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World Cup bitches World Cup
« on: Jun 14, 2014, 08:21:23 PM »
Ok so I know most of you are Yanks who got a weird sense of what sports matter (except you my darling Faye, but I know your team isn't playing), but I can't be the only one whose super jacked-up these days can I?
Can I?

C'mon people, this is the World Cup!
This matters more than regular sports, more than politics, more than war, more than LIFE!

WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP!

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #1 on: Jun 14, 2014, 09:18:26 PM »
Two Girls One World Cup
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #2 on: Jun 15, 2014, 12:17:53 PM »
Ok so I know most of you are Yanks who got a weird sense of what sports matter (except you my darling Faye, but I know your team isn't playing), but I can't be the only one whose super jacked-up these days can I?
Can I?

C'mon people, this is the World Cup!
This matters more than regular sports, more than politics, more than war, more than LIFE!

WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP!

/rant

Peru hasn't been to the World Cup in more than 20 years, I am  used to rooting for other teams :)
Have to say was sad seeing Japan get smashed by CdI yesterday (read lots of jokes about it and how they haven't got "fucked" twice since 1945, i have to admit I laughed a little) but everybody knew it was going to happen sooner or later.

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #3 on: Jun 16, 2014, 07:15:44 AM »
Yeah Japan had it rough. Nice goal by Honda though.

Looking forward to Germany - Portugal later today.
Go Portugal!

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #4 on: Jun 16, 2014, 09:22:01 AM »
I was amused at my friend's posts on Facebook. He's half Spanish, half Hollander.

And my brother's fiance is Brazilian, so most of my family is actually rooting for someone this year... which is really odd. None of us ever gave a shit about it before.
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #5 on: Jun 16, 2014, 11:42:35 AM »
Haha goddamn, Portugal is doing what it does best again.
Turning a football match into a pub brawl

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #6 on: Jun 16, 2014, 12:53:51 PM »
I'd rather watch that.
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #7 on: Jun 16, 2014, 12:59:21 PM »
I hope Houston takes the kick off return all the way back for a home run!




Is that right? Did I say that right?

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #8 on: Jun 16, 2014, 08:43:06 PM »
Congrats US
ps: you have 9 days till you get demolished by Deutschland

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #9 on: Jun 17, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
Google has Paul Doodles up for the matches. RIP
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #10 on: Jun 18, 2014, 05:10:41 PM »
And it's goodbye to Spain and Australia. :)

Holland - Australia was nerve-wrecking tho

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #11 on: Jun 21, 2014, 08:36:32 AM »
good fucking thing, can't stand the spaniards.
Then again chileans are pieces of shit too but they're the lesser of two devils

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #12 on: Jun 22, 2014, 05:12:37 AM »
Am I correct in assuming that aside from Peru you hate all Spanish-speaking countries?

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #13 on: Jun 23, 2014, 09:15:17 PM »
No.
Everybody in South America hate chileans.
Everybody in Latin America hate spaniards.

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #14 on: Jun 24, 2014, 06:41:17 AM »
Haha ok, so Chile is like the France of South America.
Well just for you we whooped their chilean asses with 2-0 yesterday :)
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #15 on: Jun 24, 2014, 12:40:03 PM »
Everybody in South America hate chileans.

Because they take up so much beach front property?

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #16 on: Jun 24, 2014, 05:10:29 PM »
Man I've seen quite a few teams get screwed by the refs this tournament, but Ivory Coast just got raped

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #17 on: Jun 24, 2014, 07:37:09 PM »
Two Girls One World Cup

This post won the thread.  I don't know what you win but congratulations.

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #18 on: Jun 24, 2014, 09:40:13 PM »
*bows*
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #19 on: Jun 25, 2014, 06:32:35 AM »
You win an free Italian dinner, World Cup style


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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #20 on: Jun 25, 2014, 10:02:16 AM »
I'd rather take the no-prize. That guy looks high in calories.
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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #21 on: Jun 25, 2014, 09:13:19 PM »
You win an free Italian dinner, World Cup style


fcking chileans bro

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #22 on: Jun 25, 2014, 10:03:37 PM »
Duuuuuuuude.

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« Reply #23 on: Jun 26, 2014, 02:59:36 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: Jun 27, 2014, 10:33:27 PM »
fcking chileans bro

Uruguay actually
Shit I found that out hours after I posted. Too lazy to change it tho

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #25 on: Jul 03, 2014, 04:38:48 PM »
Eh, they're both south of the equator so pretty much the same, right?
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 04, 2014, 12:38:20 AM »
South americans, yes.
We don't claim anything above Venezuela

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Re: World Cup bitches World Cup
« Reply #27 on: Jul 06, 2014, 11:03:28 AM »
And Holland is through to the last 4
Now if we beat Argentina on Wednesday and Germany in the finals this will have been the perfect tournament

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« Reply #28 on: Jul 07, 2014, 08:41:54 AM »
Fuck YES my 3 favourite teams are top! Brasil Germany and Argentina. I can't believe it

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« Reply #29 on: Jul 07, 2014, 01:53:02 PM »
Pffft, two of them will get DESTROYED by the Dutch