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« on: Apr 26, 2005, 11:21:45 PM »
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Fucking brilliant.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 26, 2005, 11:43:22 PM »
I assume you mean first new episode.  As well as "seen".

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« Reply #2 on: Apr 27, 2005, 11:01:41 AM »
Haha.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:08:59 PM »
Max sent me the link last week.  Good stuff.

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:19:16 PM »
Christians don't believe in Gravity, and neither do evil Sith Lords.

Justice will hold us to the planet.

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 27, 2005, 11:28:46 PM »
Tom's posts make me feel like I'm reading a really gay fortune cookie.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 28, 2005, 07:26:29 AM »
Wow. Confucius say... insert lightsaber here.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 28, 2005, 11:23:12 PM »
Exactly.







In the pooper.

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2005, 09:42:23 PM »
Family Guy ep was good.  American Dad is still crap.  I couldn't even sit through it.  I'll be surprised if it lasts to the end of the year.

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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2005, 10:04:38 PM »
You can't eat all those hamburgers, you silly man.

AD had more good jokes than the pilot, but still not nearly enough to keep it alive.

Fat Bart was a brief return to the Simpsons' glory days.

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2005, 10:44:54 PM »
I couldn't even crack a smile at AD.  Family Guy though...  "I don't have to listen to you!  You're a dog!  You don't have a soul!"

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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2005, 10:50:34 PM »
Hey, that doesn't look like Sakai. Who drew that? Tell me!

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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2005, 10:53:40 PM »
I just remembered the G.I. Joe PSA. Hahahahaha. Delightful.

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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2005, 10:54:42 PM »
I'll agree with Joe on the Simpsons thing.  Fat Bart was wonderful, and the Ray Romano episode was amusing too.

Family Guy got a few chuckles out of me.

American Dad sucked ass.  Hard

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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2005, 10:59:54 PM »
I didn't hate American Dad. I mean come on ya can't beat bum fights. But it's not that good.

Family Guy is the indisputable greatest piece of entertainment mankind has ever produced in my mind. But they need to move the time cause I have to watch the last three episodes of Desperate Housewives. Damn my Tivolessness!

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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2005, 11:09:19 PM »
joe:  No idea who drew it.  Got it from here:  http://www.zilverendolfijn.nl/zd/zd.pl?a=f...k=USAGIYOJ&f=ss


Chuck:  You don't have a VCR?

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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2005, 12:25:50 AM »
MegatronYES doesn't have CABLE.  You find it hard to believe that his friends are as ill-equipped?
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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2005, 12:31:40 AM »
B-but it's a VCR.  It doesn't have a monthly bill.  Unless you rent one, I guess.

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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2005, 01:03:04 AM »
You're calling me ill-equiped, when I'm the one with an actually raped sister.
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2005, 01:30:37 AM »
Okay, okay.  Calm down peg-leg...
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« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2005, 02:59:16 AM »
I have the same problem. I gave up DH for Family GUy tonight only because it was the first new episode but next week DH will own my tv again.

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« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2005, 06:02:13 AM »
Of course I have a VCR but as it's recording capabilities are shoddy at best I must devote it solely to videotaping non-copy protected pr0n that I rent. I'm already running out of video tapes and I have a drawer full of 8-hour tapes. I must buy more, the pr0n archive must be preserved for future generations.

And I don't have cable right now either. Ever since Comcast caught us. We would've started stealing it again but the guy who was gonna hook it up for us kept trying to talk me into having sex with him. It would've been funny if it wasn't so frightening disgusting.

I didn't have a VCR for a long while too. Last one got stolen. I figured since he had a knife I wouldn't put up much of a fight. Wouldn't want to get my throat slit over a damn VCR. That's what happens when your house is pretty much a crack den.
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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2005, 08:34:36 AM »
you need to learn about the powet of bittorrent.

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« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2005, 10:12:27 AM »
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I have the same problem. I gave up DH for Family GUy tonight only because it was the first new episode but next week DH will own my tv again.
i hate DH. Its a pathetic attempt to copy Sex and the City

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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2005, 01:49:55 PM »
The Simpsons were good, but not hilarious.

"Krishna Krispies?  Amazonkers?  These look like snacks I could enjoy!  Dalai Lamonade!"

Family Guy was hilarious though.

American Dad was meh.  The alien and the fish I don't get.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2005, 02:05:57 PM »
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I have the same problem. I gave up DH for Family GUy tonight only because it was the first new episode but next week DH will own my tv again.
i hate DH. Its a pathetic attempt to copy Sex and the City
The women on Desparate Housewives are no where near as stupid as those Sex In the City witches.

Charlotte is a piece of ass though.

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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2005, 02:58:27 PM »
oh shut up, DH are lame housewives that dont have shit to do

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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2005, 05:19:50 PM »
that's the whole point!!

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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2005, 06:45:43 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2005, 12:40:10 AM »
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oh shut up, DH are lame housewives that dont have shit to do
I hear they have sex and manage their household.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you