Author Topic: D's Belated Black Friday B-day Thread! (Read 29860 times)

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 04, 2013, 10:40:25 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Dec 27, 2012, 08:45:42 AM
paper toilet

What is a paper toilet?
Its a toilet made out of paper, obviously

Okay, cool.

What is it's purpose?

B E C K · « **Reply #69 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 11:45:10 AM »

So you can recycle it later.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #70 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 01:54:47 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 07, 2013, 10:16:16 AM

I can only make a drinking cup. I haven't graduated to toilet level. I guess I could use it as a toilet in desperate situations....

Gurl, you can totally just get this http://www.go-girl.com

Fiero · « **Reply #71 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 02:06:15 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 08, 2013, 01:54:47 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 07, 2013, 10:16:16 AM
I can only make a drinking cup. I haven't graduated to toilet level. I guess I could use it as a toilet in desperate situations....
Gurl, you can totally just get this http://www.go-girl.com

As gross as that is, I think it's a pretty cool invention.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #72 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 10:09:00 PM »

I got this for my younger nephew this Christmas.

B E C K · « **Reply #73 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 12:20:21 AM »

Quote from: Amazon.com customer review of Squirrel's linked item

If I need to use the luggable loo, I'll just thow a scoop of clumping cat litter in there to keep the stink down and absorb any liquid. I think my cats will be eyeing me rather funny.

Well, yeah, you're using a human litter box.

Rama · « **Reply #74 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 02:07:18 PM »

So when you have to haul shit around...you REALLY have to haul shit around.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #75 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 06:45:42 PM »

It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.

B E C K · « **Reply #76 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 08:47:38 PM »

Library Field Trip!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #77 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 11:37:55 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 10, 2013, 06:45:42 PM

It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.

"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

Rumble · « **Reply #78 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 02:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 11, 2013, 11:37:55 AM

"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

Hmmm, how do I lol at that without looking guilty myself...

Fiero · « **Reply #79 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 03:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 11, 2013, 11:37:55 AM

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 10, 2013, 06:45:42 PM
It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.
"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

I have actually read sitting on a toilet for about half an hour, maybe longer. I am entirely serious.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #80 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 05:48:18 PM »

It's hard to beat off to a Popular Mechanics magazine or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

B E C K · « **Reply #81 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 09:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 11, 2013, 03:17:51 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 11, 2013, 11:37:55 AM
Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 10, 2013, 06:45:42 PM
It was a joke. He's bad to stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time. I gave him that so he could read anywhere anytime.
"stay in the bathroom and read for an hour or so at a time"

Yeah. He "reads".

I have actually read sitting on a toilet for about half an hour, maybe longer. I am entirely serious.

Ha ha, I used to do that when I was about ten years younger. Just read a magazine or newspaper and let my bowel empty in its own good time.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #82 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 11:22:25 PM »

I read on the toilet. When I read LOTR the last time, I spent at least an hour a day on the crapper.

Rama · « **Reply #83 on:** Jan 12, 2013, 01:07:46 AM »

I never do that. I do what I went in there to do and get out.

The D · « **Reply #84 on:** Feb 08, 2013, 07:45:22 PM »

I can't believe I just read all of this. I'm not exactly sure why my birthday threads become discussions on toilets and poo.

And where the fuck did the past year go?

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 22, 2012, 11:54:16 PM

This seemed appropriate.

Too old. :V

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 02, 2013, 09:22:25 PM

THREE? Holy crap, tell her to slow down. Wasn't she just born?

She's a mutant. In 5 years she will be big enough to crush entire buildings.

The D · « **Reply #85 on:** Feb 08, 2013, 07:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 11, 2013, 05:48:18 PM

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

I like reading through those books (a friend's relative buys every copy) but I'm always weary they'll be sprayed with nuri's 'fecal spray', or at least I'll find a pube in the book, or whoever was reading it had nasty hands.