Of course I have a VCR but as it's recording capabilities are shoddy at best I must devote it solely to videotaping non-copy protected pr0n that I rent. I'm already running out of video tapes and I have a drawer full of 8-hour tapes. I must buy more, the pr0n archive must be preserved for future generations.
And I don't have cable right now either. Ever since Comcast caught us. We would've started stealing it again but the guy who was gonna hook it up for us kept trying to talk me into having sex with him. It would've been funny if it wasn't so frightening disgusting.
I didn't have a VCR for a long while too. Last one got stolen. I figured since he had a knife I wouldn't put up much of a fight. Wouldn't want to get my throat slit over a damn VCR. That's what happens when your house is pretty much a crack den.