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I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« on: Jan 15, 2011, 12:03:21 AM »
And it was freaky as fuck.  The leftovers had a little brain and part of a spine and shit and it was fucking gross and I can't unsee.

Just thought I'd share.   :rawr:

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #1 on: Jan 15, 2011, 12:21:40 AM »
Sounds more like an abortion I saw one time.
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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #2 on: Jan 15, 2011, 12:26:29 AM »
It was weird.  I always dream odd shit with no plot so all of this other crap was happening and then there it was in a pile of blood.  I admit I was a little disturbed for the rest of the day.  Not because I lost my baaaaayyyybeee but damn it's a little dead thing that came out of me.  Just damn!

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #3 on: Jan 15, 2011, 12:32:48 AM »
I had a dream the other night about gangstas out to get me, and my 12 gauge was out of ammo. I woke up in time to prevent another senseless urban tragedy, but when I dozed back off, it was zombies. Luckily, I had been able to somehow reload with the change of venue.

But the worst was the time I dreamt I was married with a kid...when I woke up, I missed them for days. Most depressing dream I ever had.
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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #4 on: Jan 15, 2011, 12:50:54 AM »
I sometimes hold grudges against people that have wronged me in dreams.

"Yeah you know what you did asshole! What? You don't? Well you should..."


So who was the baby daddy?

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #5 on: Jan 15, 2011, 06:40:12 AM »
Think of it this way, dead things come out of you all the time, but usually they have been digested first.

If it'll make you feel better, eat the baby.
Hamsters do it.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #6 on: Jan 15, 2011, 07:10:49 PM »
But the worst was the time I dreamt I was married with a kid...when I woke up, I missed them for days. Most depressing dream I ever had.

That reminds me of a what happened to some minor character in the Ghost in the Shell manga.  Apparently, he had been tricked into thinking he was married and his wife was cheating on him, only to be shattered by the fact that he never had a wife to begin with.  Haven't had that one yet though.

And I have no idea who da baby daddy was.  No idea I was even preggo.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #7 on: Jan 15, 2011, 09:13:53 PM »
And it was freaky as fuck.  The leftovers had a little brain and part of a spine and shit and it was fucking gross and I can't unsee.

Just thought I'd share.   :rawr:
When you are pregnant sometimes you have those dreams (cause you know how sometimes you dream about what you fear the most). its fucking HORRIBLE. Never mind that I was paranoid as fuck for the longest time, after reading so many stories online.

Yesterday I dreamed my ex bf was trying to kidnap me to take me with him. And THIS is exactly why you don't accept  your exes into your facebook, my people.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #8 on: Jan 15, 2011, 09:36:57 PM »
Of course, you could always have an ovarian dermoid cyst, for more fun and games.
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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #9 on: Jan 16, 2011, 01:03:38 AM »
This one time, when I was dreaming, I had sex...with a real live GIRL! Dreams can be so fucked up!

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #10 on: Jan 16, 2011, 01:43:04 AM »
Well that's the great thing about dreams...they can take you to places you'll never get to go in real life. 

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #11 on: Jan 16, 2011, 07:16:49 PM »
lol

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #12 on: Jan 16, 2011, 10:50:23 PM »
"For the memory of a lifetime...Recall, Recall, Recall!"
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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #13 on: Jan 17, 2011, 03:51:30 PM »
I had a dream that I sexed up Starfire. She had smooth legs and could ride that thing like a pro.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #14 on: Jan 17, 2011, 10:02:33 PM »
I'm gone for a little over a month, and when I come back Beck is preggers? That's crazy. Well, I guess not really. I mean, it happens, right? Tab A into Slot B, etc.

Congratulations on your knocked-uppageness. Who's the father?

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #15 on: Jan 17, 2011, 10:54:03 PM »
"For the memory of a lifetime...Recall, Recall, Recall!"

:lmao:

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #16 on: Jan 18, 2011, 04:03:59 AM »
LOL Nuri I think joe thinks you are really pregnant. Liek, srsly.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #17 on: Jan 19, 2011, 06:10:58 AM »
Oh boy.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #18 on: Jan 20, 2011, 11:46:10 PM »
I'm pregnant with fun!  :happy:



























But I have a coat hanger to fix all that.  :mad:

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #19 on: Jan 20, 2011, 11:57:37 PM »
I'm pregnant with fun!  :happy:

Aaaaaand now we know who the father is:


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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #20 on: Jan 21, 2011, 12:08:03 AM »
He isn't fun, he's heart-attack inducing.  And he makes children fat!

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #21 on: Jan 21, 2011, 12:20:13 AM »
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #22 on: Jan 21, 2011, 02:30:45 AM »
Aaaaaand now we know who the father is:

And he makes children fat!

So you just verified what teh joe said. This would also explain Grimace.
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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #23 on: Jan 21, 2011, 02:31:18 AM »
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

Need to eat moar

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #24 on: Jan 21, 2011, 11:57:01 PM »
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

Of there is.  Try eating the oatmeal.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #25 on: Jan 22, 2011, 08:03:57 AM »
This thread makes me want raspberry preserves.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #26 on: Jan 23, 2011, 11:25:51 PM »
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

Of there is.  Try eating the oatmeal.

Of there is?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #27 on: Jan 24, 2011, 03:33:15 AM »
A meal of oats? Preposterous.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #28 on: Jan 24, 2011, 06:26:34 AM »
What of barley and malted rice?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
« Reply #29 on: Jan 24, 2011, 03:34:29 PM »
I like teh oatmeals ... but at MC Donalds, not trying that.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you