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Title: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2011, 12:03:21 AM
And it was freaky as fuck.  The leftovers had a little brain and part of a spine and shit and it was fucking gross and I can't unsee.

Just thought I'd share.   :rawr:
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 15, 2011, 12:21:40 AM
Sounds more like an abortion I saw one time.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2011, 12:26:29 AM
It was weird.  I always dream odd shit with no plot so all of this other crap was happening and then there it was in a pile of blood.  I admit I was a little disturbed for the rest of the day.  Not because I lost my baaaaayyyybeee but damn it's a little dead thing that came out of me.  Just damn!
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 15, 2011, 12:32:48 AM
I had a dream the other night about gangstas out to get me, and my 12 gauge was out of ammo. I woke up in time to prevent another senseless urban tragedy, but when I dozed back off, it was zombies. Luckily, I had been able to somehow reload with the change of venue.

But the worst was the time I dreamt I was married with a kid...when I woke up, I missed them for days. Most depressing dream I ever had.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rama on Jan 15, 2011, 12:50:54 AM
I sometimes hold grudges against people that have wronged me in dreams.

"Yeah you know what you did asshole! What? You don't? Well you should..."


So who was the baby daddy?
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Post by: gwynn on Jan 15, 2011, 06:40:12 AM
Think of it this way, dead things come out of you all the time, but usually they have been digested first.

If it'll make you feel better, eat the baby.
Hamsters do it.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2011, 07:10:49 PM
But the worst was the time I dreamt I was married with a kid...when I woke up, I missed them for days. Most depressing dream I ever had.

That reminds me of a what happened to some minor character in the Ghost in the Shell manga.  Apparently, he had been tricked into thinking he was married and his wife was cheating on him, only to be shattered by the fact that he never had a wife to begin with.  Haven't had that one yet though.

And I have no idea who da baby daddy was.  No idea I was even preggo.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 15, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
And it was freaky as fuck.  The leftovers had a little brain and part of a spine and shit and it was fucking gross and I can't unsee.

Just thought I'd share.   :rawr:
When you are pregnant sometimes you have those dreams (cause you know how sometimes you dream about what you fear the most). its fucking HORRIBLE. Never mind that I was paranoid as fuck for the longest time, after reading so many stories online.

Yesterday I dreamed my ex bf was trying to kidnap me to take me with him. And THIS is exactly why you don't accept  your exes into your facebook, my people.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 15, 2011, 09:36:57 PM
Of course, you could always have an ovarian dermoid cyst, for more fun and games.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jan 16, 2011, 01:03:38 AM
This one time, when I was dreaming, I had sex...with a real live GIRL! Dreams can be so fucked up!
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Post by: Rama on Jan 16, 2011, 01:43:04 AM
Well that's the great thing about dreams...they can take you to places you'll never get to go in real life. 
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 16, 2011, 07:16:49 PM
lol
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 16, 2011, 10:50:23 PM
"For the memory of a lifetime...Recall, Recall, Recall!"
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Fiero on Jan 17, 2011, 03:51:30 PM
I had a dream that I sexed up Starfire. She had smooth legs and could ride that thing like a pro.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 17, 2011, 10:02:33 PM
I'm gone for a little over a month, and when I come back Beck (http://i54.tinypic.com/2woki1k.jpg) is preggers? That's crazy. Well, I guess not really. I mean, it happens, right? Tab A into Slot B, etc.

Congratulations on your knocked-uppageness. Who's the father?
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2011, 10:54:03 PM
"For the memory of a lifetime...Recall, Recall, Recall!"

:lmao:
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 18, 2011, 04:03:59 AM
LOL Nuri I think joe thinks you are really pregnant. Liek, srsly.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 19, 2011, 06:10:58 AM
Oh boy.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2011, 11:46:10 PM
I'm pregnant with fun!  :happy:



























But I have a coat hanger to fix all that.  :mad:
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 20, 2011, 11:57:37 PM
I'm pregnant with fun!  :happy:

Aaaaaand now we know who the father is:

(http://i52.tinypic.com/amea2s.jpg)
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2011, 12:08:03 AM
He isn't fun, he's heart-attack inducing.  And he makes children fat!
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 21, 2011, 12:20:13 AM
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 21, 2011, 02:30:45 AM
Aaaaaand now we know who the father is:

And he makes children fat!

So you just verified what teh joe said. This would also explain Grimace.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 21, 2011, 02:31:18 AM
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

Need to eat moar
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2011, 11:57:01 PM
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

Of there is.  Try eating the oatmeal.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2011, 08:03:57 AM
This thread makes me want raspberry preserves.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Fiero on Jan 23, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
I do always feel gross after eating at McD's...

Is there a connection?

Of there is.  Try eating the oatmeal.

Of there is?
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 24, 2011, 03:33:15 AM
A meal of oats? Preposterous.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Derrick on Jan 24, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
What of barley and malted rice?
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Fiero on Jan 24, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
I like teh oatmeals ... but at MC Donalds, not trying that.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2011, 11:20:28 PM
It's tastes just like regular instant oatmeal.  Actually a little better imo.  And "of" was supposed to be "Oh," but I never bothered to correct it when I originally noticed the mistake. We call this "being lazy".
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Fiero on Jan 27, 2011, 07:54:02 PM
Apparently most foods that say "maple" have no maple actually in them. This is apparently also true of blueberries.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 27, 2011, 09:56:43 PM
Don't even try to tell me blueberries don't have maple in them, deceiver.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Fiero on Jan 27, 2011, 09:59:19 PM
That's not what I said... shit ... Is that what I said?
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 27, 2011, 10:14:00 PM
Apparently.

No, I know what you're saying. Anyone who's ever eaten a blueberry knows damn well that blueberry-flavored foodstuffs are in no way indicative of true blueberryosity.

The same goes for grape. Could you imagine if grape soda/candies/popsicles actually tasted like grape? Fucking gross.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 28, 2011, 01:27:20 AM
Agreed.  I don't want to imagine the impact on Fundip.  I just don't want to imagine.
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 28, 2011, 04:48:12 PM
OMG I LOVE FUNDIP
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Post by: Rama on Jan 28, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
That's what caps lock is for.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2011, 04:07:02 PM
I could totally go for some Fundip now.  I have Spree in my desk at work.  That'll have to do.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 01, 2011, 12:45:41 AM
I hate blueberry.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Derrick on Feb 01, 2011, 10:04:52 PM
Kary does, too.

You're both retarded. Blueberries are the best fruit ever.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 02, 2011, 12:13:18 AM
Blueberries look like blue jack shits. And, while I haven't experienced the latter, they probably taste alike, too.
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Post by: Fiero on Feb 02, 2011, 01:12:42 PM
I'm quite sure they do not.
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 02, 2011, 03:17:24 PM
They taste like wonderous things.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 03, 2011, 11:33:10 AM
They taste of antioxidants and happiness.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Feb 03, 2011, 03:17:16 PM
I prefer these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoons).

If you've never tried them, just trust me, they murder blueberries.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2011, 08:09:42 PM
I just tried the yummiest vegetable ever. It's called salt leaf.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Fiero on Feb 04, 2011, 05:13:12 AM
What the fuck is it? Every time I google it I just get bullshit.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: jonhammstein on Feb 04, 2011, 03:52:02 PM
http://metropolis.co.jp/features/close-ups/salt-leaf/

I'd eat it.
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Post by: Fiero on Feb 04, 2011, 04:17:42 PM
Quite intriguing, indeed.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 04, 2011, 06:52:22 PM
Yeah. We get it at Precce and its kind of expensive but good shit. You can see the little bubbles filled with liquid, it looks like "wet". I'll try to take a pic with my nice cam to show the detail
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 05, 2011, 12:21:25 AM
So in other words, we can't get it in Amurica.

Crap. It sounds like it'd make a kick-ass salad, though not to mention an expensive one.
Title: Re: I had a nightmare I had a miscarriage.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 05, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
I'm sure someone will eventually export it. It'll def be expensive though but a good treat.