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« on: Apr 15, 2005, 04:34:48 PM »
so i would know more aobut fucking computers.


anyone knows aobut a good dvd coded i can dl? the one i have right now wants me to change my screen resolution and when i do it everything(letters and icons) get bigger. its like the retarded version
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 15, 2005, 05:14:13 PM »
If you were a man, it wouldn't necessarily mean you'd know any more about computers than you do now.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 15, 2005, 05:14:58 PM »
And meanwhile you'd have tons of disappointed fans.
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 15, 2005, 05:18:25 PM »
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If you were a man, it wouldn't necessarily mean you'd know any more about computers than you do now.
i think men know more about computers than women. you know cause pr0n and all of that
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 15, 2005, 05:19:23 PM »
:lol:!!  Okay, I can see how you'd come to that conclusion then.
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 15, 2005, 05:51:29 PM »
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Damn, I lost that bet.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 15, 2005, 07:05:42 PM »
DVD... codec?

Are you talking about a program that can play DVDs on your computer?

I haven't heard of DVD codecs.

Well for.. codecs in general.... this video player seems to be able to play any video without needing to download extra codecs http://www.videolan.com
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 16, 2005, 01:50:12 AM »
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so i would know more aobut fucking computers.
You know, you really should win some kind of award for stupid. Really.

I know many a man who knows jack shit about computers, and many a woman who is a whiz with them. It's not a matter of gender, it's a matter of knowledge.

Though the pr0n part is probably fairly accurate.

The majority of male computer users:
"So you know about computers, right?"
"I know how to turn them on and get pr0n. That's about it."
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 16, 2005, 01:53:39 AM »
This applies here too, honestly.


Dear Faye;


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« Reply #9 on: Apr 16, 2005, 01:55:17 AM »
-_-;;

Harsh, guys...
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 16, 2005, 08:47:59 AM »
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The majority of male computer users:
"So you know about computers, right?"
"I know how to turn them on and get pr0n. That's about it."
That implies there's some use for computers other than pr0n. So obviously you're the one who should win the award for stupid.  :P  
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 16, 2005, 08:53:16 AM »
There is more than pr0n on there?

LIARS!
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 16, 2005, 11:32:49 AM »
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-_-;;

Harsh, guys...
nnah they are not harsh. phage doesnt even count for me, and max, well hes always angry towards me so im used to that already.

mayb it was my mistake, i should have said MANLY men
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 16, 2005, 01:50:49 PM »
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The majority of male computer users:
"So you know about computers, right?"
"I know how to turn them on and get pr0n. That's about it."
That implies there's some use for computers other than pr0n. So obviously you're the one who should win the award for stupid.  :P
Some of us use it for things other than pr0n, in fact I don't use computers for pr0n at all (Not by choice mind you...)

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phage doesnt even count for me

Does this comment even make sense?

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i should have said MANLY men

I already posted what a 'manly' man's idea of computers is like. "On. Porn. Off."

If it makes you feel better Faye, I don't hate you. I just like being a dick.
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 16, 2005, 03:14:46 PM »
Hehehe silly girl.  
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 16, 2005, 05:52:13 PM »
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Does this comment even make sense?

 
Yes it does, but in other words it means I don't care shit about what you have to say:)


 if it makes you feel better phage, i really mean it
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 16, 2005, 09:12:19 PM »
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Some of us use it for things other than pr0n
Like what, paper weight, night light, bookshelf?
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 16, 2005, 11:54:55 PM »
Well, If it make syou feel any better, Faye: I would have no quarrels with the idea of having sex with you.

Fuck innuendo. Just say shit.  B)  
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 17, 2005, 01:12:02 AM »
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Well, If it make syou feel any better, Faye: I would have no quarrels with the idea of having sex with you.

Fuck innuendo. Just say shit.  B)
God, your so fucking desperate I'd give ya a handjob if you'd stop kissing her ass. She wouldn't be all that good.
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 17, 2005, 01:36:44 AM »
:lol:  
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« Reply #20 on: Apr 17, 2005, 02:20:38 AM »
I have no problem sexing Faye neither.
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 17, 2005, 02:24:11 AM »
Yeah. It's supposed to be a given stance. But Tom jsut doesn't wanna fit in.
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« Reply #22 on: Apr 17, 2005, 11:24:00 AM »
he just says it cause he KNOWS i wouldnt do him, fuck NO(and hes probably gonna say something like "i wouldnt like to get stds" or "i don't do illegals" or something dumb like that)
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« Reply #23 on: Apr 17, 2005, 12:35:56 PM »
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he just says it cause he KNOWS i wouldnt do him, fuck NO(and hes probably gonna say something like "i wouldnt like to get stds" or "i don't do illegals" or something dumb like that)
Actually Im afraid that it would be eaten away, kinda similar to the STD thing, except this is for it's pure and unconcentrated evil, that and she is not my type at all.
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« Reply #24 on: Apr 18, 2005, 01:55:32 PM »
Wait....











They have pr0n on the internet??
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« Reply #25 on: Apr 18, 2005, 02:10:06 PM »
:lol:  I'd pay to see Tom gives Megs a hand job.  NO wait... that's gross.  :joe:  
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« Reply #26 on: Apr 18, 2005, 02:37:15 PM »
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:lol:  I'd pay to see Tom gives Megs a hand job.  NO wait... that's gross.  :joe:
You sure? All I need are some latex gloves and some lube, and about 50,000 dollars.
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 18, 2005, 05:45:41 PM »
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Does this comment even make sense?

 
Yes it does, but in other words it means I don't care shit about what you have to say:)


 if it makes you feel better phage, i really mean it
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« Reply #28 on: Apr 18, 2005, 06:54:43 PM »
Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.




Ive eaten too much cake... :blink:  
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« Reply #29 on: Apr 18, 2005, 07:19:40 PM »
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Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.




Ive eaten too much cake... :blink:
Really?
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