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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #60 on: Jan 04, 2013, 10:40:25 PM »
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #61 on: Jan 05, 2013, 11:16:57 PM »
She obviously doesn't know how to use the three seashells yet.
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #62 on: Jan 06, 2013, 01:19:28 AM »
She obviously doesn't know how to use the three seashells yet.


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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #63 on: Jan 06, 2013, 05:23:30 AM »
paper toilet

What is a paper toilet?
Its a toilet made out of paper, obviously

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #64 on: Jan 06, 2013, 02:54:03 PM »
Good to know origami has practical uses

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #65 on: Jan 07, 2013, 10:16:16 AM »
I can only make a drinking cup.  I haven't graduated to toilet level.  I guess I could use it as a toilet in desperate situations....

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #66 on: Jan 07, 2013, 01:38:14 PM »
If it is that desperate you better make two...just in case.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #67 on: Jan 08, 2013, 09:38:49 AM »
Well, I was just thinking I'd get a large, thick piece of paper and make a big, really strong drinking cup.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #68 on: Jan 08, 2013, 11:36:49 AM »
paper toilet

What is a paper toilet?
Its a toilet made out of paper, obviously

Okay, cool.

What is it's purpose?
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #69 on: Jan 08, 2013, 11:45:10 AM »
So you can recycle it later.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #70 on: Jan 08, 2013, 01:54:47 PM »
I can only make a drinking cup.  I haven't graduated to toilet level.  I guess I could use it as a toilet in desperate situations....
Gurl, you can totally just get this http://www.go-girl.com


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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #71 on: Jan 08, 2013, 02:06:15 PM »
I can only make a drinking cup.  I haven't graduated to toilet level.  I guess I could use it as a toilet in desperate situations....
Gurl, you can totally just get this http://www.go-girl.com



As gross as that is, I think it's a pretty cool invention.
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #73 on: Jan 10, 2013, 12:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Amazon.com customer review of Squirrel's linked item
If I need to use the luggable loo, I'll just thow a scoop of clumping cat litter in there to keep the stink down and absorb any liquid. I think my cats will be eyeing me rather funny.

Well, yeah, you're using a human litter box.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #74 on: Jan 10, 2013, 02:07:18 PM »
So when you have to haul shit around...you REALLY have to haul shit around.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #75 on: Jan 10, 2013, 06:45:42 PM »
It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #76 on: Jan 10, 2013, 08:47:38 PM »
Library Field Trip!   :happy:

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #77 on: Jan 11, 2013, 11:37:55 AM »
It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.
"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #78 on: Jan 11, 2013, 02:52:56 PM »
"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

Hmmm, how do I lol at that without looking guilty myself...

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #79 on: Jan 11, 2013, 03:17:51 PM »
It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.
"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

I have actually read sitting on a toilet for about half an hour, maybe longer. I am entirely serious.
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #80 on: Jan 11, 2013, 05:48:18 PM »
It's hard to beat off to a Popular Mechanics magazine or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #81 on: Jan 11, 2013, 09:54:04 PM »
It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.
"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

I have actually read sitting on a toilet for about half an hour, maybe longer. I am entirely serious.

Ha ha, I used to do that when I was about ten years younger.  Just read a magazine or newspaper and let my bowel empty in its own good time.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #82 on: Jan 11, 2013, 11:22:25 PM »
I read on the toilet. When I read LOTR the last time, I spent at least an hour a day on the crapper.
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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #83 on: Jan 12, 2013, 01:07:46 AM »
I never do that. I do what I went in there to do and get out.

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #84 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:45:22 PM »
I can't believe I just read all of this. I'm not exactly sure why my birthday threads become discussions on toilets and poo.

And where the fuck did the past year go?

This seemed appropriate.
Too old. :V

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Re: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread!
« Reply #85 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:46:53 PM »
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

I like reading through those books (a friend's relative buys every copy) but I'm always weary they'll be sprayed with nuri's 'fecal spray', or at least I'll find a pube in the book, or whoever was reading it had nasty hands.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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