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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #30 on: Nov 26, 2014, 03:04:21 PM »
I don't know....Michael Cera. There.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #31 on: Mar 12, 2015, 10:04:38 AM »
So we're getting Fem!busters AND Dude!busters now?  This is somewhat confusing.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #32 on: Mar 12, 2015, 04:35:19 PM »
So we're getting Fem!busters AND Dude!busters now?  This is somewhat confusing.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #34 on: Mar 19, 2015, 02:52:03 PM »
The fuck is wrong with Sony?
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #35 on: Mar 19, 2015, 08:33:18 PM »
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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #36 on: Mar 22, 2015, 06:13:59 AM »
I really wish Disney would just go ahead and buy the film division of Sony already. They'd get Spider-Man back free and clear and then shit like this wouldn't happen.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #37 on: Feb 05, 2016, 11:14:33 AM »
Bump for Jumanji reboot.  I know it's old news but it still enrages me.

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Re: Reboots for Cliffhanger and Stargate have been announced.
« Reply #38 on: Feb 06, 2016, 05:27:37 PM »
MacGyver reboot in the works.  He can do anything with his trusty cell phone.  Nah, I'm just making that cell phone part up.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2016, 05:49:51 AM »
So it was trending on FB that Gael Garcia Bernal's been cast in a Zorro reboot.  But... eh, I mean there's been soooo much Zorro shit.  Zorro's freaking old and everywhere.  You can't really "reboot" that.  It's like saying a Sherlock Holmes reboot or a Pride & Prejudice reboot.  You don't reboot those things.  You just make a new one.

I even checked to see if it was a "Mask of Zorro" reboot but it looks like it's just another Zorro movie since it's not the same studio that made that one.  It doesn't even seem to be a "Mark of Zorro" reboot. 

[I thought Zorro was in public domain and it turns out there's a big legal dispute about that.  Wowee.  Could've fooled me.  Also, it's apparently set in the near future.  So how the eff is that Zorro?  http://deadline.com/2016/05/gael-garcia-bernal-zorro-movie-jonas-cuaron-z-sobini-films-lantica-1201752043/  "So... Batman?"  lol.]

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2016, 08:04:20 AM »
Unless Zorro teams up with The Phantom, The Shadow, and Flash Gordon and we get a Defenders of the Earth style team movie then I don't care. 


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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2016, 09:57:28 AM »
Unless Zorro teams up with The Phantom, The Shadow, and Flash Gordon and we get a Defenders of the Earth style team movie then I don't care. 


Damn, that would be cool.  I mean, he is future Zorro so it's possible.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2016, 10:10:03 PM »
It does sound awesome...could have thrown Lone Ranger in there too, but that shitty movie is to near to pull him out again yet. Need another decade.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2016, 01:44:17 AM »
Also, it's apparently set in the near future.  So how the eff is that Zorro?
Zorro with light sabers would be money in the bank....
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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2016, 10:09:47 AM »
Whoa, dial it back there, homes.  We both know there's no way they'd make it that freaking cool.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2016, 08:14:18 AM »
Disney would have to buy Zorro.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2016, 11:34:43 AM »
Laser swords aren't exclusive to Retard Wars. That shit's been around forever.

Also, this thread sounds like a porno starting Bob and Dot with special guest appearance by Phong.
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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2016, 10:24:27 AM »
But Lightsaber is totally trademarked.

So it is Zorro with a Laser Sword or Zorro with a Lightsaber?

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2016, 05:32:34 PM »
I don't give a crap about a trademark. I'm not putting millions into making such a movie. Just brand them as laser foils and make them make laser beam noises unlike the lucasabers.

It's ridiculous that Zorro's not public domain already.
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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2016, 02:13:59 AM »
From: http://blthomas.tripod.com/gertz.htm (lol, tripod)

Quote from: John Gertz, President of Zorro Productions answers your questions!
Q - How did your family acquire the rights to the Zorro image and name from Mr. Johnston Mc Culley?? Or did they pass from Mr. Mc Cully to the Disney Organization and then on to you?

A - My dad, a theatrical agent in Hollywood, bought all the rights to Zorro from Johnston McCulley. He then sold those same rights to Disney. Disney then transferred the rights back again to myself and my twin sister, Nancy.

Reading more about this (I just googled the Zorro rights, really), another website talks about Disney not renewing its option and letting the Zorro rights revert back to the Getzes.  Not that they transferred the rights.  Maybe it's just poor wording on Gertz Jr.'s part.  But I think their problem is they want some sort of vague ownership of everything Zorro.  Like, no, son, you have to make specific Zorro things (like the Isabel Allende Zorro series, which the Gertzes personally sought her out to write) and protect the rights to those specifically.  Not to Zorro in general.  Zorro's too ubiquitous now.  Just like with Sherlock Holmes in that later stories and characters added later still have protection but the early shit doesn't.


Another interesting read: Should We All Sing “Happy Birthday” to Zorro and Buck Rogers? Three Lessons on the Public Domain -   http://copyright.nova.edu/public-domain/
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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #50 on: Jan 17, 2017, 01:55:05 PM »
Bump.  So I didn't know that they were making CHiPs movie.  Ugh, they're doing that 21 Jump Street kinda shit with that crass, dumbass humor.  "Lol, look at those shitty cops.  They want pussy and blow shit up."  Gross.  Estrada and Wilcox are not pleased and I'm glad they're not.  Just for the principle of the thing.  We all know this shit will make millions and spawn two sequels.  :-\

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #51 on: Jan 22, 2017, 07:58:46 PM »
Talking about 21 Jump Street. One of the actors from the original series lives in my building. Did I tell you guys that already? (im sick so can't think properly). His name is Dustin Nguyen, he's been in other Hollywood movies too.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #52 on: Jan 23, 2017, 02:00:14 AM »
Dustin Nguyen is your neighbor?! Where the hell do you live? He was in V.I.P. with Pamela Anderson!

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #53 on: Jan 23, 2017, 09:54:55 AM »
Holy shit, this is terrible but I remember that guy for one thing: his ex-wife became a quadriplegic in the auto accident that killed the chick that played Trini, the first yellow ranger. That's sad considering he's an accomplished martial artist and has a decent resume but I only know of him because of that. But maybe Faye caught him on Amazing Race Vietnam.

Oh, cool, here's an article about his move to Vietnam.  He mentions Faye several times and raves about her candlelit suppers.  http://people.com/tv/dustin-nguyen-21-jump-street-star-on-life-in-vietnam/

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #54 on: Jan 23, 2017, 02:57:06 PM »
Vietnam, eh? I like to think Robin Williams resides in Vietnam now.

It's what he would have wanted.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #55 on: Jan 23, 2017, 10:23:47 PM »
Dustin Nguyen is your neighbor?! Where the hell do you live? He was in V.I.P. with Pamela Anderson!
Ho Chi Minh City, aka Saigon.

Yeah so I see him at the gym almost every day, we go at the same time. Anyways remember how Ive said before that the "actors height" online is a complete scam? I had to chell his height too and it says he's 1.70. There NO FUCKING WAY he's 1.70, because I am 1.70 and the dude is like 1.65 at the most . Maybe even 1.60.



Holy shit, this is terrible but I remember that guy for one thing: his ex-wife became a quadriplegic in the auto accident that killed the chick that played Trini, the first yellow ranger. That's sad considering he's an accomplished martial artist and has a decent resume but I only know of him because of that. But maybe Faye caught him on Amazing Race Vietnam.

Was he on it? Didn't know.
The only reality show Ive seen a little was the one with the models and thats because a season of it was recorded in one of the penthouses in my building.

Bet his ass moved over here because no one gave a fuck about him anymore in the US.

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #56 on: Jan 23, 2017, 10:43:20 PM »
Bet his ass moved over here because no one gave a fuck about him anymore in the US.

Yeah, pretty much.  He doesn't have much choice when most of the roles written for a Asian man end up going to white dudes and Tilda Swinton.

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« Reply #57 on: Jan 26, 2017, 06:17:46 AM »


Yeah, pretty much.  He doesn't have much choice when most of the roles written for a Asian man end up going to white dudes and Tilda Swinton.

or to one of the Smiths >:( >:( >:(

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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #58 on: Feb 20, 2017, 01:35:37 PM »
I don't know....Michael Cera. There.

It was actually Chris Hemsworth and he was surprisingly decent in it.

Not sure I loved the entire film but it had some moments.

Aisha Tyler would have been awesome, though. Damn, wish that part had happened.
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Re: FUCKING REBOOTS.
« Reply #59 on: Mar 13, 2017, 01:32:26 PM »
Chris kinda played a combined Dana Barrett/ Jeanie role.

It was kinda strange how they did it. McCarthy's and Jones characters where clearly Ray and Winston....McKinnon kinda played the Egon/Venkman role with Wigg just being a mousey chick.