively.

Derrick · « **Reply #119 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 09:29:38 PM »

But she has such a hot tummy!

Author Topic: ROD TV Review.... (Read 25797 times)

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