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"Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« on: May 21, 2011, 02:10:06 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/20/florida.wrestler.dead/index.html

I like to think he is snapping into a Slim Jim in heaven.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 02:52:06 AM »
Why would he eat that shit in heaven?

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 02:09:26 AM »
Well then maybe he is eating it in hell. I'm sure the deal he signed when he became their spokesman included his soul.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2011, 02:15:36 AM »
Holy crap, he was killed by a tree like a MyDeathSpace teenager.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 02:28:48 AM »
On the recommended stories, I found this gem:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/10/man-dies-in-jump-from-worlds-tallest-building/?iref=obnetwork

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A man committed suicide Tuesday by jumping off the 147th floor of the world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

The man landed on a deck on the 108th floor of the 160-story structure, according to news reports from Dubai.

Awesome, it's so tall he didn't even make it to the sidewalk.   :-[

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 02:37:18 AM »
He failed in life and failed in death too. Only made it to the 108th floor.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 10:30:12 AM »
I always liked Macho more than Hulk backintheday.
He did a rap a few years ago about his deceased friend Mr Perfect.
I wonder if anyone will do a tribute rap for Macho Man?

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 07:13:58 PM »
I always liked Macho more than Hulk backintheday.
He did a rap a few years ago about his deceased friend Mr Perfect.
I wonder if anyone will do a tribute rap for Macho Man?


He also did a rap where he basically just talked trash about Hulk the entire time. Also this:
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 12:13:21 AM »
But that's a good thing, right?

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 04:40:07 PM »
Why would he eat that shit in heaven?

Ever have the ones with Tabasco?  They're good as hell.
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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2011, 04:45:09 PM »
The Macho Man died to save us all from jesus.

A little respect please.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 07:02:23 PM »
Epic.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 12:50:11 AM »
I want that poster size.

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Re: "Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 02:59:40 PM »
or a t shirt!