Ok so I know most of you are Yanks who got a weird sense of what sports matter (except you my darling Faye, but I know your team isn't playing), but I can't be the only one whose super jacked-up these days can I?
Can I?
C'mon people, this is the World Cup!
This matters more than regular sports, more than politics, more than war, more than LIFE!
WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP!
/rant