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« Reply #1 on: Dec 09, 2004, 07:03:59 PM »
I'm surprised how well he looks in that role.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 09, 2004, 09:26:18 PM »
my comp is  soo slowww
fuck willy wonka, i wanna see pirates of the caribbean 2, damnit!

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 09, 2004, 09:53:53 PM »
Why dont you just go wach LOTR and call it a day ok?

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 09, 2004, 09:56:17 PM »
i dont have that dvd! i know, i'll go and watch pirates of the caribbean
btw, johnny depp in nooo way can replace wilder!

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« Reply #5 on: Dec 10, 2004, 01:13:21 AM »
Eh, I don't think I want to see the trailer badly enough to wait for it.  I'll wait until E shows it on their dumb Coming Attractions show.

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 10, 2004, 01:56:43 AM »
There's a low version of the trailer here http://www.darkhorizons.com/trailers.php

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« Reply #7 on: Dec 10, 2004, 02:42:55 AM »
He reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park or something.

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 10, 2004, 04:21:44 AM »
:lol:!!

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 11, 2004, 05:51:44 PM »
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He reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park or something.

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 13, 2004, 08:55:22 AM »
hmm i still think he looks like a child molestor, he looks sooo scary. His hair looks like Cristoforo Colombo's :-/

:waits for pirates of the caribbean 2, 2006:

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« Reply #11 on: Dec 13, 2004, 09:38:35 AM »
2006!?  Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 13, 2004, 10:31:44 AM »
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2006!?  Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
But it has Johnny Depp, one of the men I might consider having sex with.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 13, 2004, 11:11:34 AM »
AND Orlando Bloom!

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 13, 2004, 02:01:49 PM »
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AND Orlando Bloom!
Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not.  Johnny is much much nicer.  Specially in the pirate getup.  *gay drools*
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 13, 2004, 03:41:07 PM »
I don't mind Orlando looking like a girl, but the thin lips kind of creep me.  :huh:  
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 13, 2004, 08:59:07 PM »
lol
right now im hooking up with this guy that looks a lot like orlando bloom, lips and everything. the only difference is thatt his guy is blonde and a surfer :-/

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« Reply #17 on: Dec 13, 2004, 10:10:54 PM »
Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once.  You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise.  I did time.
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 14, 2004, 02:18:02 AM »
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2006!?  Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
But it has Johnny Depp, one of the men I might consider having sex with.
Then you must be filling buckets about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...


Orlando is a tad girlish.  He looks best as an elf.

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« Reply #19 on: Dec 14, 2004, 09:20:20 AM »
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once.  You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise.  I did time.
when i say "surfer" im referring  to a real surfer, not one of those lame-ass "body surfers" . he body-surfed, he didnt surf with the real board

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« Reply #20 on: Dec 14, 2004, 01:07:16 PM »
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once.  You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise.  I did time.
when i say "surfer" im referring  to a real surfer, not one of those lame-ass "body surfers" . he body-surfed, he didnt surf with the real board
Yeah, but it's like your going out with Orland Bloom, who I'm pretty sure is woman.  So your a lesbian.
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 14, 2004, 09:04:58 PM »
even if he was a woman,  damn straight! i would fuck her brains out ANNNYYYTIME


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« Reply #22 on: Dec 14, 2004, 09:13:02 PM »
I'd do them both.

At the same time!!  Johnny and Orlando I mean.. not Orlando and Faye.
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 14, 2004, 11:18:56 PM »
I am offeneded!! Women should not be talking about having sex with men. They should take about having sex with each other...that is all.

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 14, 2004, 11:42:01 PM »
Walken should have fucking been chosen as Wonka.
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 15, 2004, 03:13:42 AM »
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I'd do them both.

At the same time!!  Johnny and Orlando I mean.. not Orlando and Faye.
And here I thought you meant fake surfer/real Orlando and real surfer/fake Orlando.
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 15, 2004, 12:11:40 PM »
so 2 Orlandos, huh? I'd do them

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 15, 2004, 02:55:24 PM »
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Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not.  Johnny is much much nicer.  Specially in the pirate getup.  *gay drools*
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 15, 2004, 03:20:07 PM »
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Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not.  Johnny is much much nicer.  Specially in the pirate getup.  *gay drools*
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 15, 2004, 04:18:30 PM »
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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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