Author Topic: Dangerous D is 23. (Read 15904 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Nov 25, 2004, 12:59:19 AM »

Cue the turkey to pop out of the giant cake and strip.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 07:06:39 AM »

How old is that in human years?

I mean...

Your mom.

But wait...

Happy Birthday, Dangerous D.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 09:58:56 AM »

Happy Birthday, D!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 10:17:26 AM »

YAY! BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 06:17:52 PM »

Whew, looks like tom called Spanking Duty.

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 09:41:52 AM »

So, D, where are ya. May your day of birth be joyous.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 02:29:22 PM »

We should throw him a Danish curcumsizion party with celebrity guests Alfonso Ribiero and Bill Fagerbakke.

blanktoe · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 03:48:55 PM »

I guess that would be funny if I knew who you were talkign about.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 04:02:26 PM »

Carlton from Fresh Prince and the guy who played Dauber on Coach and also voices Patrick on Spongebob.

blanktoe · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 04:50:03 PM »

D'oh

Extra Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 06:58:52 PM »

For reference.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 08:49:27 PM »

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Carlton from Fresh Prince and the guy who played Dauber on Coach and also voices Patrick on Spongebob.

confuse me? carlton is patrick star?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 26, 2004, 08:57:11 PM »

No, Dauber is Patrick. He also played the retarded guy in The Stand mini-series. The one who spelled everything "M-O-O-N spells plate."

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 27, 2004, 09:15:53 PM »

*avoids this topic like the plague...*

....oh shit. o.o

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 27, 2004, 10:17:24 PM »

When really you should be avoiding Bill and Alfonzo.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 28, 2004, 02:19:09 AM »

Why would you avoid this topic? Not like you're gonna get younger or something by not reading it.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 28, 2004, 02:50:25 AM »

I guess the thought of Bill and Alfonso giving a derranged bris is reason enough.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 28, 2004, 11:58:33 AM »

It's reason enough for me to!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 12:18:42 PM »

Happy Deranged Bris, Doug!

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 09:50:53 PM »

Presents!

My grandparents on my mother's side splurged this year with a Norelco shaver and a pair of sneakers. My uncle bought me a set of Craftsman wrenches. My mother bought me a pair of gloves (cheapscape!).

My dad took me out for dinner and drinks. I got a rather large strawberry daquiri, and found out that large frozen drinks don't mix well with spicy food.

My other grandfather on my mother's side bought me a large leather executive chair which won't fit in the computer room, so I have to figure out what to do with it.

The rest of my dad's side of the family haven't even sent me a card. Maybe they forgot it was my birthday. I should call them and give them a not-so-nice reminder.

Bitch · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 09:54:38 PM »

Greedy asshole. With all the complaining you do, I'm surprised you got anything at all. One of these days, people will get sick of hearing you bitch about the presents you get and just stop giving you presents.

The D · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 10:05:43 PM »

How is it greedy to expect my dad's side of the family to at least remember my birthday and send me something, even just a card. Even a penny with a note attached to it would be nicer than nothing!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 10:13:59 PM »

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My dad took me out for dinner and drinks. I got a rather large strawberry daquiri, and found out that large frozen drinks don't mix well with spicy food.

psht, amateur!

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 10:23:16 PM »

i'm sorry I'm not as good at being a drunken slut as you are

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 10:27:52 PM »

oh its ok, i understand your nature as a loser that dont do anything else in life than bitch about everything:-D

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 11:02:20 PM »

Hey, that's not funny!

Bitch · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 11:05:49 PM »

I always have a frozen margarita (virgin, duh) at this one restaraunt I like, and it compliments the spicy food perfectly. Doug just chose the wrong frozen drink. The alcohol probably affected the taste as well.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 11:45:46 PM »

He shoulda got a mudslide with spicy food.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 02:25:54 AM »

Water's also nice.

What?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 01:04:26 PM »

Water is like gasoline to spicy food.