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FUCKING REBOOTS.
« on: May 29, 2014, 11:34:32 PM »
I hijacked this thread - Original Topic: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.

Okay, so maybe you want to start a new Stargate franchise or whatever but Cliffhanger? ::)  Let's scrape that barrel bottom!
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 02, 2014, 12:10:06 PM »
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #2 on: Jun 02, 2014, 12:46:53 PM »
Roland...and Stargate is at least. I really liked Stargate, but I've seen this guys movies since then and that makes me worried. Godzilla 1998 anyone?

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #3 on: Jun 02, 2014, 10:34:14 PM »
Cliffhanger was Renny Harlin.  Who only two years later brought us Cutthroat Island and killed Carolco.  Hell, maybe we'll luck out and get that long-awaited sequel to The Long Kiss Goodnight.   :P

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #4 on: Jun 24, 2014, 08:08:16 PM »
And now we have a Predator reboot.  Why not just do a proper sequel?  As in more fuckers go into the jungle or some shit?  (I actually like Pred 2, but I mean a proper sequel as in having more continuity with the story in the first one.)  They could even use Arnold, Elpidia Carrillo, and Sonny Landham, assuming they could sober up the latter to do a couple of scenes.  "Billy!  We thought you were dead!"  And he's all "did you see me die, lol."  And then the Predator kills him.
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #5 on: Jun 24, 2014, 09:48:13 PM »
I just don't understand this. The first Predator was almost a perfect movie. It stands on its own just fine...do a Predator special edition with new effects and stuff.

The cool thing is that the director is the same guy who played the dude with glasses in the original.
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #6 on: Jun 24, 2014, 11:28:32 PM »
What Adrian Brody's "Predators" doesn't count?

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #7 on: Jun 25, 2014, 10:06:10 PM »
Apparently that one was not a reboot but an in-universe story.

I just don't understand this. The first Predator was almost a perfect movie.

Yeah.  Shane Black or no Shane Black, you don't remake perfection like that.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #8 on: Jun 29, 2014, 09:33:22 PM »
I meant as a proper sequel. I didn't think it was that bad.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #9 on: Jul 01, 2014, 02:38:05 PM »
Danger Mouse is also getting rebooted.  Unknown if this includes Count Duckula.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #11 on: Jul 10, 2014, 10:34:21 AM »
"Inventive sequel" could be very cool.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #12 on: Jul 14, 2014, 10:56:43 AM »
This time with Bruce Willis in a Die Hard cross over.











Actually...I'd watch that. I'd watch it Hard....er....Harder. Watch Harder. Yeah.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #13 on: Jul 15, 2014, 05:03:44 PM »
This time with Bruce Willis in a Die Hard cross over.











Actually...I'd watch that. I'd watch it Hard....er....Harder. Watch Harder. Yeah.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #14 on: Jul 15, 2014, 06:41:05 PM »
That'd be awesome.  Maybe not as the star at this point, but having John McClane as a side character and tying him into the Predator universe would be fuckin' awesome beyond anything.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #15 on: Jul 21, 2014, 11:16:52 PM »
Read on Cartoon Brew the other day... Rainbow Brite confirmed for reboot. 

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #16 on: Jul 24, 2014, 03:00:47 PM »
Read on Cartoon Brew the other day... Rainbow Brite confirmed for reboot. 

A new generation of kids will have something to mastur.... wait, I'm thinking of Gem, aren't I?
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #17 on: Jul 26, 2014, 11:05:16 PM »
Jem.  And let's not associate masturbation and Rainbow Brite.  Please.  Let's not.   :nono:

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #18 on: Jul 28, 2014, 11:00:10 PM »
Strawberry Shortcake on the other hand....oh yeah.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #19 on: Jul 31, 2014, 11:20:54 PM »
She was a tart.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #20 on: Aug 02, 2014, 11:46:18 AM »
There's been like three different versions of her over the years.
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #21 on: Aug 02, 2014, 08:21:50 PM »
Read today about a Wargames reboot.  UGH.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #22 on: Aug 05, 2014, 10:24:33 AM »
And I forgot to post about Femme!busters.  Ghostbusters with chicks instead of dudes.  I bet if this goes forward, they cast Melissa McCarthy, two other hotter white chicks (including Kristen Wiig maybe), and Maya Rudolph.  Maya will chell off so many diversity boxes pants will be wettened.  Hurr hurr.  And the plot will involve one of them obsessing over a ghost-boyfriend because "ommagawd so old i needz a man."

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #23 on: Aug 09, 2014, 08:25:31 AM »
We talked about this on the old podcast and we came with a cast that Hollywood was likely to throw at us and it included:

Kat Dennings as Venkman
Melissa McCarthy as Ray
Kristen Wigg as Egon
and Aisha Tyler as Winston.

I even cast Bradley Copper as Dan Barret.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #24 on: Oct 14, 2014, 11:19:58 PM »
I can't stand Bradley Cooper's face.  lol.  I just don't like it.  Also, I would prefer more than one minority fem-buster.  But we all know that shit won't happen.  We'll be lucky if we actually get Aisha Tyler or a black woman at all.  We'll be twice as lucky if they don't pigeonhole her into the "sassy" box.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #25 on: Oct 21, 2014, 09:03:11 AM »
I was just gender swapping exactly what was in Ghostbusters. 3 white dudes and one black. Although I think I had Louis Tulley being an Asian chick when we talked about this one on the podcast.
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #26 on: Oct 22, 2014, 01:31:09 AM »
I can't stand Bradley Cooper's face.  lol.  I just don't like it. 
If it makes you feel better it has been rumoured he has a small dick.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #27 on: Oct 25, 2014, 10:37:38 PM »
I just pictured a tiny dick with Bradley Cooper's face on it.  Disgusting.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #28 on: Nov 05, 2014, 12:29:38 PM »
We talked about this on the old podcast and we came with a cast that Hollywood was likely to throw at us and it included:

Kat Dennings as Venkman
Melissa McCarthy as Ray
Kristen Wigg as Egon
and Aisha Tyler as Winston.

I even cast Bradley Copper as Dan Barret.


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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #29 on: Nov 06, 2014, 07:58:29 AM »
I don't know....Michael Cera. There.
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