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« Reply #30 on: Aug 10, 2004, 10:21:24 PM »
That sums up Gangsta life for me. It's not even a culture, since it's just kids tryin to be Italian Wiseguys and Colombian Druglords.
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« Reply #31 on: Aug 10, 2004, 11:02:53 PM »
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.  I've been living at the Evil House, which on top of being a crime den has no phone line or cable, so no internet right now.  I won't be, uh, 'regular' until a phone line appears in a week or so.

....dammit, and I missed my birthday on the bottom of the forum yet again.  Piss and chips!

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« Reply #32 on: Aug 11, 2004, 12:04:30 AM »
I guess Rama isn't trying hard enough.
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« Reply #33 on: Aug 12, 2004, 09:22:49 AM »
To be a gangsta?

Got a phone line sooner than I thought.  Yay!

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« Reply #34 on: Aug 12, 2004, 10:00:17 AM »
I saw this the other day, and I was going to add my own sentiments, but I wasn't sure if you were coming back so I didn't bother. I'm sorry for doubting your coming-backedness. And happy belated birthday!

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« Reply #35 on: Aug 12, 2004, 10:05:19 AM »
You doubted me!  ;__;  It's funny you say that because I saw the thread the other day and I told Merla "Zac Shipley wished me a happy birthday but not joe.  ZAC SHIPLEY."  That's like a celebrity in Rama's part of the country.  Screw that writer for the X-Files.

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« Reply #36 on: Aug 12, 2004, 10:14:10 AM »
Yeah, I came to chell in the other day only to find that the slate had been wiped clean and that I'd have to sign up again so I was all like, "What the fuck? Fuck that bitch for making me do this!"

But then I forgave you. And subsequently wished you a happy birthday. I'm like Jesus that way. The forgiving, not the other one. That would be awesome if Jesus showed up to wish everyone a happy birthday though, wouldn't it? Even non-Christians... especially them.

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« Reply #37 on: Aug 12, 2004, 10:25:54 AM »
That would... kind of make me piss my pants actually.

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« Reply #38 on: Aug 12, 2004, 10:43:11 AM »
Don't get me wrong, he wouldn't be undead or anything. You would have just finished blowing out your candles, and he'd come crawling in through your kitchen window, have a piece of cake, then leave. Nothing obtrusive. He might even bring a present if you've been a good little girl.

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« Reply #39 on: Aug 12, 2004, 01:42:15 PM »
I guess if he's really quiet... and leaves the cross at home.

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« Reply #40 on: Aug 12, 2004, 01:43:53 PM »
But we need wood for your birthday barbeque. :huh:  
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« Reply #41 on: Aug 13, 2004, 02:56:14 AM »
Aw, crap, I totally missed it.

Oh well, happy belated birthday.

(I'm also too lazy to register again.  It's almost 3 AM and I can't sleep)

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« Reply #42 on: Aug 16, 2004, 11:40:13 AM »
So if you didn't register again, who's 'shellspark'!!?  O__O

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« Reply #43 on: Aug 16, 2004, 12:45:15 PM »
He...I mean I am an imposter!

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« Reply #44 on: Aug 16, 2004, 04:34:09 PM »
Two Sams!  Good God!

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« Reply #45 on: Aug 16, 2004, 04:37:08 PM »
good lord.  what is our world coming to?
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #46 on: Aug 16, 2004, 04:48:16 PM »
Which leads to the age-old question... if you found your double would you have sex with it?

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« Reply #47 on: Aug 16, 2004, 05:56:18 PM »
that's just a question of how you view your own self.
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #48 on: Aug 16, 2004, 06:35:49 PM »
Now, is this a double of the same sex or of a different sex?  Like a female double of me?  The answer to both: If he/she took me out to dinner and gave me a nice time, anything's game.
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« Reply #49 on: Aug 16, 2004, 09:06:24 PM »
I don't find myself very sexually appealing.

And I'd make an ugly woman.

So, no, I wouldn't

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« Reply #50 on: Aug 16, 2004, 09:37:30 PM »
you are all lying. you would so have sex with your double. You both are there and you wouldnt tell so why not.

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« Reply #51 on: Aug 17, 2004, 12:28:38 AM »
If you masterbate, isn't that like practicing having sex with yourself?

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« Reply #52 on: Aug 17, 2004, 12:40:07 AM »
Nope. there's no penetration.
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« Reply #53 on: Aug 17, 2004, 12:52:24 AM »
If you had sex with your double, wouldn't that be incest?

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« Reply #54 on: Aug 17, 2004, 06:35:57 AM »
in·cest    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (nsst)
n.
Sexual relations between persons who are so closely related that their marriage is illegal or forbidden by custom.

i think it's probably illegal to marry yourself, so yeah it's a fucking weird kind of incest,  but incest nonetheless.
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« Reply #55 on: Aug 17, 2004, 10:23:01 AM »
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Nope. there's no penetration.
Bullshit there's no penetration.  For men, there's not as much (unless your the kind who likes a little asshole tickle), but you can consider your hand being penetrated fairly easy.

For women, there's a FUCKLOAD of penetration.  I've watched women masturbate.  There IS penetration.  Fucktard.  Or not.  Whtvr.
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« Reply #56 on: Aug 17, 2004, 10:42:31 AM »
I was taliing about myself shithead.

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« Reply #57 on: Aug 17, 2004, 11:23:48 AM »
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For women, there's a FUCKLOAD of penetration.  I've watched women masturbate.  .
ewwwwwwwwww :lol:

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i think it's probably illegal to marry yourself
You should see "A woman's right to shoes", episode 9, season 6: Sex and the city.

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DarthNuriko Posted on Aug 16 2004, 11:28 PM
  If you masterbate, isn't that like practicing having sex with yourself?
rodimustoe Posted on Aug 16 2004, 11:40 PM
  Nope. there's no penetration. 
you should go and ask Marilyn Manson about that :D


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« Reply #58 on: Aug 17, 2004, 01:38:33 PM »
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I would have sex with myself!
I'd watch that.  Maybe even pay for it.
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« Reply #59 on: Aug 17, 2004, 01:43:32 PM »
I wonder how uncomfortable the position is for Manson to suck himself off.


Probably not too bad with that one missing rib, but it's gotta leave you sore.  
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