Author Topic: "And you were there...and you..." (Read 37016 times)

IDE · « **Reply #60 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 09:30:10 PM »

So would you fuck Mr. Mime in a dress?

As far as that powet rangers question goes: I wouldn't fuck either of them. Her being in that body would be akin to her being in a dog's body as far attraction goes. And I'm not bangin the dog either.

And I doubt the post op tran has been created that can fool me. I'm pretty sure I'd know a fake vag. I could tell by the texture and from having been in quite a few vaginas in my time.

B E C K · « **Reply #61 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 10:24:06 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Jun 28, 2011, 08:23:13 AM

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If you implanted a man's brain into a sexy robot girl body I still wouldn't fuck it.
Okay do you remember the episode of Power Rangers where Billy and Kimberly switch brains? So you're saying in that scenario you'd rather fuck the Billy body with Kimberly's brain than fuck Kimberly's body with Billy's brain?

Billy's brain would enjoy it, too!

Quote from: Rama on Jun 27, 2011, 04:54:47 PM

What have you people done to my dream thread...none of this happened in my dream. I told you it wasn't a sexy dream.

Different dreams are going on now, buddy.

B E C K · « **Reply #62 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 10:26:27 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 28, 2011, 09:30:10 PM

I could tell by the texture

Bwuh? How would you know if the "texture" is different or not?

Fiero · « **Reply #63 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 10:45:25 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 28, 2011, 10:26:27 PM

Quote from: IDE on Jun 28, 2011, 09:30:10 PM
I could tell by the texture

Bwuh? How would you know if the "texture" is different or not?

Quote from: IDE on Jun 28, 2011, 09:30:10 PM

having been in quite a few vaginas in my time.

But I guess unless you've been ther and knew it, you really wouldn't know.

B E C K · « **Reply #64 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 10:47:53 PM »

Of course I read the end of the sentence but how would he know a trans neo-vag feels different from bio-female vajayjay?

Fiero · « **Reply #65 on:** Jun 28, 2011, 11:01:18 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 28, 2011, 10:47:53 PM

Of course I read the end of the sentence but how would he know a trans neo-vag feels different from bio-female vajayjay?

The point of my last sentence.

While I hate the way IDE is, in some ways I agree here. If I know it's not born female I likely won't be attracted enough to seal the deal. At the same time, if I knew someone for a long time, and had no idea, and they never told me for whatever reason, and I found them attractive body and mind and it happened ... how could I hate myself for that if I found out? I couldnt'. Hmm.

IDE · « **Reply #66 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 05:21:00 AM »

If that happened to me there would be a sweepingly emotional scene as I stood on a hill with my sword in one hand and a fistful of their hair (attached to their decapitated head) in the other while the ending theme music from Inuyasha played in the background.

I actually do believe that if I was to feel a fake vag I would know something was off. There things in there to feel around for that would signify authenticity. You can't just slice a hole in something and call it a vag.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-looks-shopped

IDE · « **Reply #67 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 05:22:19 AM »

...a lesson I learned all too well one cold september morn.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #68 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 07:20:05 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 28, 2011, 05:52:46 PM

So Gary sends Pidgey

Why does Gary have Ash's Pokemon?

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"the dial is set to RAPE," and sure enough there as a big RAPE sign where the dial stopped on the monster. This is all I remember. (but I hope that monster raped the shit out of that douchebag)

Oh wow. Best dream ever. I hope he had his rape dollars.

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As far as that powet rangers question goes: I wouldn't fuck either of them. Her being in that body would be akin to her being in a dog's body as far attraction goes. And I'm not bangin the dog either.

You have to pick one, otherwise the thought experiment fails.

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Billy's brain would enjoy it, too!

Yeah so if I go into a chick's body, would the hormones make me want dudes? Would the history of liking chicks in my brain supercede that? Would I be conflicted? Would I bring myself to orgasm through vaginal intercourse and then say "Oh that's it? No wonder they never want to fuck...".

Fiero · « **Reply #69 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 11:29:56 AM »

Quote from: aDam on Jun 29, 2011, 07:20:05 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 28, 2011, 05:52:46 PM
So Gary sends Pidgey
Why does Gary have Ash's Pokemon?

In the dream they are best buddies. It was in the post.

B E C K · « **Reply #70 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 12:58:19 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 29, 2011, 05:21:00 AM

I actually do believe that if I was to feel a fake vag I would know something was off. There things in there to feel around for that would signify authenticity.

Vaginal braille?

Rama · « **Reply #71 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 01:13:32 PM »

I think there is a "Best By" stamp on the inside.

B E C K · « **Reply #72 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »

Remember, the "sell by" date is not necessarily the expiration date. I hate to think of all of the wasted vaginas out there that were prematurely discarded.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #73 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 08:22:56 PM »

Federal agents are trained to detect counterfeit dollar bills by learning what the real deal looks, acts, and feels like.

So I guess the same could hold true for counterfeit vaginas vs. original vaginas.

Now I have the mental image of plastic surgeons in their basement pumping out counterfeits...

B E C K · « **Reply #74 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »

They throw them in the washing machines with bolts and poker chips to create a realistic, slightly-used look.

IDE · « **Reply #75 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 09:26:43 PM »

There's a barcode in there and I usually strap a laser scanner on the head of my cock to read it, it also makes my dick look like Weapon X.

Rama · « **Reply #76 on:** Jun 30, 2011, 12:10:45 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 29, 2011, 04:10:53 PM

Remember, the "sell by" date is not necessarily the expiration date. I hate to think of all of the wasted vaginas out there that were prematurely discarded.

But I don't want to have to freeze and then thaw them in the microwave...it makes them all greasy.

B E C K · « **Reply #77 on:** Jun 30, 2011, 12:53:45 AM »

You wouldn't have that problem if you wouldn't buy a huge ol' stack of them when they go on sale.

Rama · « **Reply #78 on:** Jun 30, 2011, 01:11:29 AM »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh $1.50 a pound. I can't just let that kinda deal slip away.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #79 on:** Jun 30, 2011, 08:00:08 AM »

Not sure I want to get with a chick who's gonna let me pound her for 1.50$...

B E C K · « **Reply #80 on:** Jun 30, 2011, 10:13:54 PM »

That's not including dinner and a movie.

Rama · « **Reply #81 on:** Jun 30, 2011, 11:54:30 PM »

And that can get costly.

IDE · « **Reply #82 on:** Jul 01, 2011, 02:14:06 AM »

I should've pounded a girl for only a buck 50 one time, but unfortunately coffee at starbucks is over priced.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #83 on:** Jul 01, 2011, 09:40:00 AM »

POKEMANZ ARENT REAL??!?!?!

Fiero · « **Reply #84 on:** Jul 01, 2011, 10:06:19 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:40:00 AM

POKEMANZ ARENT REAL??!?!?!

THEY ARE REAL
THEY ARE
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

B E C K · « **Reply #85 on:** Jul 01, 2011, 10:58:45 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 01, 2011, 02:14:06 AM

I should've pounded a girl for only a buck 50 one time, but unfortunately coffee at starbucks is over priced.

That shit's insane. I can't believe ppl pay so much for freakin' Starbucks.

The D · « **Reply #86 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 05:32:53 PM »

I would assume a fakevag wouldn't have a cervix. Unless they somehow surgically install one.

B E C K · « **Reply #87 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 09:37:30 PM »

Why would a fake vagina need a cervix?

IDE · « **Reply #88 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 09:38:53 PM »

To even attempt to fool a connoisseur like myself.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 09:50:21 PM »

If you're touchin' cervixes there somethin' ain't right wit j00, boy.