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« Reply #30 on: Dec 15, 2004, 04:33:34 PM »
ewww he looks sooo bad!! his haaiirr, HIS HAIIIRRR!! X_X

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« Reply #31 on: Dec 15, 2004, 04:35:11 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: Dec 16, 2004, 02:20:15 AM »
He looks like an ugly insect with bad hair.

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« Reply #33 on: Dec 16, 2004, 09:04:44 AM »
He's not turning me on at all in this role.  Go back to being a fantastic pirate, you're not pulling off the 'Pimp' status well.
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« Reply #34 on: Dec 16, 2004, 06:35:56 PM »
Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...  
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 16, 2004, 08:20:21 PM »
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I thought you said wookie.
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 17, 2004, 12:48:39 AM »
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He's not turning me on at all in this role.  Go back to being a fantastic pirate, you're not pulling off the 'Pimp' status well.
Here's some paper towels and some tapes of "21 Jump Street".

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« Reply #37 on: Dec 17, 2004, 12:52:32 AM »
You should have just given him a copy of Edward Scissorhands and some anti-septic.
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 17, 2004, 01:24:59 AM »
hes still with long hair in "the secret window"

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« Reply #39 on: Dec 17, 2004, 08:43:31 AM »
And bad eyewear.  :ph34r:  
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« Reply #40 on: Dec 17, 2004, 09:57:30 AM »
God, don't remind me of that horrible movie.  I still can't believe I paid $8 to hear, "and as I reached into the steaming bowl of cr0n, I knew that in time, her death would remain a mystery...even to me."  Yokel.
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« Reply #41 on: Dec 17, 2004, 11:58:27 AM »
psht it has the BEST QUOTE EVER! "I don't care, I'm just going to smoke, I'm just going to totally smoke, and when I finish these, I'm going to go to the store and get a brand new pack, and smoke the shit out of that one."

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« Reply #42 on: Dec 17, 2004, 01:21:57 PM »
But the quote loses points coming from a man named "Mort".
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« Reply #43 on: Dec 17, 2004, 02:47:06 PM »
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nah, he's too stiff.

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« Reply #44 on: Dec 17, 2004, 03:56:39 PM »
That reminds of this one Simpson episode where Christopher Walken made a cameo.

Marge: OOoh,Christopher Walken reading Goodnight, Moon!
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« Reply #45 on: Dec 17, 2004, 04:10:27 PM »
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nah, he's too stiff.


And what's wrong with a stiff Willie, I ask you?  
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« Reply #46 on: Dec 17, 2004, 05:21:24 PM »
nothing at all... :huh:  

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« Reply #47 on: Dec 17, 2004, 06:48:49 PM »
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't?  It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next.  I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
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« Reply #48 on: Dec 17, 2004, 07:31:17 PM »
Gene Wilder was sexier period!

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« Reply #49 on: Dec 17, 2004, 07:36:34 PM »
Periods aren't sexy.


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« Reply #50 on: Dec 17, 2004, 09:00:23 PM »
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't?  It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next.  I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
hey, Gene Wilder is and forever will be(sorry Johnny, I still love you) the best Willy Wonka and the best Fox EVER

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« Reply #51 on: Dec 18, 2004, 04:52:39 AM »
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't?  It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next.  I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
Walken as Wonka makes me think "child molestor" for whatever reason.

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« Reply #52 on: Dec 18, 2004, 04:56:07 AM »
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« Reply #53 on: Dec 18, 2004, 08:25:36 AM »
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Walken as Wonka makes me think "child molestor" for whatever reason.
And Depp as Wonka doesn't?
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« Reply #54 on: Dec 20, 2004, 06:04:51 AM »
No, that's just weird.  And gay.
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