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C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« on: Jan 31, 2022, 12:32:59 PM »

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #1 on: Feb 02, 2022, 01:39:53 AM »
I'm looking forward to this, but like... by the time it actually comes out I'll probably have forgotten about it.

Unless they keep dropping teasers over the next YEAR.

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #2 on: Feb 02, 2022, 08:09:14 AM »
It comes out this December and we're already done with January. And I'm sure Netflix will do a flood of ads this fall to remind you it's coming.

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #3 on: Feb 11, 2022, 09:01:16 AM »
I never thought I'd see the day Idris Elba was the voice of Knuckles the Echidna. Not sure how this relates to cricket tits but I didn't think it deserved a new thread or anything.


Also, they gave Tails a five-head and I can't stop laughing. :lmao:

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #4 on: Feb 24, 2022, 08:10:18 AM »
I saw the Rescue Rangers trailer the other day. I'm actually sorta interested in this. I think it's the only way they could've gone with it. The concept was already played straight in the cartoon and, as I've said maybe twice now, RR has not aged well

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 24, 2022, 04:17:36 PM »
The voices, though. :puke:

Also, the fake 2D. That recent Tom & Jerry movie had the same ugly shit.

"It's actually 3D, but we made it LOOK like 2D! You can't tell the difference!"

Except, yeah I can. They kind of just look like cel-shaded character models in a Dreamcast game.

Okay, that's hyperbole, but I still think it looks like ass.

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« Reply #6 on: Feb 24, 2022, 05:40:06 PM »
That's fair to say. I figure most stuff these days manages to look like ass; so them doing the whole "it was a tv show all along" and leaning into that with the "real world" looking fake and like ass? It makes it all feel more real to me somehow. :lol:

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #7 on: Aug 04, 2022, 11:23:17 AM »
I realized I forgot to post moar C R I C K E T  T I T S. The trailer gets an F from me. Not because of content but because it's one of those YouTube videos that auto-resizes my captions to be fucking tiny and I will never not hate that shit.


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« Reply #8 on: Aug 04, 2022, 11:35:40 PM »
I swear to Christ I replied to this thread. Did I just forget to hit post? I'm fucking losing it.

Pretty much all I had to say was I couldn't tell if that was real stop-motion or not, because recently they've been able to fake it very convincingly using straight CG. And this one animator on YouTube has produced some impressive examples:




Also, they got Obi-Wan to play Jiminy Cricket? That's a win in my book!

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« Reply #9 on: Aug 04, 2022, 11:43:25 PM »
My bad. "Jiminy" is strictly a Disney creation. Looking like a corporate bootlicker over here.

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #10 on: Aug 05, 2022, 01:25:22 AM »
Obi-Wan is Sebastian J. Cricket. The character in the actual story is apparently just a generic talking cricket or something. So, yeah, Jiminy is Disney only.

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 29, 2022, 06:00:41 PM »
Did we talk about the new Pinocchio that's on Disney+? HOLY FUCK. Why even bother? Shit is harrowing.

What's with Tom Hanks dressing up and doing egregious accents? Fuck me! Nah, nah, nah. Fuck HIM.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 29, 2022, 10:09:00 PM »
Wait, wait, wait.  Tom Hanks does an accent?  He tries to be Italian or something?  Ha ha, that shit's too funny.

And, no, we didn't talk about the non-"cricket tits" Disney version. At least not in this thread. I thought I had posted a comment or something about people shittin' themselves over the black Blue Fairy. Although I heard she was barely in the movie so whatever. I watched a clip of it and she appears so out of place. And I don't mean her race. Her look and her sound... it's like it'd suit a modern retelling of the story more so than a remake of the Disney animated version. Just crib the damn look you already had, you wankers. Get this same actress and do everything except the blonde hair. And the colors in the scene are so dark. She's a fairy. Give her some more light.


Pinnocks-nocks and our boy Jim looked like pure ass BTW. Why bother having a live-action version of the story and then animate them like they were pulled out of the cartoon? This looks like a student project or experimental short film going by the clip. If I didn't know about this movie, I wouldn't have thought it was a piece of an actual Disney film. Yikes on bikes.

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 30, 2022, 02:27:11 PM »
If you think his Geppetto is funny, you should hear his Colonel Tom Parker in Baz Luhrmann's Elvis. Not to mention they also stick him in a fat suit/facial prosthetics in that one.

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #14 on: Sep 30, 2022, 11:08:37 PM »
The title of this thread promised cricket tits.

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #15 on: Oct 01, 2022, 09:36:01 PM »
They're there in the first trailer.

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Re: C R I C K E T __ T I T S
« Reply #16 on: Oct 03, 2022, 09:33:34 AM »
Eh...those Ewan McGregor man cricket tits.

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« Reply #17 on: Dec 10, 2022, 03:25:17 AM »
Bruh... this movie was amazing. If Disney wasn't already embarrassed about that Tom Hanks turd they pushed out back in September, they'd fucking better be now. Night and fucking day. Absolute creativity versus creative bankruptcy.

Guillermo wins. Fatality.

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« Reply #18 on: Dec 24, 2022, 05:13:22 PM »
Okay, now tell me what you didn't like about this movie. It's okay. I might even agree with some of your points.

It's been a couple of weeks and I can admit that I may have been a bit hyperbolic in my estimation. I just love what they did with it. It's so fucking weird. Like how Geppetto initially reacts to Pinocchio coming to life. Hilarious. And all the anti-war sentiment that permeates it. And the straight-up larger-than-life crucifix complete with spoken story relevance! Like it's Jesus on the cross front and center and they acknowledge it!

Never would Disney go down that road. NEVER.

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« Reply #19 on: Dec 26, 2022, 10:11:33 AM »
I, um, haven't gotten around to seeing it yet. Merla and I watched the only two Home Alone movies instead. The only two.

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« Reply #20 on: Dec 26, 2022, 12:41:58 PM »
Oh! Nice picks. Holiday classics, to be sure.