"Oh Noooooooooooooo" Macho Man is dead.

[Rama]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/20/florida.wrestler.dead/index.html

I like to think he is snapping into a Slim Jim in heaven.

[blanktoe]

Why would he eat that shit in heaven?

[Rama]

Well then maybe he is eating it in hell. I'm sure the deal he signed when he became their spokesman included his soul.

[B E C K]

Holy crap, he was killed by a tree like a MyDeathSpace teenager.

The wrestling federation and the maker of Slim Jim meat sticks expressed sympathies.

This should not make me snicker like it does.

[B E C K]

On the recommended stories, I found this gem:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/10/man-dies-in-jump-from-worlds-tallest-building/?iref=obnetwork

Man dies in jump from world's tallest building
A man committed suicide Tuesday by jumping off the 147th floor of the world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

The man landed on a deck on the 108th floor of the 160-story structure, according to news reports from Dubai.

Awesome, it's so tall he didn't even make it to the sidewalk.   

[Rama]

He failed in life and failed in death too. Only made it to the 108th floor.

[gwynn]

I always liked Macho more than Hulk backintheday.
He did a rap a few years ago about his deceased friend Mr Perfect.
I wonder if anyone will do a tribute rap for Macho Man?

[Fiero]

I always liked Macho more than Hulk backintheday.
He did a rap a few years ago about his deceased friend Mr Perfect.
I wonder if anyone will do a tribute rap for Macho Man?

He also did a rap where he basically just talked trash about Hulk the entire time. Also this:

[B E C K]

But that's a good thing, right?

[Extra Zero]

Why would he eat that shit in heaven?

Ever have the ones with Tabasco?  They're good as hell.

[IDE]

The Macho Man died to save us all from jesus.

A little respect please.

[gwynn]

Epic.

[Rama]

I want that poster size.

[IDE]

or a t shirt!