Author Topic: Nuri birthday thread (Read 34680 times)

tomduo · « **Reply #30 on:** Aug 10, 2004, 10:21:24 PM »

That sums up Gangsta life for me. It's not even a culture, since it's just kids tryin to be Italian Wiseguys and Colombian Druglords.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Aug 10, 2004, 11:02:53 PM »

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. I've been living at the Evil House, which on top of being a crime den has no phone line or cable, so no internet right now. I won't be, uh, 'regular' until a phone line appears in a week or so.

....dammit, and I missed my birthday on the bottom of the forum yet again. Piss and chips!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #32 on:** Aug 11, 2004, 12:04:30 AM »

I guess Rama isn't trying hard enough.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 09:22:49 AM »

To be a gangsta?

Got a phone line sooner than I thought. Yay!

joe · « **Reply #34 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 10:00:17 AM »

I saw this the other day, and I was going to add my own sentiments, but I wasn't sure if you were coming back so I didn't bother. I'm sorry for doubting your coming-backedness. And happy belated birthday!

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 10:05:19 AM »

You doubted me! ;__; It's funny you say that because I saw the thread the other day and I told Merla "Zac Shipley wished me a happy birthday but not joe. ZAC SHIPLEY." That's like a celebrity in Rama's part of the country. Screw that writer for the X-Files.

joe · « **Reply #36 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 10:14:10 AM »

Yeah, I came to chell in the other day only to find that the slate had been wiped clean and that I'd have to sign up again so I was all like, "What the fuck? Fuck that bitch for making me do this!"

But then I forgave you. And subsequently wished you a happy birthday. I'm like Jesus that way. The forgiving, not the other one. That would be awesome if Jesus showed up to wish everyone a happy birthday though, wouldn't it? Even non-Christians... especially them.

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 10:25:54 AM »

That would... kind of make me piss my pants actually.

joe · « **Reply #38 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 10:43:11 AM »

Don't get me wrong, he wouldn't be undead or anything. You would have just finished blowing out your candles, and he'd come crawling in through your kitchen window, have a piece of cake, then leave. Nothing obtrusive. He might even bring a present if you've been a good little girl.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 01:42:15 PM »

I guess if he's really quiet... and leaves the cross at home.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #40 on:** Aug 12, 2004, 01:43:53 PM »

But we need wood for your birthday barbeque. :huh:

Sam · « **Reply #41 on:** Aug 13, 2004, 02:56:14 AM »

Aw, crap, I totally missed it.

Oh well, happy belated birthday.

(I'm also too lazy to register again. It's almost 3 AM and I can't sleep)

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 11:40:13 AM »

So if you didn't register again, who's 'shellspark'!!? O__O

Sam · « **Reply #43 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 12:45:15 PM »

He...I mean I am an imposter!

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 04:34:09 PM »

Two Sams! Good God!

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #45 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 04:37:08 PM »

good lord. what is our world coming to?

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 04:48:16 PM »

Which leads to the age-old question... if you found your double would you have sex with it?

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #47 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 05:56:18 PM »

that's just a question of how you view your own self.

Fiero · « **Reply #48 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 06:35:49 PM »

Now, is this a double of the same sex or of a different sex? Like a female double of me? The answer to both: If he/she took me out to dinner and gave me a nice time, anything's game.

Sam · « **Reply #49 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 09:06:24 PM »

I don't find myself very sexually appealing.

And I'd make an ugly woman.

So, no, I wouldn't

blanktoe · « **Reply #50 on:** Aug 16, 2004, 09:37:30 PM »

you are all lying. you would so have sex with your double. You both are there and you wouldnt tell so why not.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 12:28:38 AM »

If you masterbate, isn't that like practicing having sex with yourself?

blanktoe · « **Reply #52 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 12:40:07 AM »

Nope. there's no penetration.

Bitch · « **Reply #53 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 12:52:24 AM »

If you had sex with your double, wouldn't that be incest?

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #54 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 06:35:57 AM »

in·cest ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nsst)
n.
Sexual relations between persons who are so closely related that their marriage is illegal or forbidden by custom.

i think it's probably illegal to marry yourself, so yeah it's a fucking weird kind of incest, but incest nonetheless.

Fiero · « **Reply #55 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:23:01 AM »

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Nope. there's no penetration.

Bullshit there's no penetration. For men, there's not as much (unless your the kind who likes a little asshole tickle), but you can consider your hand being penetrated fairly easy.

For women, there's a FUCKLOAD of penetration. I've watched women masturbate. There IS penetration. Fucktard. Or not. Whtvr.

blanktoe · « **Reply #56 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 10:42:31 AM »

I was taliing about myself shithead.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #57 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 11:23:48 AM »

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For women, there's a FUCKLOAD of penetration. I've watched women masturbate. .

ewwwwwwwwww

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i think it's probably illegal to marry yourself

You should see "A woman's right to shoes", episode 9, season 6: Sex and the city.

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DarthNuriko Posted on Aug 16 2004, 11:28 PM
If you masterbate, isn't that like practicing having sex with yourself?
rodimustoe Posted on Aug 16 2004, 11:40 PM
Nope. there's no penetration.

you should go and ask Marilyn Manson about that

I would have sex with myself!

Fiero · « **Reply #58 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 01:38:33 PM »

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I would have sex with myself!

I'd watch that. Maybe even pay for it.

Max Con · « **Reply #59 on:** Aug 17, 2004, 01:43:32 PM »

I wonder how uncomfortable the position is for Manson to suck himself off.

Probably not too bad with that one missing rib, but it's gotta leave you sore.